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Get 5% off on all merch from the Destructoid store!

The Destructoid store has grown over the last few months and with the holidays now upon us, it's time to have a sale! You can get 5% off on all your orders when you enter this coupon code at checkout: happyholidays. Plus don't forget that S...

 
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Destructoid logo shirts are back!

Yes, finally! Destructoid logo t-shirts have finally joined our ever growing collection of tees. Now that that's back, how many of you want some kind of Destructoid sweater? And if we were to make a sweater, where would you want the logo? F...

 
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Five new designs have arrived in the Destructoid store!

Five new designs have been added to our growing collection of videogame inspired t-shirts over on our Shark Robot store! Our first new design is called Marioska by Mat Hudson, and is a combination of Russian Matryoshka dolls with the world ...

 
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The Destructoid store returns with a ton of game shirts!

Yes it's true! The Destructoid store has returned with a whole new lineup of gaming inspired designs. We've teamed up with the awesome folks over at Shark Robot to unleash a ton of new stuff. Go check out the store right now and put your pr...

 
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Last chance to get Destructoid shirts for $5!

TIME EXTENDED! We've left the Destructoid store open for one last month and this really is your last chance to buy a Destructoid shirt, poster, beanie or patch. For reals! In fact, EVERYTHING has been set to just $5 for the remainder of the...

 
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Grab a Destructoid shirt for just $5!

[Update: This is your last chance to purchase a Destructoid shirt before we close out the store for good! We'll be back with something new, but have to get rid of all our remaining inventory before we can flip the switch. Get something befo...

 
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$10 shirts over at the Destructoid store!

The holidays are fast approaching so what better gift for that Dtoid friend of yours than a Destructoid shirt! A ton of shirts are now between $5 - $10, including the Zombie Xbox 360, I Came, The Princess is a cockteasing bitch and more! We...

 
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Help us design our upcoming Katamari Dtoid shirt!

Our Destructoid store is slowly expanding with more and more gaming shirts. The next gaming inspired design to arrive at our store will be a Katamari Damacy themed one created by the wonderfully talented Linz Collins. The full design is in ...

 
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Metroid Minimalistic shirt now on sale!

Every Metroid needs a host to feed off of. As this is a minimalistic Metroid, it won't take too much of your energy away. Please, think of the Metroids. They need a good home. Baltazar "Fluffy Pancakes" Rosiles created our latest addition t...

 
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Bison bison shirt now on sale at the Dtoid store!

"The Famous Bison" created by Dead Comic Strip shirt parody is now on sale over on our Split Reason store! The shirt is a parody of the meanest boss ever, M. Bison. You know, the big bad leader of Shadaloo from the Street Fighter series.&n...

 
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This is not the Bison shirt you're expecting

But it's still pretty cool regardless. "The Famous Bison" was created by Dead Comic Strip, who has a collection of amazing art that you can take a look at over on Flickr. The shirt is a parody of the meanest boss ever, M. Bison. You know, t...

 
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The two bears high-fiving from Fallout now in shirt form!

[Update: Extra-Large sizes have run out!] Fallout: New Vegas fans may remember this excellent fan created mode of the infamous Rorschach test. The joke was so good that even developer Obsidian Entertainment made a reference to it in the las...

 
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Dtoid store: Pre-order the 4 Bosses Street Fighter shirt!

The Destructoid Store is branching out into videogame-inspired clothing territory! We're starting with our Street Fighter inspired design celebrating the fearsome first four bosses from Street Fighter II. And yes, we're going with the Engli...

 
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Dtoid Shirts Reprinted: Squidbear's Revenge!

It's been a good couple of weeks since I've hamfistedly typed some ridiculous shpeel about how you guys should buy something, and frankly, that's way too long. The infamous Squidbear shirts are back in stock. Most shirts are printed by appl...

 
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Two new posters for sale in the Destructoid store!

Destructoid posters are back once again! We've moved them over to our SplitReason store for the reasonable price of $9.95 each. You can get yourself the Destructoid logo poster or the beautiful "Living the Dream" poster created by our very ...

 

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CoilWhine

Played and streamed some more Yakuza 3 (that shibe is so cute!), made a few memes for YouTube but nothing really

 
Torchman

When your title mech doesnt show up for over half the shows length, maybe, juuuust MAYBE, you shouldve had more Too rushed for some moments to have any real Mechs been pretty badass so far

 
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Im physically/emotionally exhausted and fed up with

 
Parismio

Since I now have Runbow, it occurs to me that no one has mentioned its new DLC and that Lilac from Freedom Planet is a free character!

 
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Saw this on Twitter, had to share

 
Sarah Jane Farron

:( Today has been pretty bad for Really dislike Nioh and stuck with terrible players on my teams on both Overwatch and TF2 with the latter taking an hour to figure out how to launch it without it I say! Sleep and onwards to tomorrow!

 
Pixie The Fairy

Thing Im trying to sort from the Avengers movies: Everyone is absolved for succumbing to mind control except for Tony And Scarlett Witch sends Hulk to terrorize a Loki gets out of warping minds with a But hes my brothe from

 
Parismio

Alright i got two codes Wiiu versions of affordable space adventures and Shante: Pirates Curse

 
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worm jerky

Just discovered the Yakuza series after buying 5 on sale and finally putting some real time in with 4, which I got with PSPlus a while Now I dont even care about anything else its like Im trapped in Yakuzaville!!

 
AvtrSpirit

While debate rages on over who is best waifu and best robotu in Overwatch, its abundantly clear that Hanzo is best

 
lewness

Was nervous because I thought you botched getting the Morion Blade if you didnt get Yuria to talk about Orbeck before finishing the Usurpation Turns out you can still do I did do it right after killing Dragonslayer so that helped?

 
Madoka Malika

done with all my classes for the semester! SUMMER TIME IS FINALLY HERE!!

 
Mike Wallace

I cant seem to summon up any interest in I like the look, the music, the upbeat approach, and Road Hog is my kinda But I just dont feel All I see is another Titanfall, another Heroes of the

 
Lawman

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Jinx 01

PSA the May 5th Open Beta of Overwatch seems to have already started, at least on Though so far Ive only done the tutorial

 
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OnlyWatch no more! At least not until Monday :D

 
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This is my cover photo on Facebook and it makes me smile

 
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Star Wars Episode Red: Coming Soon!

 
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That feeling when you get 100% on the semester long project, meaning you got 100% for the entire

 
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I tried the Nioh demo and I just dislike it so I love the idea but I feel like the execution is so Takes what From Software does right and makes it Some love it but for me, its so flawed I feel its Nothing positive for

 
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Tomorrow is 5 de Mayo and today is May the 4th, so by compromising in a middle

 
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Bad new: I fucked up PSO2 instalation Good news: I will even have more tips of what not to do when installing

 
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Time to drink some really good beer, get really drunk, and scratch some really large lottery Happy Star Wars Day!

 
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