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This is racist, right?
On today's thrilling adventure into David Cage's mental brainspace, we kick the crap out good friends, we get claustrophobic while trying to do our job, and we get very quiet and guilty when lots and lots of racism happens.  Also, crap stealth and some other things. 

My theory of a Deadman CD collection
In this thrilling installment of Indigo Prophecy, we drink water, play the guitar, punch a bag, play the guitar, and listen to more Theory of a Deadman. The fun literally never ends. It will never end. The fun is literally going on forever.  It's gonna move!

Living my pawn's life
I fiddle with the temperature knob and get murderous as I play Quantic Dream's true classic, Indigo Prophecy. Laugh along as we murder people in bathrooms, interrogate distraught women, and listen to music about women doin' ya wrong. Oh Theory of a Deadman. You scallywags!

Best tutorial ever ... except kind of not
There probably won't be any more Legends of Dawn, because the game crashed while I was recording and took all the video with it. Buggy game, that is! Fortunately, we have a different legend for you, with Legends of Aethereus!  Enjoy the world's most thorough tutorial, and let's kill some Definitely-Not-Orcs!

In what is easily my favorite Now Bloody Playing to date, I battle Skittlers and meet the best voice actors in the world, all with Legends of Dawn! I had a blast with this one, and you can expect to see much more of it in future. Way too much of it. 

So stupid
People keep talking about Cookie Clicker like it's the most amazing game yet, but don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. Click.

Turkey buzzard vulture
Oh look, it's Neverending Nightmares, that creepy looking adventure game Jonathan talked about the other day. It's only got a few hours left on its Kickstarter, and this video probably won't help it. We can only cross our fingers! Anyway, I played the demo. You can watch me play it, if you want. 

I am sad now
Marlow Briggs and the Mask of Death is funny, gloriously shameless, and solid in the action department. It is also, unfortunately, kind of broken in unforgivable ways, and if you get caught in its terrible traps, you could ruin your entire game.  I wish I could just be showing off how much fun this game is. I can't though. Now I'm sad in my face. 

Alien Rage - Now Bloody Playing

Sep 25 // Jim Sterling
Squirty Gun
In today's little carnival of misery, I try to contain my internal juices as I play Motion Sickness: The Game and fire my squirty gun at the Genericons. Yeah, Alien Rage isn't very good.  A full review is coming later today, where I further eviscerate this complete waste of time and money.

Crashing and burning
People have been buzzing about Race The Sun lately, and so I decided to check it out for your sensual enjoyment. I'm not very good at it, but I'm having a laugh with it, and that's what matters. At the end of the day, that's what bloody matters.  So yeah, watch this video if you like! Oh, and Race The Sun can be voted for on its Greenlight page right here.

Very, very drunk
Here we go, at last! The thrilling conclusion to Outlast, played by a man who ended how he started -- completely pickled. In this final chapter, we evade the Nude Brothers, we witness the Big'Un get what he deserves, we reun...

Three fuses!?
Your good pal Jim Sterling returns to Mount Massive Asylum for another descent into madness. This time, we see yet more naked butts, faff about with three fuses, get chased by the big'un again, and have an encounter with a pair of old, nude, friends.  There. You got another Outlast video. Satisfied? Satisfied, now that you got, finally, your cheesy balls? 

Doorways - Now Bloody Playing

Sep 21 // Jim Sterling
Scissory, Circley, Skewery, Cage
Discovered a new horror game on Steam last night, so I decided to record myself playing it for your ridiculous entertainment. It's called Doorways, it bills itself as a survival horror game, but it kind of isn't. It's interesting, though! Why not watch the video and see if you, too, find it interesting? Maybe you don't. That's okay too.

Shelter - Now Bloody Playing

Sep 20 // Jim Sterling
Little Assbadgers
Time for some more stupid gameplay video stupidity for you to swallow into your gawking eyes. Why not watch me play Shelter for a minute? I'm going to wander around and drop onion things in front of little baby badgers.  Well then, that's fun isn't it? Yes. That's fun.

Delver - Now Bloody Playing

Sep 18 // Jim Sterling
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Today I am playing Delver, a roguelike-esque first-person adventure recommended to me after I played Paranautical Activity. For those of you who weren't so hot on that latter game, methinks this one is far more your speed.  We will have more Outlast for you this week, that much is certain, I just felt like trying new things. I may give Shelter a go next. Then it's back to the scarytimes!

Come at them hard!
Here's some Grand Theft Auto V gameplay to cram inside of your heads. If you are one of those not currently playing it, this will be a delightful little treat for your mushy brains. Alternatively, if you are playing it, come click on the video anyway. My ego needs the views.  Enjoy some moving pictures of me running through GTAV's "Blitz Play" mission. It's a thing you can do!

Hey, buddy!
It's time for the fourth installment of Outlast. On today's spooky chapter, I run around in circles from a doctor as murderous as he is naked, get smashed by a big 'un, and turn some valves in the name of progress. It's all scary stuff! We may very well be coming to the end of the road after this one. It's been fun!

Dr. Holmes is in the house
It's time for the third part of my Outlast gameplay extravaganza! This time, I get caught down in the sewers with Smashy Smashy Egg Man, I get chased through corridors by maniacs, and I enjoy a session with a naked butt doctor.  How can you refuse, with a summary like that?

Scary Penis Boys
A more sober version of me returns to the nuthouse for part two of Outlast. This time around, I come face to face with murderous naked men, catch a necrophiliac in the act, and pick up some batteries.  Hopefully you continue to enjoy the series! I love all of you watching so far, I love you on the butts. 

Outlast - Now Bloody Playing

Sep 09 // Jim Sterling
That's not good, that's not good!
Last night, I got myself a little more drunk than I'd planned to and, in my feverish state of mind, decided it was a perfect time to fire up Outlast and record myself playing it. Going in blind, this is my first time reaction to what's already turning out to be a terrifying game.  People seem to have really enjoyed this one so far, so I intend to give y'all some more Outlast in future.

Jawa dead!
I've been wanting to play Paranautical Activity -- the groovy looking roguelike FPS -- for quite some time, but I've been so busy I didn't even see it hit Steam! I promptly downloaded it this morning and decided to record my...

Now Bloody Playing photo
'I will cry all the way home'
It's time for another playthrough from your best buddy Jim Sterling! This time we're having an early look at Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs, the upcoming horror game from The Chinese Room.  Don't expect screaming and yelli...

Idiot dummy idiot does idiocy
People insisted I upload the next part of my Gone Home playthrough, even though I did a stupid and it got really boring. So yeah, have fun watching half an hour of utter drivel! Or not, if you don't want it.  Either way HIT LIKE N' SUBSCRIBE LOLZ!

DIVEKICK - Now Bloody Playing

Aug 21 // Jim Sterling
I don't have time for fun ... gus!
Your best friend Jim Sterling gets his boots polished and prepares to dive some ass! Sorry, kick some ass. It's Divekick, the new indie fighting game that many people are salivating over. Come, salivate with Jim and watch him humiliate himself for your amusement. We will have a full review for you soon, but for now, watch this video I made on the Internet! Also, Shoals has two kicks. 

Gone Home - Now Bloody Playing

Aug 16 // Jim Sterling
Mexican skulls and Christmas Ducks!
Your idiot friend Jim Sterling is here once more to play Gone Home, the indie exploration game that all the journalists on Twitter are journalisting about. Come with me on a wonderful excursion into abandoned houses and tempting dreams. Also, Christmas Duck.  It is a fun time for your life, that this game can be played for your enjoyment.

PAYDAY 2 - Now Bloody Playing

Aug 14 // Jim Sterling
PAYDAY photo
Put on your mummy mask!
Hello! Your old pal Jim Sterling is back again, and this time he's an immoral criminal mummy! Yep, we're playing us some PAYDAY 2, and I'll be taking you on a little trip to the bank for some mad cash, yo.  We will, of course, have a full review coming. In the meantime, enjoy the immorality of it all.

Papers, Please photo
Get your documents ready!
Papers, Please hit Steam just yesterday, and your ol' pal Jim Sterling is on hand to give your a whirlwind tour through the beautiful realm of Arstotzka. Who shall be let in? Who shall be denied? You must watch n' see! This is a good game, by the way. Yes indeed it is.

Saints Row IV Sex Time! photo
It's a pansexual paradise!
It is with no small amount of delight that I bring you a new episode of Now Bloody Playing -- featuring an early look at the world of Saints Row IV. In this video, I walk you through all the teased "Romance Options" found in...

The final part of the unthrilling saga
In the thrilling conclusion to a rubbish playthrough of a boring campaign, the noble Jim Sterling fights his way through Stasis Interrupted, fighting more Weyland Yutani mercs, having a close encounter with an alien Queen, and giving up on the last bit because it's dumb. It was going on far too long anyway.

Aliens photo
Hicks and his magical pants!
Lisbeth is dead, and we continue our boring journey through space with ... some other person! Witness the terror of aliens that stand around waiting to die. Be amazed by Hicks' magic pants! Feel shock at the comprehension of Weyland-Yutani's Danger Ammo!

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