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Serious Sam Classics: Revolution out now on Early Access

It's time to get serious. Or stoic. Actually, if Serious Sam is your thing, you might even want to get excited. A team of fans (with Croteam's blessing, no less) has launched Serious Sam Classics: Revolution on Steam, an iteration of the c...

 
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Croteam dev hates Windows 8, calls it a 'walled garden'

A number of game developers have already shared their less-than-positive views on Windows 8, slamming Microsoft's new interest in ruling the PC gaming market through proprietary services. Croteam's chief technical offer Alen Ladavac ha...

 
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Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC and franchise sale

If you were salivating at the chance to play more Serious Sam 3, then your wait is over. The Jewel of the Nile DLC is now out for Croteam's old-school FPS, consisting of three new levels as the titular hero travels to the foreboding&nb...

 
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Rich Knuckles announces Serious Sam 3: BFE coming to XBLA

That's right, Serious Sam 3: BFE is finally making its way to Xbox Live Arcade, and it's launching in less than a week, no less. The single-player and co-op parts will be available for 1200 Microsoft Points, while the multiplayer modes and...

 
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A Linux version is next for Serious Sam 3: BFE

The latest update on Valve's interest in bringing Left 4 Dead 2 and Steam over to Ubuntu was a spot of bright news for Linux users, and there's more where that came from. Croteam and Devolver Digital have announced that Serious Sam 3: BFE i...

 
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Live show: Serious Sam giveaway on Mash Tactics

It's about to get all super serious on Mash Tactics today! King Foom is going balls to the wall in Serious Sam 3: BFE multiplayer. On top of that, we have a bunch of codes for the Serious Sam Complete Pack on Steam, courtesy of Croteam, and...

 
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Serious Sam 3 DRM = Immortal Pink Scorpion

Despite Serious Sam 3 promising to fight piracy simply by being an awesome game, it turns out that developer Croteam has snuck some DRM in there. Fortunately, it's the best kind of DRM -- the kind that only affects illegal copies, and hila...

 
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As games become increasingly complex and try to explore new, innovative ideas, the market is ripe for a game that takes us back to square one. Despite our lofty ideals and desire to treat videogames as art, there's still a ba...   read

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Serious Sam 3: BFE update kills game saves (Update)

[Update: The Croteam member who confirmed the issue has said that the studio may be able to fix everything. A new patch will arrive tomorrow that will attempt to rescue both old and new saves. Fingers crossed!] A small update for Serious Sa...

 
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Your Serious Sam 3: BFE launch trailer is here

Sick of turgid military shooters and po-faced space marines? Do you just want to shoot a lot of things while a mentally stunted meathead laughs in the face of violence? Well, Serious Sam 3: BFE is ready and waiting.  This launch trail...

 
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New Serious Sam 3 trailer contains a lot of blood

Remember when Croteam's Serious Sam 3: BFE was hit with a delay? I know, we all cried a little inside at the fact that we wouldn't be able to rip out the eyes of Sam's enemies with nothing but our bear hands, or get to touch Sam's wid...

 
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Serious Sam 3: BFE gets its arsenal out in new trailer

Here's a new trailer for Serious Sam 3: BFE, showing off the juicy selection of weapons that Sam Stone will use to make mincemeat of Mental's ugly thralls. From assault rifles to lazer guns, you'll have plenty to play with.  The game'...

 
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Serious Sam 3: BFE pushed back to November 22

Serious Sam 3: BFE has been hit with a delay, missing its October 18 launch date to instead come out on November 22. Croteam says it wanted to polish things up before revealing the final product.  "The team wants to take a little extra...

 
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[All this week, I'll be bringing game coverage from indie game festival Fantastic Arcade in Austin, TX. Be sure to check Flixist for my coverage of film festival companion Fantastic Fest.] A Serious Sam 3 ...   read

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Rich Knuckles talks co-op in Serious Sam: BFE

Serious Sam 3: BFE Helpline operator Rich Knuckles is back in a new trailer, this time detailing co-op. He's revealed that split-screen will be a feature, allowing up to four players to shoot stuff on the same machine. Given how tough thes...

 
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Although Serious Sam 3: BFE is the big release for Croteam this year, that's not the only adventure we get to embark upon with Sam "Serious" Stone. To promote the release of the upcoming shooter -- and get some attention for ...   read

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The Serious Sam 3: BFE helpline for f*cking pussies!

Croteam cares about you, and wants everybody to have fun with Serious Sam 3: BFE. In the spirit of open-mindedness, it has employed Rich Knuckles as a caring helpline operative, aiding the new generation of FPS gamers as they acclimatize t...

 
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Choke on these Serious Sam 3: BFE screens

Here are some screenshots for Serious Sam 3: BFE, which I am playing a preview build of right now and can confirm is pretty damn badass. Serious Sam fans are in for a treat, because it provides everything you expect of the game -- big guns,...

 
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Serious Sam 3: BFE has 'crazy ass split screen'

The hot news to come out of Croatia today is that Serious Sam 3: BFE will feature "crazy ass split screen." Translated, that roughly means the PC version does up to four-person split screen in the cooperative campaign and multiplayer modes....

 
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Serious Sam publisher mocks Origin, allies with Steam

Serious Sam 3: BFE publisher Devolver Digital has mocked Electronic Arts over its proprietary Origin service, sending out a press release to say that its own service, Krundle, was cancelled and that BFE will proudly come to Steam instead. "...

 
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Serious Sam games 66% off on Steam today! (Update)

[Update: It looks like Second Encounter is 80 percent off, which is not what we were originally told, but... cool! You can grab it for $3.99. Thanks to BrandonUndead for the heads up.] Croatia-based Croteam isn't celebrating the fourth of J...

 
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When I play a Serious Sam game, here is what I want: Waves of ridiculous enemies. Loads of silly guns. Nothing getting in the way of the previous two things. When I played Serious Sam 3: BFE, I got exactly what I wanted. If you're a fan of the series, you'll get it too.   read

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Serious Sam 3: BFE gets eye-popping debut trailer

The "eye-popping" part of the headline was a most hilarious joke, since that's actually what happens in the video. Oh, how we laughed. In an age of cover-systems, health regen and endless gimmickry, it's always refreshing to see an unprete...

 

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Isuma

Welp, thanks for nothing Atlus! Ill save my hype with the animation announcement and everything for when this game finally arrives in the Until then Im a prisoner of the

 
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