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Look, before we start anything I'm just going to straight up apologize. I got drunk -- in fact I got so drunk I never even managed to get home to be a part of this episode. When I did get home, I thought throwing jelly beans ...
Earlier today, Jon Carnage and I hosted a very special episode of The Destructoid Show. When I say "very special," I mean it in both the heartwarming holiday way, and also in the short-bus kind of way. We counted down our to...
Feeling a little bit under the weather this morning? Come and join Jordan Devore, the always lovely ImpossiblePlant and myself for Saturday Morning Hangover, a new weekly livestream on Destructoid's Justin.tv channel. Yay!&nb...
I'm largely apathetic towards Xbox LIVE Achievements and PS3 Trophies, though I certainly don't mind earning a few for a little extra effort. Just a little (sorry, Dead Rising 2's "Zombie Genocider"). However, it's moments li...
Wait, what? Another Resident Evil game is coming to the 3DS? Is that some sort of record for an unreleased console? I think it might be. Well, to be fair, Resident Evil: The Mercenaries wont be totally new. From the sounds of...
Capcom was nice enough to invite me and Hamza out to the bars last week in honor of Dead Rising 2's upcoming release. They rented a bus to shuttle us around and everything. Normally, we'd try to make an informative video abo...
What happens when you've been exiled from the Internet, society, and Walmarts nationwide?  You end up here at The Rainbow Gathering. It is difficult to describe what actually goes on at these technology-adverse gatherin...
Getting drunk is not hard to do. It requires a bottle of booze and your ability to open that bottle of booze. However, mankind has been getting drunk for so long that sometimes you just need to spice it up a bit and throw in ...
Next week Destructoid turns four years old.  Redunkulous.  As is customary, we hope to get all of our friends together and cause irreparable damage to our vital organs and professional reputation (ha!).  If you...
We got the news that a Dragon Quest bar called Luida's Pub was coming about a month ago. It opened three days ago and since then I'm sure it has been jam packed with Japanese people trying all the DQ themed food and admiring...
It sucks to be a gamer in Australia. Game bannings, watered down games, high prices and overzelous politicians pretty much make gaming in the land down under difficult. However, there is a kind of light for all you Australian...
This week in Public Access Destructoid we have a very special show for you today, ladies and gentlemens.  We sent Jon Carnage to learn how to squeeze juice from used video games in a real life factory! Mr. Rosenberg's ...
One of the greatest things in the world is drinking while gaming, but one of the worst things in the world is when you finish your drink and you have to stop gaming in order to make another. Sure beer solves this issue by be...
Further proving that Japan gets all the coolest sh*t, Atlus is now offering up this lovely beer mug, bearing the likeness of none other than one Jack Frost of Persona fame. The little guy needs something to do with his time w...
The Official Xbox Magazine, tired of covering games sober, has gone ahead and notched the nerdiness level up a few degrees by getting some high-end drink creators to come up with some very special alcoholic drinking recipes. ...
Godfree, I'm speechless. You've outdone yourself. This is ridiculous.Gamertag Radio invited us for a sneak peek at the venue for Community Vibes IV inside the unopened Club Ecco, an uber-swank "pizzateca" lounge tha...
Just when you thought your days of enjoying malt liquor in T-rated videogames would never end, along comes Illinois to crush your alcoholic fun. Yes, despite there never really being many instances of this, Illinois has decid...
You may remember seeing some pictures earlier this year from the IT University of Copenhagan's "Final Fantasy Bar", which featured everything from Final Fantasy cosplay to drinks like the Lifestream. I can actually ...
Comic-con is already beginning to devour San Diego with over 120,000 sweaty bastards crushing into the convention center -- and Destructoid be there to smell them all! In addition to our gonzo floor coverage we're bringing yo...
Most of Sega's 16-bit-era advertising either a.) touted its blast processing power or b.) shamelessly ripped on Nintendo in a nasty smear campaign. Everyone remembers the classic "Genesis does what Nintendon't" phra...
I don't know if you remember hearing about the Mario Bar, an event created by the folks at the IT University of Copenhagen in Denmark. I remember thinking that their Yoshi cocktail sounded delicious! The same group of people ...
According to this update from the game's official development blog, Castle Crashers — the long-awaited, XBLA-exclusive, hand-drawn 2D beat 'em up from the great minds at The Behemoth — is finally complete. This, m...
We all know by now that the Parents Television Council doesn't exactly understand what "reality" is, but unfortunately they prey upon those ignorant of the truth in order to continue their hypocrisy and express opin...
Barcade in Brooklyn hosted a little shindig yesterday in which it invited hopeful gamers to drink a few rounds and beat a world record or two, although not necessarily in that order. Official judges from Guinness were there t...
You know, I never thought this would happen. We actually have so much stuff to give away to our readers that we have to pace ourselves. We can't wait to get these huge contests out the door to unveil the treasure chest of oth...
First, a matter of cereal business. By now you've probably noticed that Destructoid (and a few other sites) is sponsored by Turning Point this week. So, how are we going to blow our sponsor's money? In the past we've given aw...
While you may be lying in your hotel room this morning wondering if your hangover is actually normal or if you need to go to the ER for alcohol poisoning, somewhere CMP has been busily assembling the details of the next GDC. ...
Considering all of the different types of drinking games there are, I'm surprised there's not one centered around videogames. Sure, you can create your own -- like every time you hear "Welcome to the circus of values!&qu...
Nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a drunken Luigi on a cake.Elhaym Solaris is a quite the pro when it comes to getting Luigi baked ... and by that I mean on a cake. This icing masterpiece was created for Elhaym's f...
Do you guys say "raddest" or "most rad?" Man, college was a nightmare, huh? --Oh, right, I didn't go. Boy, was I mistaken -- instead of languishing at acting school with boys taking their clothes off and c...
Drinking while gaming is such a stupid thing to do, and yet I know most people this site will have tried it. It's a match made in heaven when it comes to entertaining. But playing games drunk on your own is depressing and sad...
On the night prior to the two-day Sony Gamers Day event, the company had a "cocktail hour" to get the gaming journalists all loosened up. One of the highlights of the party was SingStar for the PlayStation 3. Equi...
Mario has had a rough 20 years or so. The man gets used and abused at just about every turn. It should come as no surprise that the guy needs to resort to alternative forms of relief to ease the pain of misuse. Nintendo, give this guy a break already!
This morning, tipster Detry sent us a link to what may be the most singularly weird Flash "game" ever put on the Internet. It's called game, game, game and again game and it's either a genius piece of self-...
As promised, Destructoid locked in 300 advance VIP tickets for our readers and are available starting today until they sell out. Here's the link with my super secret code (dtoid):http://tix.eforallexpo.com/index.html?i=d...
Our community is the best damn Internet gaming community on the entire Web. Don't believe me ... still? Take a look at what one of our most hardcore members, tehuberone, did to the back of some poor guy's skull. You're the man now dog.Discuss the bad hair day here, in the forums. 
After the UK sorta-kinda love fest that took place with the PlayStation 3, it now seems as if the land of big knives and beer and ex-cons -- oh, and apparently girls that love Nex? -- is also madly in love the with the cons...
Ah April Fools… this is the time of year I like to find an unsuspecting teenage girl in the mall parking lot and kidnap her with chloroform. I then rent a seedy motel room in the middle of nowhere and create a convinci...
After a week of coating myself in turtle feces and throwing romaine lettuce at the fantastic new D-sized breasts of my friends in Cayman, I have returned to Destructoid headquarters with delicious rum cake (primarily in the f...
[ Update: You can now stream it from Podtoid.com -Niero ] This one's a fatty, weighing in at an hour and a half, but it's a good ride with guests like the lovely Jessica Chobot and Cheap Ass Gamer's Cheapy D. Ron...