On this week's Podtoid, we will be joined once again by Conrad "The Professional" Zimmerman to discuss another load of old bollocks. Hamza's out of commission again because of his stupid laptop, but we'll make up for it by doing nothing special at all!
We could use your questions though, if you want to ask them. Feel free to do so in the comments below.
It is that time again! After a week of E3 silliness, the crew is back to cram another load of feces into your ears with the number one gaming podcast in the world of podcasts that don't talk about games very much. It shall be...
Oh for God's sake, what's happening now? Oh, those three pricks from Destructoid are only going and recording another damned episode of that frigging podcast that they're always cocking doing. I suppose you better ask them some questions so they can dribble some crap out of the protruding anuses that pass for their mouths.
Damn it up the arsepiece.
Podtoid is recording today, even though I just want to play Diablo III all of the time. Meanwhile, Hamza is off duty because he's in Lossing Angles for the pre-E3 pre-preview-preview-pre-hype-pre-preview event. So that will be fun for him.
As always, ask us some damn questions and we will answer a number of them while remarking on the elegance of these biscuits for cheese.
Podtoid 200 records today! It will be mostly normal, but there will be a special Podtoid-related thing revealed for long-time fans, so be sure to listen if you're one of those!
Also, questions! Ask us stuff! As a special 200 episode treat, we will answer just as many questions as we usually do! Isn't that a really extra special fun thing for you? Eh? EH!?
The three derpsketeers will be on hand to record another load of old balls today, and you may ask us questions if you want to. As always, there's no clue what we might touch upon, so just ask random nonsense and see what happens.
As ever, the show will be on subscription feeds tonight and via Destructoid tomorrow. How nice!
Podtoid has the pleasure of Hamza Aziz's company for a few weeks, and we're all very excited! Destructoid's resident communications director, sexual healer, and professional shark is sure to have lots to say, but we could use your questions as always!
Ask away, and we might even answer some of them for a minute!
Jonathan Holmes is back from PAX with tales to tell and fabulous silks from the new world. We'll be talking about that on Podtoid, alongside a load of other garbage that I'll pull out of my arse due to having nothing interesting to say.
Talking of things being pulled from arses -- you got any questions for us? We may answer some!
Oh no, it's that time again. Your silly little idiots are conspiring to record another load of incessant crap so that you, for some reason, can download and listen to it. Why are we all perpetuating this miserable cycle? Beca...
Podtoid is recording today. It's a day late because I was playing Aliens: Colonial Marines yesterday. I can't talk about that yet, so it'll be interesting to see if I can cope with the pressure of keeping my stupid mouth shut. I saw an Alien Queen, though!
As usual, we will gratefully take you questions and will even strive to answer some. Feel free to ask away, my friends.
The duo this week is joined by a very special guest -- music man Danny Baranowsky! You might know of his work on the soundtrack for Super Meat Boy, Canabalt, and The Binding of Isaac, among other projects. He's also a pretty kick ass guy.
As usual, we're after your smelly questions, so get them in there!
Has it been a week already? Yes it has. It comes around far too soon, doesn't it? Anyway, Jonathan Holmes and myself will be recording another load of verbal piss that you can stuff into your ears, and you can contribute to this farce by asking us some questions.
Yeah, that'll do for a post.
Your stupid hosts will be recording another ridiculous podcast by talking with their dumb mouths into a pathetic microphone later today. You get to help this circus of sin rolling by asking awful questions with your putrid fingers on low quality keyboards.
This is how the system works, forever and ever, until we all die.
That's like, poetry or something.
Podtoid is recording today. You're going to get Jonathan Holmes and myself for definite, so that's banked safely. Will there be someone else? I don't know yet. Maybe. Probably not.
In any case, you can ask us questions as per usual, and we might answer some of them in a minute!
Jonathan Holmes and myself will be convening for the usual round of bollocks and nonsense. As ever, we are duty bound to answer some questions from our beautiful public, so feel free to ask them.
It is going to be a spe...