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Podtoid questions

Podtoid 281 records today! ASK QUESTIONS HERE!


We might answer them
Jan 31
// mrandydixon
Another week, another chance for you to ask questions about videogames and water buffaloes and shit. YOU ARE SO EXCITED! So what are you waiting for? ASK QUESTIONS! Holmes, Conrad, Caitlin, and I will be donning our long underwear and recording Podtoid in just a few moments, so you'd better act fast. Fast like a six-legged turtle-like creature.
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Awww, baby.
This week on Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes is once again dead in a chemical fire, so it's just Conrad Zimmerman, Andy Dixon, and Max Scoville. The gang discusses forklift missions, sex, babies, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, and The Fugees' breakthrough 1996 hip-hop album "The Score." Here's your direct download! Or, go check us out on iTunes.

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Podtoid questions

Podtoid 280 records today, ask us questions!


Or don't. See if I care.
Jan 24
// mrandydixon
Barring technical difficulties, your regular gang of manly misfits will be recording Podtoid in just mere minutes. Got any questions for Max, Conrad, Jonathan, or yours truly? ASK AWAY!
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Podtoid 279: Troy Baker's Next-Gen Ice Bucket


Also: Beards
Jan 22
// Max Scoville
An outbreak of evil fungus resulted in the untimely deaths (and scheduling conflicts) of Jonathan Holmes and Andy Dixon, so this week's gritty post-apocalyptic Podtoid is only Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, and Caitlin Cooke...
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Podtoid questions

Podtoid 279 records today, ask us questions!


Ask us your questions NOW
Jan 17
// mrandydixon
Max, Conrad, Jonathan, and yours truly (also possibly Caitlin!) will be up to our ears in Podtoid potty talk in just a few minutes. Got any questions for us to not answer?
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Excerpt from Podtoid #278
In case you missed yesterday's episode of Podtoid, or you're one of those people who won't do anything for more than ten minutes, here's a brief excerpt in which Jonathan Holmes shocks the rest of the cast with news of Nintendo's fascist removal of cartoon buttocks from Chibi-Robo!: Photo Finder.

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Trigger Warning: Battletoads
This week, Caitlin Cooke joins us via Jonathan Holmes' pet dog "Air-Bud" to discuss the cultural importance of Battletoads, Oxycontin use in the 90s, Senran Kagura lore and subtlety, anus chocolates, and probably some other s...

Sup Holmes gets dismal with Lisa's Austin Jorgensen

Jan 12 // Jonathan Holmes
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Get to know the people that make great videogames
This week on Sup Holmes we welcome Austin Jorgensen to the program. Austin is a professional martial artist and part time hunk, but that hasn't stopped him from setting forth on developing one of the most unhinged role playin...

Podtoid 277: Geralt of Rivia, Slayer of Kissing Teens

Jan 06 // Max Scoville
Oh, and here's a nice excerpt: [embed]268517:52111:0[/embed]
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WE'RE BACK!
Like a disgusting, vulgar Phoenix, Podtoid once again rises from its feculent ashes. This time around, the roster consists of Max Scoville, Conrad Zimmerman, Jonathan Holmes, and Andy Dixon. Join them as they discuss Witchers, big crabs, Molemen, facial hair, and very briefly... videogames. Here's the direct download link and go subscribe on iTunes right here!

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Lisa

The Dismal Jesters, Virt and Buddy join the cast of Lisa


The cute and disturbing RPG has new guests
Nov 30
// Jonathan Holmes
Lisa (the painful, boundary-pushing RPG) really sparked conversation when we posted about it last week. It seems to have picked up quite a few supporters since then as well. As of Thanksgiving, the game has been fully funded ...
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Podtoid 276: Ron Perlman's Chrome Halloween Cock


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Oct 31
// Jim Sterling
It's the Halloween special, and the gang resurrects a long-dead friend -- MAX SCOVILLE! Yes, the former Podtoid co-host Dtoid Show star is back ... and he may be a regular fixture. He joins the group to discuss Val Kilmer's H...
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Podtoid 275: A Moment on the Nips


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Oct 24
// Jim Sterling
On this week's episode, the gang opens an authentic Vietnamese restaurant with Jonathan "Lucky Dragon" Holmes' genuine recipes, while Willem Dafoe suffers a nipple-flavored curse at the hands of Brad Dourif. Elsewhere, there ...
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Podtoid 274: Twilight Reborn


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Oct 17
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, the gang opens Boston's best fetish dungeon, Jonathan Holmes preserves the sperm of the greatest living human, Paul Stanley encourages his friends, and stalkers get stalked by stalkers who stalk stalke...
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Podtoid 273: Julia Child's Ghost Penis


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Oct 10
// Jim Sterling
Danny Baranowsky is in the house, back with the Podtoid gang by popular demand. The game composer is on hand to talk about Jonathan going face-down-ass-up, Conrad pottering about in the garden, and Julia Child scaring childre...
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Fond Memories: Podtoid intro music from early episodes


From a loooooong time ago
Oct 09
// Dale North
Are you a Podtoid listener? If so, thank you. We love that you support our silly and almost pointless podcast. But how long have you been listening to Podtoid? Since the early days? No, I'm not talking about last year or anyt...
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Podtoid 272: Horses Are Watching A Toy Masturbate


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Oct 03
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes finally breaks bad, but not before he runs the sexiest dog hotel you ever did see! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe goes to Heaven and meets a saucy Dolly Parton, while MANY OTHER THINGS HAPPEN!...
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Podtoid 271: Tingle's Tiny Tadger


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Sep 26
// Jim Sterling
It is an experimental new Podtoid, as this week we recorded the questions segment live! Yes, the question part of the show was broadcast online and we answered queries in REAL TIME! It went of surprisingly well, too.  El...
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Podtoid 270: Cookie, Suds Me Up With Soap And Foam!


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Sep 19
// Jim Sterling
It's the satire special of Podtoid this week. To celebrate Grand Theft Auto V, we're having Jonathan Holmes commit hate crimes in Boston ... ironically! Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe thinks back on a fine luncheon, Holmes becomes e...
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Podtoid 269: Lick A Frog's Holes


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Sep 12
// Jim Sterling
Jonathan Holmes attempts a PS Vita filibuster but is foiled by plans to burn all his possessions, waterboard him with gasoline, and force him to perform gratuitous sexual acts on amphibians in the name of musical theater.&nbs...
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Podtoid 268: Anal Gummy Bears


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Sep 06
// Jim Sterling
Jim is sick with the PAX flu, but still forced himself to deliver a steaming bag of degradation and filth. This week, the gang discusses what they did at PAX, plans for future PAX attendance (or non-attendance), and the prosp...
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Podtoid 267: Val Kilmer Is An Occult Son Of A Bitch


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Aug 29
// Jim Sterling
On this week's pre-PAX Podtoid, the gang gear up for their next-day traveling, mostly by talking about Ben Affleck, and why the sorcerous Val Kilmer is the Once and Future Batman. There's also discussion of Jonathan lifting h...
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Podtoid 266: Moldy Bread Cunnilingus


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Aug 22
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, Jonathan invites you all to a PAX Prime Precum Picnic, Boston hosts a Renaissance Faire full of vomit, poison, and filthy oral sex, and Jim takes out his feelings of maltreatment on others. He also rec...
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Podtoid 265: The Bodybuilder and the Chipmunk Have Sex


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Aug 16
// Jim Sterling
It's a sleep Podtoid today! The gang is overworked and not too rested, but they squeeze some chat out of the bag to talk about Jonathan's torture funtime, drug dealers from the 1980s, and the day a bodybuilder had sex with he...
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Podtoid 264: Phil Collins' Beautiful Meaty Flesh


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Aug 08
// Jim Sterling
On this week's show, the gang become the Flava Flav to Phil Collins' Public Enemy, Jonathan Holmes stars in a spiritual successor to Despicable Me, a verbal bangin' contract is hashed out, Willem Dafoe coaches the genitals, a...
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Podtoid 263: Coconut Milk Enema


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Aug 01
// Jim Sterling
On this week's spiffy Podtoid, the gang discusses the noble history of chungus, and how Jonathan Holmes' chunghole makes for the perfect coconut drinking experience. We also discuss a dark future in which Reggie Fils-Aime bec...
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Podtoid 262: Thems Is Quality Testicles


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Jul 25
// Jim Sterling
On this week's Podtoid, we're forced to talk about videogames because Jim didn't come up with any half-baked ideas. Nevertheless, we still get to enjoy Jonathan's new Kickstarter idea in which our intrepid hosts will bump the...
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Podtoid 261: The Artistic Integrity of Aqua


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Jul 18
// Jim Sterling
It's a shorter Podtoid this week, but we pack a lot of those ca-RAZY belly laffs into the party. We get not one, but TWO Gordon Ramsay television pitches. We get not one, but TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches. We get to hear abo...
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Podtoid 260: Wet Chicken Fingers


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Jul 11
// Jim Sterling
On this week's almighty Podtoid, the Matt Borealis saga reaches its ghastly conclusion, Eliza Dushku plans to go see Pacific Rim with a Cherry Coke, and chickens are eaten for terrifying purposes. Also, Jonathan Holmes begins...
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Podtoid 259: Casper The Cummy Ghost


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Jul 04
// Jim Sterling
On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes becomes the new face of Hollywood by starring in a V for Vendetta sequel AND appearing as spunky ghosts in horror films. Jim reboots He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, whi...
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Podtoid 258: Dr. Dickman's Cursed Penis


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Jun 27
// Jim Sterling
On this week's majestic Podtoid, Jonathan Holmes stars in the new hit TV series Soda Baby, we discuss the increasingly controversial David Boreanaz/Matt Borealis situation, and Willem Dafoe offers his hexed penis in the name ...






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