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Dtoid (the show) week 4 recap: I think my butt get big


Nov 08
// Jonathan Holmes
Last week was insane, especially yesterday. The Destructoid (the show) was pretty nuts as well. We started giving away a bunch of rare Super Meat Boy, Super Mario, and Bit.Trip stuff, we reviewed Kinect and its launch games, ...
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PlayStation-branded junk is in our future


Jul 27
// Conrad Zimmerman
Sony has now launched an initiative they're calling the "PlayStation Logo Licensing Program." This means that you'll start seeing the PlayStation logo slapped across all manner of what the company is referring to as "lifestyl...
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Atlus makes mad bank, Sony kicks themselves harder


Mar 16
// Josh Tolentino
Hey, remember last night, when Jim told us about Sony regretting not publishing Demon's Souls themselves? Well, they can cry some more, because Atlus has been reporting rather grand gains of late. Over the first half of this ...
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All-white Sengoku Basara/Devil Kings Revoltechs available


Jan 23
// Joseph Leray
Perhaps in anticipation of the (upcoming?) release of Samurai Basara: Samurai Heroes, for the PlayStation 3 and, oddly enough the Wii, or Battle Heroes, a PSP game in the same vein, Kaiyodo is producing a Power Shop set of Re...
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Look!: the Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker PSP bundle


Jan 21
// Joseph Leray
Yesterday, as the new issue of Weekly Famitsu hit Japanese news stands, details about two upcoming Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker PSP bundles began to leak out. Sony is selling a Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker Premium Package...
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Rock Band DLC: Phoenix and a live Tom Petty track pack


Jan 16
// Joseph Leray
Another week, another bunch of Rock Band DLC. If had any ideals, I'd refuse to post about DLC since it's obviously just a ploy by the Man to squeeze you for your precious banana dollars; but, apparently, this game is popular...
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So baller: Professor Layton Revoltech coming in March


Jan 15
// Joseph Leray
Ok, let's be perfectly honest here: this Professor Layton Revoltech figure is on-fire hot. If I had a saltier lexicon, one surely unbefitting of a gentleman like Professor Layton, I'd say it was sh*thot. At the very least, I ...
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Desert Bus marathon raises over $132,000 for charity


Nov 30
// Jordan Devore
Isn't it crazy how a minigame from an unreleased Sega CD title has been so crucial in helping to raise money for charity? Don't get me wrong -- most of the credit goes to LoadingReadyRun, the group who uses said minigame for ...

E3 09: Bit.Trip interview with Gaijin games part two

Jun 15 // Jonathan Holmes
 Also-  E3 09: Bit.Trip interview with Gaijin Games part one E3 09: Gaming orgy of the damned caught on camera E3 09: Tatsunoko Vs Capcom video interview  E3 09: High Voltage interview part two: Gladiator A.D.   E3 09: High Voltage interview part one: The Grinder  E3 09: PS3/360 video recap part two- The final countdown E3 09: PS3/360 video recap part one (with PSP bonus levels) E3 09: Bona fide booth babes touching my face video recap  E3 09: Wii-cavalcade video recap  E3 09: Napoleon Dynamite and the Stay Puft taint video recap E3 09: Me and E3 video recap  
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In this, the second of a three part series, we delve deep into what it takes to program the Bit.Trip games, the research behind the design of Commander Video (the series' main character) and how Bit.Trip Core's bosses will di...

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Reasons why I am in lust with the special edition of Atlus' upcoming RPG Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abbadon:1. The game is set in Japan in the 1920s2. The game is going to be freaking incredible3. It comes with ...

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Are pinball machines about to become extinct?


Nov 07
// Chad Concelmo
Let us all lower our heads. This is a very dark day. Rumor has it Stern Pinball, Inc., one of the last pinball makers left in the world (if not the only one), has laid off a handful of workers and several designers -- a move ...
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Destructoid Discusses! The digital bargain bin and virtual shelf space


Sep 21
// Joseph Leray
If you pay attention, you'll notice that, for better or worse, the games industry is changing right in front of our eyes. While companies are getting bought up, shut down, and merged, publishers are desperately trying to find...
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I would burn down a convent for this scrap metal Big Daddy sculpture


Aug 08
// Joseph Leray
I love BioShock. You love BioShock. Whether it's on the PS3 or the Xbox 360, we all love BioShock. The artists over at Metal Park seem to be aware of this, and they're making it really hard to not spend the hundreds of dollar...
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 The backstory: Destructoid turned two (or twenty), so we're putting babies in people in Cancun next week to celebrate and this year we wanted to fly Destructoid's biggest fanboy and a friend to join us. So who should th...

Destructoid Contest: Win a one-of-a-kind $4,999 Turning Point pc!

Mar 07 // Niero Gonzalez
ICON Exotix – Custom SOF artwork w/ bulletholes ICON Standard Solid Silverstone 1000Watt Strider - Modular EVGA nVidia nForce 680I - SLI Intel Core 2 Duo E6850 3.0GHz Zalman CNPS7000B-ALCU LED 2GB Corsair Dominator 6400C4 2x nVidia GeForce 8800GT 512MB Creative Labs X-Fi Raid 0 - Requires 2 Identical Drives Seagate 500GB 16MB Cache SATA 2 Seagate 500GB 16MB Cache SATA 2 Lite-On 20X DVD+-RW W/Lightscribe Mitsumi Flash Media & Floppy Drive Windows Vista Home Premium - 32 Bit Logitech G-15 Gaming Keyboard Logitech MX-518 Gaming-Grade Opt. Mouse Viewsonic 22" - 1680x1050 Logitech X-240 2.1 Falcon Northwest T-Shirt (LG)Legal blah blahNo purchase necessary. Sponsor will only ship to North America and Canada. Obviously, we hate leaving our overseas friends out of all these contests so here's what we'll do: If you are overseas and win this we'll ship it to you as long as you agree to pay taxes and shipping on it, or we'll forfeit to another random contestant. Fair enough? Cool. Prize is valued at $4,999.99 and not a penny more (tax reasons, don't ask). Cheaters: Your IP address is logged so don't make duplicate accounts and photograph your aunt's ugly computer or post random systems from the internet or we will EAT YOUR FACE.  Have fun and good luck!
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Destructoid 2 year anniversary madness continues! As we countdown 730 days of blogging in the good name of the robot we're running a couple of contests you won't want to miss: You have the chance to win a Playstation 3 with G...

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DualShock 3 comes to US April 15th


Feb 26
// Colette Bennett
If the rising cost of living makes you grumpy, be prepared to stroke your beard and complain (or if you don't have one, get working on growing it out.) The Playstation DualShock 3 controller finally has a US release date of A...

Attention children in Texas: Please note a change to Destructoid's usage policy

Feb 18 // Niero Gonzalez
Destructoid would also like to inform you that the likelihood of coming face to face anus-dwelling ice-cream selling rapists increases by 1400% when creating an account. These are very sick individuals and should be reported to the authorities upon medical removal from your sphincter. In the event that someone has already found their way inside your anus in the last two years and have been living in there without food or water, please bend over and ask their full legal names so that our attorneys can correctly address the welfare checks that your attorney general is so dutifully collecting on their behalf. We'll save him the trouble and shove them straight up your ass!  WHAT YOU CAN DO  Like I said, you should probably start stretching for the epic ass-pounding surely about to come your way any minute. Quick, unplug the computer and hide under your bed and wait for the attorney general's signal and pray, child! Pray hard! While you're down there bless the Cowboys, bless the oil industry that powers our vehicles towards the game retail centers, and write your congressman a letter about putting Dallas back on prime time TV. EXISTING MEMBERS Please observe the change in policy and note that Destructoid is now a site published strictly for the use of adult humans and teenage mountain goats with parental permission.  By using this site you consent to suffer suffer carpel-tunnel syndrome, declining grades, bad breath, an unhealthy affinity for pizza rolls, and a sharp disposition about what's really going in the video game industry. You might also spontaneously burst into flames.IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO REPENTSo heed my warning: unless you're ready to face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES, do not create an account on Destructoid. Or just ask your parents and make sure it's cool. They can contact me, your humble webmaster (whom is neither a pedophile, colon spelunker, or rapist ... yet), if they have any questions. Seriously though, there's some dark adult humor on this site. If they're not careful you're going to end up sounding like me and scare the shit out of your English teacher and aunties.   Also, eat your fucking vitamins before I also get sued for your Niacin deficiency.  
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In light of recent litigation that has been brought to my attention, I felt that it is my role as the webmaster of this video game site to announce the following change in user policy for the safety of those impressionable mi...

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Sony wakes up and smells the coffee, and we're one step closer to Nirvana


Nov 19
// SRVSLPS
It has been said that necessity is the mother of all invention, and for all intended purposes that ranks as one of the truest phrases that you'll likely ever encounter. The remarkable thing about it all is that it has a tende...
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Want a White Mage chocobo? Here you go.


Nov 15
// Colette Bennett
Meeting in the Square-Enix Boardroom, 1 pmJapanese guy in suit: So, we need to launch some new product for the holidays. We don't have any major titles launching so we need a way to rake in money.Japanese guy with spiky hair:...
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Man sells insane game collection on Ebay


Nov 06
// Colette Bennett
Don't get me wrong, having a huge game collection is a badge of honor. But there's having every console ever made, and then there's having four of every console ever made. Somewhere in there, the line between fervent collecti...
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Star Ocean: Eternal Edition PSP pics are here


Nov 02
// Colette Bennett
Ah, Square-Enix, destroyer of wallets. Another limited PSP you know we will buy. They stop at nothing to rape us of our every dollar and leave us shamed and crying in a corner, I swear. The Star Ocean: Eternal Edition bundle ...
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Your keyboard sucks


Sep 13
// Colette Bennett
I'm not trying to be mean, but really, it does. Check out the Fairlight Xynergi keyboard, which can be your baby for a cool $28k. It features "Self Labeling Illuminated Computer Keyswitch Technology," which is basic...
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Retro themed oki-ni Dunny releases Sept 6th


Sep 04
// Colette Bennett
Our beloved .Tiff was kind enough to point me in the direction of this amazing new oki-ni 8-inch Dunny, which releases Sept 6th in a limited run of 1000 pieces. She and I are obsessed with all things vinyl, as we may have men...
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Why does Square Enix keep doing this to me?


Aug 31
// Colette Bennett
First, the Square Enix official online store opens and offers a variety of collectable items that aren't available for purchase at any other retailer. Then, there were limited edition collectable potions which I was saved fro...
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Sir Niero multi-tasks in his positions*: Sneaks two new Destructoid Shirts


Aug 20
// water lymon
It seems that Niero, being the sneaky robotic overlord that he is, has added two more shirts to the Destructoid Store, one being the Classic Destructoid RAMPAGE shirt (I am SO buying that) and the other being the Also Cocks s...
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You get what you pay for: PSTriples darn near indestructible?


Aug 12
// SRVSLPS
With all of the negativity surrounding the quality of Microsoft's Xbox 360 hardware, it's almost a welcome sight to see a headline proclaiming the durability of the PlayStation 3 (however partial the source may be)....
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Track and Field on XBLA this Wednesday


Aug 06
// Joseph Leray
Ask anybody that's in this photo, and they'll tell you that very few things in life are consistant: death, taxes, that burning sensation when you pee, and XBLA releases every Wednesday. This week, the retro arcade classic Tra...
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The Devil times two? Microsoft and EA team up to pump more ads into games


Jul 25
// SRVSLPS
Can you remember a time when you could seek refuge in a few hours of videogaming, and not have to worry about being bombarded with in-game ads? Well thanks to a recent agreement between Microsoft and EA Sports, that special m...
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Otakon 2007: An import gamer's treasure trove


Jul 24
// Topher Cantler
Gaming isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions the term "Anime convention." Put those two words together and they'll likely conjure images of smelly otaku, swords fashioned fro...
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I know, it's hard to keep up with the mountain of stuff we are giving away this month. Let's see, there's the full $200 Rock Band set, the Bioshock faceplate for being ugly and having your mom dress you funny, the...


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