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Duke Nuken, forever

Pitchford: Gearbox concepting 'head-turning' new Duke Nukem

Lost in the litany of angry questions about bald-faced lies and dogs 69ing Gearbox's Randy Pitchford recently faced in an open Twitter Q&A: the contents of Pitchford's preceding keynote at the Develop conference. "I did not acquire the ...

 
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PlayStation Store

Plenty of great games for $5 during the PlayStation Store Flash Sale

Looking for a new game to play well into the weekend while I hit up Chicago for the Queens of the Stone Age show? You are? Boy, do I have a sale for you! Hit up the PlayStation Store this weekend early for some sweet deals, including BioSho...

 
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Following up Friday's debut of "Dumb Idiot Ideas," here's the first episode of another weekly series: "Farts 'N' Crafts." On this show, I draw horrible pictures of things vaguely related to what's going on in the world of vid...   read

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Gearbox lawsuit

3D Realms drops its Duke Nukem lawsuit against Gearbox

Earlier this year, 3D Realms filed a lawsuit against Gearbox Software, alleging more than $2 million in unpaid royalties from Duke Nukem Forever. A mere few months later, the parties have now stipulated to the dismissal with prejudice of th...

 
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Always bet on Duke

The REAL Duke Nukem Forever released 16 years later

Gearbox's Duke Nukem Forever may be a let down, but things are looking up with the release of a fan-made mod that recreates Duke Nukem Forever's E3 2001 trailer in the Duke Nukem 3D engine. The results are glorious. Let me tell you. I have...

 
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Always bet on Duke

Surprise: Japan doesn't like Duke Nukem Forever either

Japanese gamers have spoken and they have said, "You know, Duken Nukem Forever isn't all that good. In fact, it's the worst game of the year." But, you know, in Japanese. The Kusoge ("crap game") of the Year Wiki lets Japanese gamers vote o...

 
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Pitchford: Duke Nukem Forever is exactly like Half-Life 2

Most reasonable gamers would consider Duke Nukem Forever, on its own, is a big enough insult to the industry. Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford, however, has decided to take the mockery further by comparing it to one of the most beloved games of ...

 
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The Jimquisition: The Ten Sh*ttest Games of 2011

The year is almost out, and we must celebrate it by publishing meaningless award ceremonies. In true Jimquisition style, our noble hero celebrates the crappest of the crap, with the ten shittiest games to have been released in 2011. Oh, re...

 
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The DTOID Show: Metal Gear Rising & Command & Conquer

Hello my darlings. Here's today's heaping, steaming pile of Destructoid Show news. The big news today is Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, and the stuff Hideo Kojima's been saying in interviews about MGS5, but we also talk about the Cap...

 
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Duke Nukem tackles Dr. Proton in The Doctor Who Cloned Me

Duke Nukem Forever has new DLC now available on PSN and Xbox Live. "The Doctor Who Cloned Me" features a new single-player campaign which sees Duke facing off against classic franchise villain, Dr. Proton, and coming face-to-face with what...

 
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Duke Nukem kills some clones in his new DLC

Dr. Proton has been busy cloning Duke from within Area-51 (where else?) and, of course, it's up to Duke to stop the Dukes, because only he can stop himself. I can't help but smile at the thought of cloning Duke Nukem within DLC. It's so met...

 
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Duke Nukem Forever cut down to size on Steam

Bet that'll affect his ego meter. Yes, it's finally Duke Nukem Forever's turn to be the midweek deal on Steam, reduced by 50% to just $9.99. It actually surprised me to see how cheap DNF was being sold for just five months after release, bu...

 
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By popular demand: Duke Nukem Forever gets DLC next week

Duke Nukem Forever DLC. Like a terrible birthday gift from a close relative, you just have to force that smile as a disingenuous "Thank you!" escapes your cringing lips. Except you won't be able to run to the PlayStation Store and...

 
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Storm's Adventure with Bulletstorm and Duke Nukem Forever

Now that those other shooters are out of the way, it's time for me to play a few that I wanted give a spin.  And I think this video encapsulates my mantra, "I only look out for numero uno." Bulletstormstormstormstorm, me, me, me, brou...

 
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Take-Two: Duke Nukem Forever profitable despite reviews

Take-Two CEO Strauss Zelnick has confidently declared that Duke Nukem Forever was a profitable venture, in spite of its poor reviews. He said this as Captain Obvious was spotted flying around outside his window.  "Despite its disappoin...

 
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Upcoming Duke Nukem Forever PC patch outlined

There are many issues to take with Duke Nukem Forever. Some of them -- at least for the PC version -- are being addressed in a future update by Gearbox Software. A recent forum post by community manager Chris Faylor (via Reddit) tells us wh...

 

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jake oti

You guys could stand to listen to more people talk about the NX/Zelda news, right?

 
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Well campers its 4/30, were a third of the way through That means lists! Top three games of the year so far, and three youre giddy To the comments!

 
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Playing Dark Souls III using the Vitas Remote Play it wasnt my smartest idea

 
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The Jungle Book was no Zootopia but it was still rather

 
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And no one was

 
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Pokemon Trainers! Out of nowhere, Spain has a Shiny Yveltal event and North America and Europe have a Regular Zygarde event going Dunno if these are ORAS exclusive or if XY are included too, but be sure to grab

 
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