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Everything

'Everything' is a game about being everything

"In Everything, every single thing is a playable character; if you can see it, you can be it." Come again? "The game lets you see the entire universe from the point of view of the thousands of things in it. In other words, there is no di...

 
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Rocket League gif

This might be the best/worst goal in Rocket League

Rocket League is inescapable. Everywhere I look, people are praising the game, a fusion of soccer and cars, for being accessible, rewarding, and endlessly entertaining. I have resisted. I'm not much of a gearhead, and the closest I've come...

 
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BioShock sweater

Hold on, that's what BioShock's protagonist looks like?!

I had this mental image of BioShock protagonist Jack as a normal, non-sweater-wearing guy. That's gone now, and it's never coming back.

 
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Sonic short film

Sonic lets Robotnik die in this sad short film

I've seen a lot of disturbing Sonic the Hedgehog content online, but this one is probably my favorite. A boy dressed as Sonic wanders around his town looking for adventure until he spots a very Dr. Robotnik-looking fellow with an animal tr...

 
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EarthBound

First Ness, now his game? EarthBound 'sold out' on Club Nintendo reward list

[Please Give Us Strength art by Zarla] Pre-orders for the GameStop exclusive Ness amiibo went up last week, and it was pretty much a disaster. GameStop.com ended up being taken offline as a result, and in-store orders took upwards of two ho...

 
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PvZ shooter? Seriously?

PvZ: Garden Warfare leak in Google cache [updated]

Update: Supererogatory found a Google cache snapshot of that URL, which quasi-confirms its existence (or incredibly elaborate joke).  The description of the game appears as follow: PLANTS VS ZOMBIES™ GARDEN WARFARE PRO...

 
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Dragon Ball tacos: La Cumbia de Goku goes viral

Four days ago the musical group "Cañada de la Cumbia" posted a tribute to Dragon Ball Z and the video is spreading like wildfire -- over 3.2 million views at the time of this posting.  Despite my last name I've spent ...

 
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2 Legit 2 Quit
 
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New Resi film retitled as Re5ident Evil: Retribution

In its divine wisdom, Screen Gems has decided that it's not enough to give the world yet another Resident Evil movie by Paul W.S. Anderson, but that we would all be better off with a title that captures the true dynamic essence of a fifth e...

 
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Pokemon? Digimon? What's the friggin' difference?

I know it's easy to draw the Digimon-Pokémon connection, but does anybody else remember when Digimon was just a spin-off of Tamagotchi? Exact same virtual pet raising, only now you could do battle with the little critters. How did w...

 
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Xbox 720 logo spotted in trailer for Real Steel

Is this really the logo for the next Xbox? Probably not. The above screenshot was taken from Hugh Jackman's new robot fighting movie, Real Steel. Nothing coming from a robot fighting movie staring Hugh Jackman can be taken seriously.&n...

 
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Sony's 3D head-worn visor thing costs $800, supports PS3

I saw this silly head-mounted personal 3D display earlier this year at CES. It was at Sony's booth, where I was too excited by the glasses-free 3D to care about some cyclops visor thing. It seemed like something too far away to care about, ...

 
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TGS: The Great Vita Boat Trip

After the first long TGS work day were thrown on a bus, driven to the bay, put on a boat, and taken out to sea. Our mission? To play the PlayStation Vita. Too bad we didn't do that. It just didn't work out. Still, we had a great time. We f...

 
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Silent Hill: Book of Memories trailer concerns me

I'm usually against the guy that's resistant to change, but I don't love where Konami is letting the Silent Hill franchise go to.  Here's what Tomm Hulett, Senior Associate Producer for upcoming PS Vita game Silent Hill: Book of ...

 
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Silent Hill: Book of Memories is top-down multiplayer

Top-down. Top-down multiplayer. Fine for convertibles or strippers, but for the Silent Hill franchise? At their gamescom press conference, Konami showed off their newest Silent Hill game, Book of Memories, made by WayForward for the PS Vita...

 
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Sony provides status update on PlayStation Network

On the PlayStation Blog, Sony has issued a new statement regarding the recent PlayStation Network and Qriocity downtime. Resolving the situation is likely going to take longer than we initially thought, although work is being performed "aro...

 
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[Update] Resident Evil: Begins [not]unveiled as a prequel

[Update: It was an April Fools joke after all. Well played BD/DP] Bloody Disgusting's Dead Pixels guys revealed that the new Resident Evil movie is a prequel/reboot called Resident Evil: Begins. This story has been picked up by a lot of mov...

 
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Dtoid (the show): Smurfcraft, Headshots, and Bieber

Sometimes you can't shoot your internet TV show. Maybe the studio is getting fumigated, or maybe you're stranded in Mexico with no way home. A lot of stuff can happen. That's why we need time machines. On this very special episode of Destr...

 
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E3 10: Precious moments with a booth babe

While wandering the E3 show floor, you will see a men touch women that he doesn't know. You will see this many, many times. You will see them touch these women for a few seconds, usually by wrapping his arm around her. Then, they both look...

 
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E3 10: A wild Reggie appears!

I forgot how easy it is to run into famous people at E3, especially near bathrooms. In this video, we discover the toileting habits of one of the most powerful men in the videogame industry. I really hope Reggie never sees this, but if he ...

 
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So, Lara Croft is an isometric arcade co-op platformer

Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light is an isometric arcade platformer. How about that? Didn't see that one coming, did you? Tomb Raider may be responsible for helping to craft the third-person action/adventure, but it seems that she's give...

 
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MLB 2K10 videos have baseball in them

After many years of research I have concluded that watching baseball is only enjoyable at the stadium, with friends, while consuming large amounts of beer and overpriced food. This is because you don't have to pay attention to the game. Fo...

 
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Agarest War's limited edition is blatantly better on 360

[As posted on Japanator] And not just "better." Way better, and for several reasons I'm just going to list down right here: It exists. The PS3 version of Agarest War is a PSN download, but the 360 version is a disc release. It comes with a...

 
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Heavy Rain collector's edition not coming to US

If you saw our post about the Heavy Rain collector's edition a few weeks ago and got excited, you better hope you're living in Britain. Sony has confirmed that the United States will not be getting its hands on the special version of Quanti...

 
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Here's a (pretty much) direct transcript of the final moments of my recent conversation with Capcom's Seth Killian- Me-"There are rumors going around that March's Mega Man 10 will have a co-op mode, and that Bass will be the ...   read

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Nintendo's Shigeru Miyamoto would definitely know what Nintendo's next big thing looks like, so we'll take his musings on what the next Nintendo console would look and be like to heart.He tells Gamasutra that Nintendo hasn't ...   read

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This has not been a good year when it comes to delays on the games we're really hoping for. News that BioShock 2 was pushed back hit recently, Splinter Cell Conviction and Red Steel 2 have also been pushed back, and at this r...   read

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No, seriously: Pimp yourself out in Space Invaders bling

Are you ready to get ICED OUT? Blingvaders now offers the hippest new gear for wannabe pimps in the form of the "Iced out Space Invaders neck chain". Yours for just twenty dollars in faux silver or gold, you can show off your nerd...

 
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E3 09: PS3/360 video recap part one (with PSP bonus levels)

I have the feeling that I missed a lot of best PS3/360 games at this year's E3. Shadow Complex and PixelJunk Shooter were supposedly on the show floor, but I never saw them, despite looking high and low for them all three days of the show. ...

 
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E3 09: Wii Vitality Sensor announced, no one knows why

Nintendo has already announced several really promising titles in this morning's press conference (the liveblog is still going on here), and in the excitement of the announcement for Metroid: Other M this will probably be forgotten, but I h...

 

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Go check out Destructoid's collectible toy culture blog, which I proudly run: Here is a list of things you should know about me: I'm a female game/toy blogger living in New Orleans. The NES ...

 

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King's Quest: Once Upon a Climb"A tale of two princesses"

 

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CumWizard2k14

Thank you, Im feeling much better, calmed down quite a Now Im going to enjoy some childhood nostalgia with Drakan: The Ancients Gates before I get ready for :)

 
ZombZ

God damn why does Disqus have such a comments dont show up, then they double post and then reply to the wrong deleting more comments than posting

 
iam16bit

Finishing my pencils for tomorrows final narrative

 
CumWizard2k14

Real talk, Ive been very depressed lately and my anxiety has been getting worse and I need a friend, or

 
hlarge4

I made a very incorrect assumption about one of the limits of Traces abilities in Axiom Downsidw, extended my play by 3 Plus? Found dozens of secrets

 
Torchman

Shift starts earlier this Feels wierd eating lunch two hours

 
SpielerDad

Who wants to taste my salty nuts?

 
AdmiralAckbong

Went outside the theater to smoke a cigarette, and see the Coen Bros 15 feet away, getting in a Then was forced to move on with my

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

You know, while W101 would be an excellent WiiU addition for the Nintendo Humble Bundle, I didnt think about the 3DS What if its Project Mirai: DX? SEGAs already on board and gave us one rhythm game, so why not two? Or maybe its too recent?

 
ShadeOfLight

We have officially reached the point where for the life of me I can no longer keep track of all these American made-up

 
CumWizard2k14

Any bros wanna get together for some Wagnaria!! and jello shots?

 
ikiryou

This gif came across my Tumblr dashboard and even though I know its supposed to read A bottomless I keep seeing it as A bottomless Interesting place, that

 
CumWizard2k14

Dear Bungie, I will literally give to you my anal virginity if it means I get a Year 2 Vex you dtf or what

 
Nathan D

May the good blood guide your way on the first day of

 
Jed Whitaker

Look at all these talentless hacks disagreeing with Total Biscuit and agreeing with me:

 
LinkSlayer64

Why did no one ever tell me about Rhythm Thief!? I LOVE RHYTHM GAMES! I thought this was just a point and click! I cant stop giggling with glee!

 
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Happy May for happy

 
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first of may

 
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Happy Mayday

 
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May the Fourth be with you! In 3 days!

 
Dr Mel

May the first dunce who says May the fourth be with you be the last time he ever says

 
Perro

So I broke and bought a physical copy of Xenoblade Chronicles for 50

 
Vadicta

Just died of infection and this is what I was treated

 
whatsacow

Good Got Aesop Rocks new album, finished Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and beat the Nioh Good

 
Dr Mel

oy, sometimes when I check on my own blog it gets set to Hidden I didnt realize for maybe a Not a huge deal, but kinda

 
Gundy

Manager logic: Floral department needs help over the weekend for mothers Both the new hire and I know nothing about I know my department like the back of my hand and the new guy knows almost They schedule me to work

 
ChrisHannard

Your weapon-fu is shockingly

 
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Happy First of May! I did a thing about

 
Shinta

I hope you are all putting in ample time into Nioh before the demo expires on I expect you all to master stance changes and report back with your Class

 

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