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DkS III butts

Breaking: There are butts in Dark Souls III

I know, I know, I said I wasn't going to spoil Dark Souls III for myself. But some things are just too exciting to ignore, and this is one of them. There are butts in Dark Souls III.

 
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Far Cry Primal

Get up to speed on Far Cry Primal with this '101' trailer

Some people follow news on Far Cry closely, taking in every nugget of information out there. Others might be vaguely aware of Far Cry Primal's existence and premise, but don't know much else past that. This video is for the latter group. It...

 
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Dongs

[NSFW] Top five floppy dongs in video games

[The following NSFW feature contains pictures, descriptions, and general frank discussion of dicks. Don't want to see a 3D model of a penis? Don't scroll down or read on.] Video games are an ever-evolving artistic medium, growing more and m...

 
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Boobs, boobs never change

Ogle virtual girls in Dead or Alive Xtreme 3's new trailer

Yesterday we snuck a peek at the titillating environments of the Asia-exclusive Dead or Alive Xtreme 3, and today we ogle virtual girls with a hint of gameplay in this latest not-safe-for-work trailer. Most of this trailer looks surpr...

 
Tower of Flesh photo
Tower of Flesh

20 hours went into making this animated tower in Fallout 4

In the classiest video to ever feature Phil Collins' music, the aptly named Saucy Sausage shows us the massive tower they've built filled with an animated display the likes of which has never been seen in the wasteland. The epic buildup to...

 
Greatness masturbates photo
Greatness masturbates

Don't masturbate in public to PS4 displays

Security camera footage of an unknown man having a wank in front of a PlayStation 4 display has been leaked online, and now here it is for you to watch, if you're into that kind of thing. You won't see much skin, so no worries there. ...

 
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Too much DLC

Anita Sarkeesian provides a list of all the sexy DLC available

In the latest of the Kickstarter-funded Tropes vs Women in Video Games series, Anita explores more of the "Women as Reward" trope but this time specifically relating to DLC. Featured in the video is a really cringeworthy automated message ...

 
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7 minutes Fallout 4

Fallout 4 gameplay leaks via porn site

Fallout 4 was at gamescom 2015 in the form of a closed off theatre demo you could wait in a real long line for. But why wait in a line when you can just watch "Hidden Camera Shows Audience Teased by Big Butt Man in Tights Live" on line. Hah...

 
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Lump.co

Introducing Lump.co, our new image search engine

If you go on Google and you search for titties, you're going to get titties. We haven't put a whole lot of NSFW filtering in yet, so please bear that in mind before you try Lump.co, a new image search engine by the same jerks that made Dest...

 
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Porn Studio Sim

Run a porn studio in Triple X Tycoon

Games about managing a company creating a product and marketing it to the world, like Game Dev Story, were all the rage a couple of years back. I think I may have just found the game to revitalize my love in the genre. Triple X Tycoon is a ...

 
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cOculus Rift

Which VR headset will win? Porn has already decided

There is plenty of debate about which virtual reality headset will "win the war" and be the last one standing, but porn has already decided. Where porn goes so does technology, as can be seen in VHS vs. Betamax and Blu-ray vs. HD DVD battl...

 
Starless review
[NSFW: This review and its subject are both horribly NSFW. Probably don't read further if you're at work, around your grandmother, or under the age of 18.] Broke and bored, Yukito Sawatari picks up a summer job to make a...   read

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Onechanbara Fruit

[NSFW] Beard View: Onechanbara Z2: Chaos

Onechanbara holds a special place in my heart (you know, that thing that throbs and fills with blood). The series has only had two games released stateside, one for the Wii and its prequel for the Xbox 360 a month beforehand, though it has...

 
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Onechanbara Z2

[NSFW] Shake it, baby: New Onechanbara Z2: Chaos screens

Look, I'm not gonna mince words. The last Onechanbara title I played was absolutely horrible. For some reason I thought Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad for Xbox 360 was going to be this sexy amalgam of zombie-slaying goodness and half-nak...

 
Bullet Girls  photo
Bullet Girls

[NSFW] Bullet Girls shows off additional naughty screens and a bonus scenario

Not long ago I told you about Bullet Girls, an innuendo-ridden title from D3 Publisher and Shade with some absolutely scandalous screens. And now I've got more. I mean, they're pretty tame by my standards, but hey -- gotta respect that...

 
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Sonic's birthday!

We're celebrating Sonic's 23rd birthday the only way we know how

It's Sonic's 23rd birthday, and we couldn't let his big day go by unnoticed. We wanted to celebrate by paying tribute to the legendary hedgehog. A really hot, steamy, sexy, erotic tribute. In case that last sentence wasn't indication enough...

 
Oculus Rift gender swap photo
Oculus Rift gender swap

Oculus Rift used for gender swap experience (NSFW)

The Oculus Rift is impressive technology, and it has sparked interest in virtual reality at levels not seen since the 1990s. Still, despite the improved latency in head tracking and the improved field of view, one thing that is still holdin...

 
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PS4 users watch three times more porn than Xbox One users

Pornhub shared with us how console users experience porn across the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii, and PlayStation 4. The results were interesting to say the least, and now SugarDVD has shared how porn is viewed between the two new next-gene...

 
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This Valhalla Knights 3 trailer is horny and NSFW

PlayStation Japan held nothing back with this newly released this trailer for upcoming Vita title Valhalla Knights 3. It wastes no time in showing you how horny this game can be. You'll see what it's like to enter a particular type of plac...

 
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Boy tries to rape mom, kills her, over Call of Duty ban

A 14-year-old boy from rural Iowa has been charged with first degree murder after shooting his mother with a .22 caliber rifle he received as a present. Noah Crooks, who was 13 at the time, attempted to rape his mother in a fit of rage...

 
Shameless Free-to-Boob
I don't know who it is that's responsible for pointing me in the direction of this video (it just appeared, totally anonymously), but I'd like to thank them for helping me realize that I hadn't yet seen the absolute worst th...   read

Sexy Sly Coopy photos  photo
Sexy Sly Coopy photos

Get yourself randy with these Sly Cooper furries

As a long time series fan, I'm excited for Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time's release today. So, I'm celebrating in the only way I know how: by posting random NSFW images of Sly Cooper, of course!

 
Boob Wars reviewed!
[Warning: NSFW, even if censored, images following.] "At the beginning of the 22nd Century, an anomaly began occurring in the bodies of women," so goes the tale of Boob Wars. "All the women of the world became either E Cups a...   read

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An erotic Minecraft Podtoid tribute to Jonathan Holmes

[Update: Youtube took it down for sexual content, but it's now uploaded to Dtoid's player. Our player does HD now, so you won't miss a speck of that glorious man-hole!] Podtoid listeners will know that Jonathan Holmes is sexual catnip to a...

 
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[First we brought you the wallpaper, and here's the video! Thank Playboy for making Monday suck less.] This. Since 2006 Destructoid has published every form of conceivable games editorial imaginable. We've brought you c...   read

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Half-Minute Hero 2 tie-in: Play to win a sexy wallpaper

Now that I have your attention, check out this amazing flash game. I can't read Japanese, so all I can tell you is that it's a tie-in to Half-Minute Hero 2. To win your sexy wallpaper, and I know you want one, you're going to have to furiou...

 
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The Witcher 2's Triss Merigold receives a nude photoshoot

The Polish Playboy magazine has The Witcher 2's sexy Triss Merigold as its May cover spread, but if you want less CGI and more "real Triss" then Russia is happy to oblige. It looks like the Russian publisher of the game has decided to relea...

 
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Atlus' big Catherine poster is...wow

While Catherine wasn't really at the Tokyo Game Show, it was really encouraging to see all the retail displays at game stores around Tokyo. Some had mini LCD TVs taped to game shelves with running loops of Catherine footage. Others had post...

 
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GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE (with a Street Fighter condom)

Have you been looking for a way to combine your love of uppercutting people with your love of sticking your penis in things? Do you like not having to pay child support to illegitimate children? Are you frustrated that there isn't a contrac...

 
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BAN THIS SICK FILTH! New 'Explore the Void' image offends

God, what happened? Up until now, the updates on explorethevoid.com have been powerfully, but tastefully erotic. When the site first unveiled itself, I became so overwhelmed with lust that I almost needed to be locked up by Tracy Ullman (li...

 

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"Where do dreams end and reality begin? Videogames, I suppose."- Gainax, FLCL Vol. 1 "The beach, the trees, even the clouds in the sky... everything is build from little tiny pieces of stuff. Ju...

 

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Someone invaded me in Dark Souls I ended

 
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TheLimoMaker

On the final boss of Dark Souls Wish it was better The lore implications are superb, but the awful tracking attacks and cheap magic shots are things I will never let slide I was expecting an awesome one-on-one duel, I got a pansy magic

 
Nekrosys

Ratchet and Clank is now my Even though Dark Souls also came out this Because you can turn bosses into This is And yes, I know the PS4 capture footage shows how utterly shit I am at

 
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Man FFXIV seems like THE MMO right So much stuff is New dungeons, new raids, new trials, new features like Palace of the Dead, a new collab with level 5 and yokai watch, and much Thats just a patch

 
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Playing FF6 and Im thinking, thieves in Zozo never thought a dude with a chainsaw would show up

 
Dreamweaver

I was goofing around invading in Dark Souls III and saw something kinda funny: I had to fight off two guys (I obviously wasnt trying to kill them) when another phantom got summoned to After they both killed me, the other guy arrived way too

 
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