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Mmmm Pikachu

You can now eat fried Pikachu in South Korea


Mmmmmm delicious fictional rodent
May 20
This one goes out to all the depraved kids that used to pull wings off houseflies, you know, the ones who took delight in burning ants with magnifying glasses and kicked puppies, too, probably. Or maybe just the ones that gna... read
Pokémon Center

Cute ass Pokémon: This isn't news, but it should be


New Pokémon Center cute, I want to go
May 18
BREAKING -- The Pokémon Company International (PKMn) is opening a new Pokémon Center facility in Hiroshima, Japan and its promotional art is just the cutest. Also, I miss my red Gyarados. read
Xenoblade

Whoa there Xenoblade Chronicles X alien, put on some pants!


Alien pubes
Apr 24
There's a special Nintendo Direct going on right now for Xenoblade Chronicles X. As someone who has paid little attention thus far, I have no idea what's happening despite the Direct's best attempts at setting the stage and l... read
Giant cats

A baseball player playing games with a fat cat, so don't ask any questions


It's Friday and I'm allowed to post what I want, so you get this
Apr 17
The San Francisco Giants' Matt Duffy isn't a proven baseball player. He had to fight through Spring Training for a spot on the club's 25-man roster. Still, I have shown in the past that I will do whatever's necessary to get c... read
Frankenstein

Oh, didn't see you there


#GamesInOneScreenshot
Mar 16
We got a review code in today for a hidden-object game called Frankenstein: Master of Death. Darren expressed tentative interest, noting that it looks "terrible and fun at the same time?" Naturally, I went to investigate. Please send help. read

Is this amiibo white and gold or blue and black?


Feb 26
Guys please help me. Is this amiibo white and gold, or blue and black? Me and my friends can’t agree and we are freaking the fuck out. read
humor funny

Donkey Kong meets Metal Gear in this hot new track


What a banger!
Jan 12
[Update: I am a dumb puppy who sniffs butts.] This is a super chopped up version of the DK Rap set to Mike Oldfield's "Nuclear," a song you may recognize from Metal Gear Solid V's most recent E3 trailer. It is also the song that will be played at Kyle's funeral, no matter what he says. Get used to it, MacGregor. read
Namco Bandai

Namco Bandai is changing its name to Bandai Namco


And that bothers me for some inane reason
Jan 24
In Japan, Namco Bandai is referred to as Bandai Namco. I've long wondered if and when the company would decide to go for unified branding worldwide and it's finally happening this year. Announced at a board meeting yesterday,... read
'Hoy there, small fry!

Confirmed: Game sequel in development right now


Devolver Digital CFO spills the beans
May 14
Today, Devolver Digital has confirmed that a sequel to a game you like is in development as we speak. This exciting news, delivered by CFO Fork Park via Twitter, could be taken as absolute confirmation that Shadow Hearts IV i... read
Nintendo 64

You'll never look at a N64 controller the same way again


Oh yeah
May 05
[Update: Now with the original video! Thanks, Kotaku!] The Internet does things to things that makes you think weird things about your favorite things. (Via Gugogif's Tumblr) read

JUST STOP IT!


Mars: War Logs needs to STOP IT!
May 04
NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! read

PS4 Megaton: Tameem Antoniades loses the DmC Dante hair


Shave his head? Never in a million years
Feb 20
While some argue the PlayStation 4 reveal event wasn't as full of megaton announcements as it should have been, many glossed over one important and startling bit of news -- Ninja Theory's Tameem Antoniades has hacked off... read

Dear Ni no Kuni fans, your help is urgently required!


Can you HELP us!?
Jan 30
Seriously guys ... do you know where we can find something brown and sticky? Brown and sticky? read

Some guy: Xbox might be sold to Sony, Microsoft is ruined


Man on Internet says things in 'saying things' SHOCKER!
Jan 21
Remember that guy who said Microsoft's Xbox division cannot be sustained by the company? Well, here comes another analyst with the same suggestion, going so far as to believe rival Sony could acquire the brand. Them's some da... read

They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong


Jun 01
They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong. They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong. They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong. They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong. They're masterworks all, ... read

Kenner's range of amazing Aliens toys was, scientifically, the greatest thing about the nineties. These action figures took the idea of Xenomorphs inheriting genetic traits from their hosts -- as seen in Alien 3 -- and ran wi... read feature

HORROR: PS Vita games will ship without manuals


Dec 16
Gamers have lamented the death of the quality game manual for years, but it seems that the PlayStation Vita hopes to truly hammer that final nail in. It appears that Vita games will ship without manuals at all, instead keepin... read

Presenting the new-look Destructoid reviews format


Dec 06
We at Destructoid are always looking to improve our reviews. They're a huge part of our site and one of the most controversial aspects of any videogame community, so ensuring that reviews are clear, concise and fair should be... read

Should all GameCube owners go to Hell?


Nov 11
This is a question that has been on my mind lately, and I feel I should bring it up with the readers in order to see if I'm off-base here. Basically, should people who like the GameCube go to Hell? Now bear in mind, this is n... read

Tak Fujii looking for EXTREEEME advice


Nov 10
There are certain developers that you absolutely need to follow on Twitter, for their words are a daily delight. One of them is Tak Fujii, a producer at Konami responsible for Ninety Nine Nights and the notorious "One Million... read

Tetris crackers: Taste Mother Russia in your mouth!


Oct 30
If you ever sit and wonder how a simple pick-up-and-play time-waster like Angry Birds could spawn such a large merchandizing machine, take comfort in knowing that it is hardly the first such case. Nope, not by a long shot! On... read

On this Sonic day, take the E.G.G.M.A.N challenge!


Jun 23
To celebrate Sonic the Hedgehog's 20th anniversary, I have undertaken the E.G.G.M.A.N challenge, and it's driven me into a state of almost comfortable insanity. In order to take the challenge, you play the above video, which... read

Lost Planet 2 has great ass jiggle physics


Jan 03
Lost Planet 2 didn't do so well when it was released for a variety of reasons. However, it's good to know that such important work went into making the ass jiggle physics so good. And by good, I mean dammit this should have been a better game than it turned out to be. Why wasn't Lost Planet 2 c ... [Shane Bettenhausen's Twitter, via David Ellis's Twitter] read

On The Media looks at the importance of gaming


Jan 02
This isn't exactly news, but I still thought you'd want to hear about it. Nationally broadcast radio show On The Media just put out an episode about videogames, and it's pretty amazing. A recap of the Atari/Nintendo/Sega-side... read

60% of GameFAQs users don't have girlfriends


Aug 03
The common image of the average GameFAQs community member is that of an adolescent, perpetually lonely, squirty little virgin who makes nightly love to his cardboard cut-out of Nathan Drake. According to an anonymous (obvious... read

Sony removes show for having breasts


Jul 11
I'm not even sure that this is a story, but it has two things going for it. The first is that it involves breasts and since we're all prepubescent guys here (and that one lesbian) we care about breasts a lot. The second is th... read

You will be able to pick your visor color in Halo: Reach


Jul 04
I realize that it is quite possible that literally no one cares about the fact that you can change your visor color in Halo: Reach. In fact, I am having trouble caring. But for some reason this little bit of minutia has caugh... read






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