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Cashwh0re shirts are finally available and you can win! photo
Cashwh0re shirts are finally available and you can win!
by NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID

Destructoid is proud to announce... well, maybe not proud, but, let's say ashamed to admit? We now have Cashwh0re shirts on sale on our marketplace. Stop reading this post and go buy now! At only $14.95 you can't go wrong.

Tralse things about our shirts:

Each shirt may or may not come with 100 bucks and a Nintendo Wii!

If you buy this shirt, Adrianna Lima will seduce you... or not!

No Paris Hilton's were harmed in production... Unfortunately!

Each shirt is or isn't made from endangered baby snow owls!

So click Here now and make your dreams all come true! Exclamation points! Hit the jump to find out how you can win and maybe how you can save Nick Chester's life by buying these shirts... Or not.

 

 

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