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#Royale with cheese

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Well, at least I didn't try to redeem a code as my Gamertag

When I first signed up for a PlayStation Network account many moons ago, I was dismayed to find my desired username was unavailable. Heartbroken and frustrated about not being able to go by the moniker xXxNoScopeXxX, I created a handle I kn...

 
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Psssh! What is this? Smash Bros.?

[Header by Elemental-Aura] Despite Allistair Pinsof's well-reasoned arguments against PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale's being a Smash Bros. clone, it's just so damn blatant! I mean, just look at it! LOOK AT IT! How can it be any more ob...

 
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No kidding! Princess Peach is vapid and easy

This is not reflective of actual female behavior. Oh wait... Let me be serious for a minute and say that I totally respect women. This is all kicks and giggles at the expense of a fictional character. Neither I nor the video makers of Dr. ...

 
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Skyrim be makin' mad cheese... literally

Ten million copies of Skyrim have been shipped. How many millions of dollars is that? What would someone even do with all that cheddar? ... Oh. Okay. Skyrim : 2500 Cheese wheels rolling off a mountain. [YouTube]

 
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Frank West and Strider spotted in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3?

I'm so far from being convinced that this pic is legit. If you're going to leak unreleased content for a game, why would you ever leak just one pic, and why would that pic be of just the upper part of the screen? Why not shoot video, like t...

 
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Settle down, crazy people: Red 5's MMO is still on

Red 5 Studios, which is probably more known for being home to a number of ex-Blizzard folks than anything else, is working on a mysterious MMO of some fashion. No, they aren't ready to talk specifics yet, but they do want to reassure us the...

 
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2D indie masterpiece Noitu Love 2 coming to WiiWare

Slowly-but-surely, all my favorite indie games are making their way to home consoles. Cave Story is already out WiiWare, Spelunky is coming to XBLA, Super Meat Boy is coming to both XBLA and WiiWare, And Yet it Moves is coming to WiiWare, ...

 
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How royalty games: Queen of England given a gold Wii

You know, I might write about games for a living, but no one has ever brought me a fancy console as a gift. That is an honor most likely reserved for celebrities and other such non-commoners, such as the Queen of England, who recently recie...

 
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[Cease and Desist] is coming to the Xbox 360! [Updated for Internet Matlockery]

I have been waiting for many months to finally say this, and today is the day. [Cease and Desist] will not be a [Rhymes with "Bony"] exclusive. It has been confirmed that it will make its way to the [Another co...

 
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Carnival Games: all the fun of a carnival sans the constant fear of dying

I know there must have been a time in my life when I enjoyed going to the carnival. Don’t get me wrong, I would still kill a man for some funnel cake, but nowadays, when I think of a carnival, all I imagine are scary clowns and rusty,...

 
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Dtoid = Greatest community ever

Look I drink...and from time to time I write things on the side of cars. These pictures are not the work of a drunken Greybush, but that of a loyal Dtoider named bobafettm. He single-handedly brought three of my favorite thin...

 
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Five new images of Atari's upcoming The Witcher were released today along with a swag contest for some gothic shirts sure to irriate your grandmother. The fantasy  Action-RPG is scheduled for a third quarter releas...   read

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What makes the PS3's Cell so special? A developer speaks up and tell us

We've all heard the technical babble on how the PlayStation 3 is such a powerful machine. But, we've also heard what a bitch it is to develop for. There's a lot of misinformation floating about and actually trying to nail down s...

 
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Mark Ecko teams up with Prey dev to bring the bling

If you were one of the few that actually enjoyed Marc Ecko's Getting Up (yes, I'm one of the few), then you may be pleased to know that the hip-hop fashion icon has just inked a deal with Prey developer Human Head Studios to bring a...

 
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Emulate a PS2 with a PC: slow but works

News surfaced on Digg that the highly compatible PlayStation 2 emulator PCSX2 has been updated and appears to support most of the popular games. The benchmarks are what you would expect -- 12-20 FPS with mixed results on CG movies. We did s...

 
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Have a New Year's gaming resolution?

Seeing as how New Year's Eve is about to kick off for most of us, it's time that maybe we make some gaming resolutions that will carry us into the new year. Sure, we could make a regular resolution about losing weight or to stop pay...

 
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The King is all bout dat paper, son

In a blow to quality in just about everything, the Burger King games (as a whole) have officially gone double platinum -- meaning they've sold over 2 million copies combined. Released just a month ago, these promotional titles have spa...

 
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This nerd's gaming setup is better than yours

Got nerd envy? If so, this will drive you nuts. Forget modding consoles, this guy modded the whole damn cabinet. WHAT A LOSER!!! Just kidding, I'm just extremely jealous. So, don't mind me. Check out what this dude did. Impressive h...

 
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Destructoid cousin in Pulp Fiction

Dtoid's African American brotha stars in this portrayal of Vincent and Jules in the famous "Royale with cheese" scene from Pulp Fiction. As noted by the short film's director, this illustrates conclusively the lack of need...

 

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FakePlasticTree

For those who wanna follow the Persona 5 crazyness as it gets Heres a stream for all of Get hyped! #TakeTokyoTower

 
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Why is it that all the girls I wanna bang turn out to be lesbians? Happened at least 5 times so Perhaps my gaydar is

 
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medicamecanica

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ObliqueZombie

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Occams

Lordy, Overwatch is fun! Bastion is gun mode as a defender if very

 
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I hope Overwarch finishes downloading before the beta period is

 
Parismio

I have Shantae and the pirates curse for wiiu Who wants it? I figured itd be gone by

 
Dangus Taargus

I just spent an hour setting my Steam Controller to treat only the bottom half of my DS emulator window as a mouse zone for the touchscreen in a Big Picture It kinda works better than I thought it but still doesnt really feel

 
KnickKnackMyWack

People seem pretty insistent on the idea that Zelda NX will be vastly superior to Wii why? When OoT was ported to GCN all it had was Master TP on Wii was almost no different from Unless its a remaster it wont be significantly

 
Gundy

Im gonna miss I never enjoyed getting my ass handed to me so

 
Torchman

God damn I want to be so mad at how little screen time Gunbuster itself has gotten and the pacing of the But then I find out Gunbuster is a combination And then it gets a hype battle versus an YOURE TEARING ME APART GAINAX

 
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Ive been working a lot in YOLO Animals, but peoples responses worth it:) Take a look at the game:

 
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In celebration of my finally having finished MGS V: full motion Quiet/ Stefanie Joosten

 
siddartha85

I didnt expect to like Overwatch this Anybody else using Lucio? Im shocked at how much I now enjoy using He seemed so lame at But hes secretly

 
CoilWhine

Played and streamed some more Yakuza 3 (that shibe is so cute!), made a few memes for YouTube but nothing really

 
Torchman

When your title mech doesnt show up for over half the shows length, maybe, juuuust MAYBE, you shouldve had more Too rushed for some moments to have any real Mechs been pretty badass so far

 
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Parismio

Since I now have Runbow, it occurs to me that no one has mentioned its new DLC and that Lilac from Freedom Planet is a free character!

 
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Sarah Jane Farron

:( Today has been pretty bad for Really dislike Nioh and stuck with terrible players on my teams on both Overwatch and TF2 with the latter taking an hour to figure out how to launch it without it I say! Sleep and onwards to tomorrow!

 
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Thing Im trying to sort from the Avengers movies: Everyone is absolved for succumbing to mind control except for Tony And Scarlett Witch sends Hulk to terrorize a Loki gets out of warping minds with a But hes my brothe from

 
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Alright i got two codes Wiiu versions of affordable space adventures and Shante: Pirates Curse

 
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worm jerky

Just discovered the Yakuza series after buying 5 on sale and finally putting some real time in with 4, which I got with PSPlus a while Now I dont even care about anything else its like Im trapped in Yakuzaville!!

 
AvtrSpirit

While debate rages on over who is best waifu and best robotu in Overwatch, its abundantly clear that Hanzo is best

 
lewness

Was nervous because I thought you botched getting the Morion Blade if you didnt get Yuria to talk about Orbeck before finishing the Usurpation Turns out you can still do I did do it right after killing Dragonslayer so that helped?

 

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