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The real Evil Within photo
The real Evil Within

In the end, the true Evil Within is just an empty stomach


Hunger kills
Jul 20
// Steven Hansen
Nothing worse than an empty stomach. Come on over if you want some leftovers (partially pictured below).
Dogs are good photo
Dogs are good

Dog gives crying baby PS3 controller in apology


Dogs are great and babies are lame
Jul 17
// Steven Hansen
This baby is bad at sharing. The beagle felt bad about taking its toy, so it apologized by giving it many new ones, including a DualShock 3. It also might be trying to suffocate the baby, I'm not sure. Dogs are great.
Kojima loves Mad Max photo
Kojima loves Mad Max

Kojima has seen Mad Max four times because he is right and good


Also a nerd
Jun 29
// Steven Hansen
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain felt pretty complete to me when they let me play 14 hours of it, though I'm sure there's still work to be done. Regardless, whether Hideo Kojima is tirelessly crunching to finish realizing...
Toys to life photo
Toys to life

Toys-to-life games have a long way to go


Here's something to strive for
Jun 22
// Jordan Devore
Between Skylanders, Disney Infinity, amiibo, and now LEGO Dimensions, I'm hearing an awful lot of talk about the "toys to life" category these days. That's fine, but nudge me when we can do this:
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The hottest booth babes of E3 2015


...bet it gets sweaty in there
Jun 19
// Kyle MacGregor
E3 is over. But before we get back to our normal routines, check out these steamy booth attendants.
Hot Pockets photo
Shapes
You see the depths I go for yous guys? I ate a Hot Pocket.

E3! photo
E3!

Doritos Pope walks Kanye West through E3


The stars are all out, folks
Jun 17
// Steven Hansen
[Photo via Eric Taylor] Geoff Keighley escorts Kanye West through E3. GEOFF KEIGHLEY ESCORTS KANYE WEST THROUGH E3. Also, Sisqo was in my Uncharted 4 demo and he is super tiny. Also, also, fuck, I missed Kanye. Damn it!
ATARI photo
ATARI

Atari seriously needs to update its E3 booth


C'mon guys
Jun 16
// Kyle MacGregor
This thing is positively ancient. 
Very alive at E3 photo
Very alive at E3

Proof that Capcom has not yet killed Yoshinori Ono


Very alive at E3
Jun 16
// Steven Hansen
Capcom still hasn't killed Yoshinori Ono, despite its best efforts. Here he is at E3, meeting fans and being very alive.
E3 photo
E3

Please don't murder me, Donkey Kong


Seen @ E3 2015
Jun 16
// Jordan Devore
Nintendo's E3 2015 booth was dominated by huge lines for Star Fox Zero and a massive Super Mario Maker section but, tucked away toward the back, there was our old pal Donkey Kong sporting his new Skylanders SuperChargers look. Good lord!
E3 photo
How is it only Monday?
Ubisoft wanted this E3 moment to become a meme. Nah.

Mirror's Edge 2 photo
Mirror's Edge 2

EA CEO Andrew Wilson is the bad guy in Mirror's Edge Catalyst


Mirror's Edge 2
Jun 15
// Steven Hansen
Right?!
Dude abides photo
Dude abides

How'd you like the Microsoft E3 conference?


Dude abides
Jun 15
// Steven Hansen
Well, that's just like your opinion, man.
Mojang photo
Mojang

'Mo-yang'?


That's how you pronounce it?
Jun 15
// Jordan Devore
Bombshells dropped at the Minecraft HoloLens demo during Microsoft's E3 2015 presser.
Microsoft E3 photo
Microsoft E3

Pardon the interruption


Microsoft E3
Jun 15
// Steven Hansen
It stood out to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You may go back to watching another The Division trailer.
HOT POCKETS at E3 photo
HOT POCKETS at E3

BREAKING: HOT POCKETS CONFIRMED FOR E3


#HOTPOCKETSFREEatE3
Jun 12
// Kyle MacGregor
There's been a lot of speculation whether The Last Guardian or a new Metroid game will make an appearance E3, but one thing we know for sure is HOT POCKETS® will be at the show next week. Yes, evil corporation Nestle will...
lol photo
lol

Text adventures: What was that game called?


You know, with the guns?
Jun 07
// Steven Hansen
My friend Kenny showed me a game called Duck Game today. That is a good name, I thought. "Hey, what do you want to play?" "How about that duck game? That was fun." "Oh, you mean Duck Game? Sure." This of course is in contrast...
Mmmm Pikachu photo
Mmmm Pikachu

You can now eat fried Pikachu in South Korea


Mmmmmm delicious fictional rodent
May 20
// Kyle MacGregor
This one goes out to all the depraved kids that used to pull wings off houseflies, you know, the ones who took delight in burning ants with magnifying glasses and kicked puppies, too, probably. Or maybe just the ones that gna...
Pokémon Center photo
Pokémon Center

Cute ass Pokemon: This isn't news, but it should be


New Pokémon Center cute, I want to go
May 18
// Steven Hansen
BREAKING -- The Pokémon Company International (PKMn) is opening a new Pokémon Center facility in Hiroshima, Japan and its promotional art is just the cutest. Also, I miss my red Gyarados.
Xenoblade photo
Xenoblade

Whoa there Xenoblade Chronicles X alien, put on some pants!


Alien pubes
Apr 24
// Jordan Devore
There's a special Nintendo Direct going on right now for Xenoblade Chronicles X. As someone who has paid little attention thus far, I have no idea what's happening despite the Direct's best attempts at setting the stage and l...
Giant cats photo
Giant cats

A baseball player playing games with a fat cat, so don't ask any questions


It's Friday and I'm allowed to post what I want, so you get this
Apr 17
// Brett Makedonski
The San Francisco Giants' Matt Duffy isn't a proven baseball player. He had to fight through Spring Training for a spot on the club's 25-man roster. Still, I have shown in the past that I will do whatever's necessary to get c...
Frankenstein photo
Frankenstein

Oh, didn't see you there


#GamesInOneScreenshot
Mar 16
// Jordan Devore
We got a review code in today for a hidden-object game called Frankenstein: Master of Death. Darren expressed tentative interest, noting that it looks "terrible and fun at the same time?" Naturally, I went to investigate. Please send help.
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Is this amiibo white and gold or blue and black?


Feb 26
// Kyle MacGregor
Guys please help me. Is this amiibo white and gold, or blue and black? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking the fuck out.
humor funny photo
humor funny

Donkey Kong meets Metal Gear in this hot new track


What a banger!
Jan 12
// Mike Cosimano
[Update: I am a dumb puppy who sniffs butts.] This is a super chopped up version of the DK Rap set to Mike Oldfield's "Nuclear," a song you may recognize from Metal Gear Solid V's most recent E3 trailer. It is also the song that will be played at Kyle's funeral, no matter what he says. Get used to it, MacGregor.
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This is the scariest thing you'll see on Halloween


Oct 31
// Kyle MacGregor
We warned you.
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That only works in Metal Gear, dude


!!!
Oct 24
// Niero Gonzalez
Sigh.
Namco Bandai photo
Namco Bandai

Namco Bandai is changing its name to Bandai Namco


And that bothers me for some inane reason
Jan 24
// Jordan Devore
In Japan, Namco Bandai is referred to as Bandai Namco. I've long wondered if and when the company would decide to go for unified branding worldwide and it's finally happening this year. Announced at a board meeting yesterday,...
'Hoy there, small fry! photo
'Hoy there, small fry!

'Hoy there, small fry!


...
Sep 07
// Jim Sterling
K'EEEEEEEEEEEH?
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Confirmed: Game sequel in development right now


Devolver Digital CFO spills the beans
May 14
// Jim Sterling
Today, Devolver Digital has confirmed that a sequel to a game you like is in development as we speak. This exciting news, delivered by CFO Fork Park via Twitter, could be taken as absolute confirmation that Shadow Hearts IV i...
Nintendo 64 photo
Nintendo 64

You'll never look at a N64 controller the same way again


Oh yeah
May 05
// Hamza CTZ Aziz
[Update: Now with the original video! Thanks, Kotaku!] The Internet does things to things that makes you think weird things about your favorite things. (Via Gugogif's Tumblr)

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