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YOSHI IS HIGH AS FUCK

PSA: Maybe don't buy amiibo at flea markets

Seriously. Don't do it, guys. Redditor blukirbi learned this lesson the hard way so we don't have to.

 
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Fallout 4

Here's a doctor's note so you can play Fallout 4

In case you'd prefer to stay home this week and play Fallout 4 rather than go into work, Bethesda marketing boss and respected medical doctor Pete Hines has whipped up a sick note to help you play hooky. Just be ready to field some question...

 
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Fallout 4

Here's the Fallout 4 menu screen, both spoiler-free and spoiler-filled versions

Fallout 4, video game as it is, will have a menu screen. Enthralling stuff. We have an image of what that looks like. But, some people hate spoilers, and they're probably mad that I even confirmed there's a menu screen. Damn, I better prote...

 
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Gamertag

Well, at least I didn't try to redeem a code as my Gamertag

When I first signed up for a PlayStation Network account many moons ago, I was dismayed to find my desired username was unavailable. Heartbroken and frustrated about not being able to go by the moniker xXxNoScopeXxX, I created a handle I kn...

 
Metal Gear Solid
A generic cardboard box.  It may look pedestrian, but it's light, sturdy, and has a hundred and one uses. How can we get by without them? A good cardboard box is a soldier's best friend; having one handy can mean the difference between life and death. [Via @Wario64]   read

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Video game advice

Heed this advice to live the good life

Video Game Advisor (Twitter, Tumblr) is a resource I didn't know I wanted. The archive captures those moments when video games attempt to give advice about life, love, and beyond. Sometimes, the message is insightful. Other times, it's down...

 
Mondays, am I right? photo
Mondays, am I right?

Sonic 2 handles stubborn stains!

If I were allowed to make commercials for video games, I'd want them to look like this:

 
Poor Pac-Man photo
Poor Pac-Man

Pac-Man wants to eat your diapers

Pac-Man reminds me of a child actor whose star burned too bright. Much like that cute kid from that one movie, Pac-Man fell on hard times after his crippling meth addiction landed him in rehab. Nowadays, the poor guy can been seen eating ou...

 
The real Evil Within photo
The real Evil Within

In the end, the true Evil Within is just an empty stomach

Nothing worse than an empty stomach. Come on over if you want some leftovers (partially pictured below).

 
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Dogs are good

Dog gives crying baby PS3 controller in apology

This baby is bad at sharing. The beagle felt bad about taking its toy, so it apologized by giving it many new ones, including a DualShock 3. It also might be trying to suffocate the baby, I'm not sure. Dogs are great.

 
Kojima loves Mad Max photo
Kojima loves Mad Max

Kojima has seen Mad Max four times because he is right and good

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain felt pretty complete to me when they let me play 14 hours of it, though I'm sure there's still work to be done. Regardless, whether Hideo Kojima is tirelessly crunching to finish realizing his vision or ...

 
Toys to life photo
Toys to life

Toys-to-life games have a long way to go

Between Skylanders, Disney Infinity, amiibo, and now LEGO Dimensions, I'm hearing an awful lot of talk about the "toys to life" category these days. That's fine, but nudge me when we can do this:

 
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8===D

The hottest booth babes of E3 2015

E3 is over. But before we get back to our normal routines, check out these steamy booth attendants.

 
Hot Pockets
You see the depths I go for yous guys? I ate a Hot Pocket.   read

E3! photo
E3!

Doritos Pope walks Kanye West through E3

[Photo via Eric Taylor] Geoff Keighley escorts Kanye West through E3. GEOFF KEIGHLEY ESCORTS KANYE WEST THROUGH E3. Also, Sisqo was in my Uncharted 4 demo and he is super tiny. Also, also, fuck, I missed Kanye. Damn it!

 
ATARI photo
ATARI

Atari seriously needs to update its E3 booth

This thing is positively ancient. 

 
Very alive at E3 photo
Very alive at E3

Proof that Capcom has not yet killed Yoshinori Ono

Capcom still hasn't killed Yoshinori Ono, despite its best efforts. Here he is at E3, meeting fans and being very alive.

 
E3 photo
E3

Please don't murder me, Donkey Kong

Nintendo's E3 2015 booth was dominated by huge lines for Star Fox Zero and a massive Super Mario Maker section but, tucked away toward the back, there was our old pal Donkey Kong sporting his new Skylanders SuperChargers look. Goo...

 
E3
Ubisoft wanted this E3 moment to become a meme. Nah.   read

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Mirror's Edge 2
 
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Dude abides

How'd you like the Microsoft E3 conference?

Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

 
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Mojang

'Mo-yang'?

Bombshells dropped at the Minecraft HoloLens demo during Microsoft's E3 2015 presser.

 
Microsoft E3 photo
Microsoft E3

Pardon the interruption

It stood out to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You may go back to watching another The Division trailer.

 
HOT POCKETS at E3 photo
HOT POCKETS at E3

BREAKING: HOT POCKETS CONFIRMED FOR E3

There's been a lot of speculation whether The Last Guardian or a new Metroid game will make an appearance E3, but one thing we know for sure is HOT POCKETS® will be at the show next week. Yes, evil corporation Nestle will be parked outs...

 
lol photo
lol

Text adventures: What was that game called?

My friend Kenny showed me a game called Duck Game today. That is a good name, I thought. "Hey, what do you want to play?" "How about that duck game? That was fun." "Oh, you mean Duck Game? Sure." This of course is in contrast to bad names, ...

 
Mmmm Pikachu photo
Mmmm Pikachu

You can now eat fried Pikachu in South Korea

This one goes out to all the depraved kids that used to pull wings off houseflies, you know, the ones who took delight in burning ants with magnifying glasses and kicked puppies, too, probably. Or maybe just the ones that gnawed the limbs o...

 
Pokmon Center photo
Pokmon Center

Cute ass Pokemon: This isn't news, but it should be

BREAKING -- The Pokémon Company International (PKMn) is opening a new Pokémon Center facility in Hiroshima, Japan and its promotional art is just the cutest. Also, I miss my red Gyarados.

 
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Xenoblade

Whoa there Xenoblade Chronicles X alien, put on some pants!

There's a special Nintendo Direct going on right now for Xenoblade Chronicles X. As someone who has paid little attention thus far, I have no idea what's happening despite the Direct's best attempts at setting the stage and lore before divi...

 
Giant cats photo
Giant cats

A baseball player playing games with a fat cat, so don't ask any questions

The San Francisco Giants' Matt Duffy isn't a proven baseball player. He had to fight through Spring Training for a spot on the club's 25-man roster. Still, I have shown in the past that I will do whatever's necessary to get cats on the fron...

 
Frankenstein photo
Frankenstein

Oh, didn't see you there

We got a review code in today for a hidden-object game called Frankenstein: Master of Death. Darren expressed tentative interest, noting that it looks "terrible and fun at the same time?" Naturally, I went to investigate. Please send help.

 

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Matter of being hot sex pics sex pics more desperate than it is being Assunta said our buddy Mario likes his

 
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JcDent

And Games Workshop shall cast them into the furnace of FAQ; there shall be wailing and gnashing of

 
Jinx 01

Thought it was Wednesday today so I didnt go see Civil Going 11:40AM Friday morning, I hear its fantastic!

 
Torchman

Welp, words cannot describe how great Captain America Civil War God damn I may go see it a second

 
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This sums up the core problems with the outrage culture that has infected gaming No (link in comments)

 
Occams

The number one cause of SIDS is when someone ends a sentence with

 
Flegma

Given that Im level 30+ in Lost Reavers, Ill do a quick write-up on it this Jeds got the gist of it, except that real money has nothing to with buying ammo and health elixirs - unless theyve changed it in the past couple of

 
Dr Mel

I sense an uptick in people naming their pet birds pickle pee and pump a

 
Fuzunga

So, yeah, I have to agree with everybody that the gameplay in Overwatch is pretty The gametypes suck, though! The fact that theres only two and I dont like either one is pretty much a

 
Chris Bradshaw

Alright so I have Nano Assault EX, Retro City Rampage: DX and Shantae and the Pirates Who wants?

 
Dangus Taargus

Just finished Doom II for the first This Arch-vile will be visiting me in my sleep tonight, as its the most terrifying enemy in any video game save for that thing that follows you around in Pikmin

 
Roxas1359

Im doing a straw poll for the next game I do on my Would appreciate people voting in

 
Inquisitive Ravenclaw

*Wants to post about running away from controversial thread* *Realizes that doing so only invites further discussion on said controversy in the comments to just eat Dinner instead*

 
Parismio

Aw Maximilian Dood released his Assist Me film He released it on his stream and it was crazy cause you couldnt tell when it was live or if his movie was Confused the hell out of the

 
SeymourDuncan17

New Persona 5 character reveals be all like

 
Gamemaniac3434

Just another day in the

 
Fuzunga

Hey Overwatch, I dont want to play 100 matches in a Can you not immediately thrust me into another game?

 
Sarah Jane Farron

Im still enjoying Overwatch enough but Im feeling like Im closer to cancelling my Theres one or two things I dont like in there and Im feeling like Ive played enough with this Fun but maybe not £35 fun for me? Not sure just

 
Nekrosys

Destructoid should give me the honours of reviewing any and every forthcoming Atlus 3DS Imagine the hits this sitell get when I give them all a 1/10 for being literally Truly, itd be a wise business tactic for

 
RadicalYoseph

I know its all everyones talking about, but I have to say: Overwatch is the most fun Ive had in an FPS for a long Planning to pick up the full game day one! Also Lucio is best character, dont @

 
iam16bit

North American Splatfest for May is Fancy Party Costume Party!

 
siddartha85

Just got back from launching tons of self-destructs in Probably going back Took out a whole team with one self-destruct and took the play of the This game keeps surprising

 
SpielerDad

I dont celebrate Cinco de Mayo for the same reasons why I dont celebrate Bastille

 
klaw616

Persona 5 looks goddamn amazing

 
lewness

The fire has been Thank you Dark Souls Youre only the other Souls(y) game I beat aside from Bloodborne (platted it though) but Id like to go back to the older games some DS3 plat some time but for now, imma get some Ratchet and

 
Samsneeze

When people reply to months old joke comments with essays about how SJWs are ruining the world and that you should take censorship more

 
Niwannabe

I cant believe Lincoln got assassinated at the What a lazy

 
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Civil War Spoilers in the

 
King Kaiser

Civil War Spoilers: Kylo Ren kills Abraham

 

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