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Hitman episode 2 review
Hitman's first episode was a measured, strong proof of concept: that Hitman works best in large sandboxes with interstitial systems, rather than trying to string what are effectively set-pieces into a linear narrative. The jo...   read

SQUARE ENIX
I had the opportunity to check out the upcoming virtual reality build of Hitman GO at PAX East. Not much can be said about this new version of the game other than "It sure is Hitman GO in VR all right." All the...   read

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Next week's Hitman DLC

I want to vacay in Hitman's Sapienza

Despite my confident, casual unholstering of the word "vacay," I've never actually taken a vacation, on account of all the poverty. Still, feels good to dream, and Hitman's take on Italy looks downright idyllic. I mean, not the weird bit wi...

 
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LOL!

Naked body pile executions are why Hitman is so good

You may remember from my review that the new, episodic Hitman is good as heck, "a dope slapstick murder comedy." I recounted a few funny tales here, including a pretty amusing, but not all that creative kill (it's practically set up for you...

 
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Hitman

Hitman's monthly episode cadence isn't set in stone

You probably could have predicted this one. IO Interactive, developer of the new episodic Hitman series, has recently revealed that the monthly schedule of releases is now "subject to change." Whereas it seemed like the episodes were m...

 
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Hitman

The second episode of Hitman has been dated

Hitman may have launched, but it's not done yet! Square Enix will be releasing more episodes down the line to add on to the original Paris level, and next up is Sapienza. The publisher has always targeted an April release date, but now...

 
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SQUARE ENIX

Lara Croft GO, Hitman: Sniper are $1 this weekend

In need of something to new play on the commode? Square Enix Montréal has you covered. The studio is offering deep discounts its mobile catalogue this weekend on the iOS App Store and Google Play, dropping Lara Croft GO and Hitman: S...

 
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Hitman

Hitman save issues unfixable due to 'live game' experience

If you’ve had troubles playing with the latest Hitman episode handling your save data, you’re not alone. It can’t be fixed, either. Developer IO Interactive told Eurogamer the issue was as a result of Hitman’s &ldquo...

 
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Hitman ad campaign

Would you rather kill Gary Busey or Gary Cole?

Well, Hitman is no stranger to out-there advertising strategies. At least this one doesn't allude to a heavy flow. Also, preemptive joke reminder: Gary Coleman died in 2010.

 
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Hitman updates

Hitman adds Contracts as Elusive Targets are pushed into April

The new Hitman is a dope slapstick murder comedy and if you need any more proof, just read on the Hitman blog on adding "The Vampire Magician Challenge Pack," which"features ten new challenges inspired by community activity, all requiring ...

 
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UBISOFT

The Division director leaves Ubisoft

The Divsion director Ryan Barnard has left Ubisoft to take a post at IO Interactive, the Copenhagen-based Square Enix subsidiary behind titles like Hitman and Kane & Lynch. According to Square Enix (via MCV), Barnard is now the stu...

 
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Hitman PC Port

PC Port Report: Hitman

After a brief beta period, Hitman has released and people seem to be enjoying it! Sure, it's got some weird quirks (why can't I pick up a drink?), but the Hitman feeling is definitely there. I've previously given my impression on ...

 
Hitman blood photo
Hitman blood

Maybe bloody advertisements in the women's bathroom aren't the best idea

Ha! So Hitman is out, and it's pretty good! But apparently Square Enix isn't convinced that you're on board yet, so they've been ramping up their advertisement opportunities this month. Over at the PC Gamer Weekend event recently, they...

 
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Hitman

Fun with Hitman, TRAPDOOR SPIDER STYLE

I wanted to try out the sniper rifle. Because of Hitman's one-big-mission episodic release and associated experience system, it wasn't unlocked as a drop you can have pre-placed in the map until a few successful assassination attempts. Ther...

 
Hitman review

Review: Hitman

Hitman is the funniest game I've played in a while. IO Interfactive's subtitle-free reboot of its long-running assassination franchise is, mostly, side-stepping cinematics full of S&M nuns and returning to the realm of sl...   read

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Deals

Hitman deal: Take a 25 percent hit on the PC version for release week

Update 3/21: The 25% off coupon is gone and replaced with a new 23% off code. See deal below. Today marks the debut for Square Enix's 2016 Hitman. Discounts for the PS4 and Xbox One consoles are pretty much nonexistent at the moment as the ...

 
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Chuckle Brothers

Turns out the Chuckle Brothers make excellent hitmen

The Chuckle Brothers are two of Britain’s most beloved and well-known children’s entertainers. Their show, Chucklevision, ran for 22 years and almost 300 episodes of wholesome, slapstick fun and brought joy and laughter to mult...

 
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Hitman retail disc

Hitman retail release not coming until January 2017

The new Hitman is out and it's good. Or, the first part of the new Hitman -- the "Intro Pack" -- is out. I'll explain. Right now, $15 gets you two prologue/tutorial missions and one giant mission in Paris. Conversely, you can pay the full $...

 
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Hitman

Hitman's newest trailer is in 4K, 360 degrees

Square Enix has launched a snazzy new trailer for Hitman, set to debut on March 11 on PC, PS4, and Xbox One. It's during a posh fashion show, set to the tune of 4K quality with the option to spin around 360 degrees. The building reminds me ...

 
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Hitman

This is what a real-life Hitman mission looks like

Here’s what a Hitman assassination would look like in real-life.  IO Interactive teamed up with Realm Pictures - the company behind that kick-ass Chatroulette FPS last year - to create a real-life mission for everyone&r...

 
Hitman GO
Hit Mango is a delightful game on mobile devices that involves punching juicy stone fruits of the genus Mangifera. But we're here to talk about Hitman GO, one of Agent 47's brief dalliances with mobile platforms. Similar...   read

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Deals

Weekend Deals: The Division, Hitman, Battlefront, and even a 3DS deal too

This weekend is bursting with tempting deals on big games that are nearing release. Tom Clancy's The Division goes live next Tuesday, while the new Hitman arrives on Friday. Earlier this week, EA announced details on the firs...

 
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Hitman

Hitman's launch trailer is flashy, shows off variety of scenarios

Square Enix is keen to show off what will likely be the last trailer for Hitman until launch, and it does the trick. The sheer amount of different mission parameters are staggering, which won't all arrive at once due to its episodic mo...

 
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Hitman on PC

Despite wonkiness, Hitman runs alright on PC

I've long adored the Hitman series. Ever since first playing Blood Money, I've wanted more. Well, I guess I ate those words, because we kept getting more and the quality started to dip real hard. I've always been looking for a game to ...

 
Hitman beta tip
You all probably already know this, but I'm super good at video games. I've previously explained how to play Curse of the NecroDancer as well as Curses N' Chaos. Now I have people come up to me on the streets to thank me...   read

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Hitman

Hitman GO sneaks to PS4, PC, Vita next week

Hitman GO's "Definitive Edition" will be available for PlayStation 4, Steam, and PlayStation Vita on February 23 in North America and across Europe the next day, Square Enix just announced. Described as "basically the good old Hitman GO you...

 
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Tough, but fair

Hitman minimum PC requirements shouldn't kill you

The new Hitman boasts bigger crowds than most games, but it has some of the more reasonable minimum (and recommended, actually) required specs that I've seen in a while, according to the Steam page: Minimum: OS: OS 64-bit Windows 7 Proces...

 
Hitman hands-on
Have you ever wondered just how Cueball McFurrowed-Brow became the famously good killing man of the Hitman series' glory years? Of fucking course not, which is why the need to string Hitman: Absolution together into some S&am...   read

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Hitman

The Hitman beta starts this week, get a quick look at it

Hit "don't call it a reboot" Man is set to arrive in March (but not fully, since it's episodic -- gaming!), but before then you can get a taste of the beta. It drops on February 12 on PS4, and PC on February 19. Sorry Xbox One owners, Sony ...

 
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Hitman

Square Enix unveils Hitman's PS4 exclusive mission plans

Sony has locked up some more exclusive content for yet another shooter -- Hitman. In fact, when the game's beta launches on February 12, PS4 owners will be able to play it a week before PC and Xbox One players. It has also confirmed that th...

 

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