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#Bulletstorm

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Live show: Mash Tactics plays Bulletstorm

The boys are out doing interviews, so join Pico today as she digs her (my) nails into the much anticipated Bulletstorm. This new realease from EA features big guns and electronic whips. Throw in some profanities and few thousand viewers, sh...

 
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Bulletstorm PC 'an unfriendly mess'

The muscular and sexy Ben Kuchera at Ars Technica has been playing Bulletstorm on PC, and he's not totally impressed. If you're planning on playing People Can Fly's critically well-received shooter on your computer, be aware that you'll nee...

 
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Bulletstorm isn't the only way to access Gears 3 beta

If you buy Bulletstorm today, you'll get access to the Gears of War 3 beta as a nice reward. Sadly, you might not be a fan of kicking people in the face and shooting their testicles as they fly far away. If you're one of those freaks, don't...

 
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You can’t really play Bulletstorm wrong per se, but it’s a game in which "the point" is fairly easy to miss. Sure, you can run through its eight-hour campaign, relying on your default military assault rifle to bla...   read

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Paid 'Gun Sonata' Bulletstorm DLC announced

No sooner than the game has hit the stores, People Can Fly, Epic Games, and Electronic Arts have announced the first paid downloadable content for Bulletstorm. Called the "Gun Sonata" pack, the DLC will come with three new maps for the game...

 
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Bulletstorm PC demo coming, not before launch

PC fans who felt stung by the lack of a Bulletstorm demo have some good news and some bad news today. The good news is that a demo is coming, but the bad news is that you won't be able to get it until after the game releases.  "Bullets...

 
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'Games cause rape' psychologist says even more dumb crap

Ignorant psychologist Carole Lieberman has quickly made a name for herself among gamers after claiming that games like Bulletstorm can be blamed for increasing sexual assault cases. Fortunately, she has decided to come forth and qualify her...

 
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'Games cause rape' psychologist's book gets raped

Carol Lieberman, the psychologist and author who claimed that videogames encourage young men to go out and rape has been hit with swift Internet justice. In a move that mirrors the way in which Cooper Lawrence was punished for telling lies ...

 
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Destructoid: Dark Souls, Fox News, Squidbear, and Hudson

Good morrow, Toidlings. I come before you with the fiftieth fabulous foray into foul and frivolous feculence. In other words, this is The Destructoid Show Episode 50. (Please ignore the fact that I've only been on it for 5 weeks.) This tim...

 
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Bulletstorm gets heavily censored German version

Those dicktits at the Unterhaltungssoftware Selbstkontrolle have rated a heavily censored version of Bulletstorm, a variant that more or less loses the entire point of the game.  The German edition will not feature ragdoll effects...

 
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Psychologist: Videogames to blame for rape attacks

Sexual assault is on the rise, and videogames are to blame! In asking the question, "Is Bulletstorm the worst game video game in the world?", FOX News (who else?) has assembled the world's leading experts to find out just how damaging games...

 
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Bulletstorm has been on my radar since it was revealed way back in May. People Can Fly's over-the-top shooter was promising to be an epic experience, and a breath of fresh air in a market full of super-serious shooters. The "...   read

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Destructoid Show: Dragon BJs, Sony Baloney, and Comedy

After some technical difficulties last night, the great eye of the universe has finally opened. Gaze into it, and you will see the yesterday's episode of The Destructoid Show. In this episode, Nick Chester goes over new releases ...

 
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Duty Calls: A playable Bulletstorm production

This morning, the Internet was immensely wrapped up with Duty Calls: The Calm Before the Storm, a parody made to help promote People Can Fly's Bulletstorm. What's so special about Duty Calls is that it's an actual game. You can download it...

 
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Epic cancels Bulletstorm unlocks in Gears of War 3

A while ago, we talked about a cool Gears of War 3 feature that would include themed unlocks for players who had enjoyed previous Epic Games releases. Unfortunately, we will not be getting that cool Bulletstorm or Shadow Complex gun, as app...

 
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Epic Games knew what it was doing when it decided to pack Gears of War 3 multiplayer beta access into retail copies of People Can Fly’s upcoming shooter, Bulletstorm -- it was trying to get your attention. It worked in ...   read

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Bulletstorm PC requires persistent Internet (update)

Fans of PC DRM have something to celebrate today, with news that Bulletstorm will demand a constant online connection in order to be played. More like Bullshitstorm, right guys? It seems Electronic Arts is going to "pull an Ubisoft" while "...

 
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Destructoid: Carmen Sandiego, Gang Bangs, and The PSP2

Good news everyone! We've just completed work on the latest episode of The Destructoid Show. In this episode, our heroes discuss WTF the 411 on the PSP2, AKA the NGP is. OMG. If that's not portable Sony news for you, we also have som...

 
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So yeah, 'Gang Bang' is a skill in Bulletstorm

Leave it to People Can Fly and Epic Games to bring gang bangs to videogames... of course, it's not what you think. The "Gang Bang" in Bulletstorm involves making an enemy explode in a sea of other enemies, thus killing all of them for mass...

 
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I've waited a long time to try Bulletstorm out, so I had the demo on download as soon as I noticed the sucker was available. Now, fresh off of making heads explode and kicking angry green people into electric wires, I feel I'...   read

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Bulletstorm/Crysis 2 demos on Xbox Live

Do you believe that Bulletstorm is work of art, as I do? If so, then you'll want to be made aware that you can try it out today! A demo for People Can Fly's over-the-top festival of violence is on Xbox Live right now, so you can go shoot s...

 
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Destructoid: What You Missed While You Were At Work

For those of you who missed today's LIVE! episode of The Destructoid Show, the nice folks at Revision3 TiVo'd it for us. I know a lot of people weren't able to tune in because they were stuck at work. I actually didn't get to see it ...

 
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Bulletstorm demo out tomorrow, here's a crazy new trailer

If you like shooting the crap out of stuff, tomorrow's a big day, thanks to Electronic Arts. First, there's Dead Space 2, which hits shelves. Then, there's the recently announced Crysis 2 multiplayer demo, for folks who have an Xbox 360. B...

 
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Destructoid Live is done, how'd we do?

Update: And that's a wrap!  We hope you enjoyed our first ever YouTube live stream of the Destructoid show! Max and I talked about some of 2011's most anticipated games like Dead Space 2, Bulletstorm, Portal 2, Duke Nukem Forever, L.A...

 
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Past and present Destructoid editors have talked about how games should be more than simple, mindless fun, and while I wholly appreciate that games can do "more", I've been trying to express my thoughts about "dumb" vid...   read

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Bulletstorm enemies are made out of one little bald guy

Having generic enemies that all look the same is a fatal flaw in game design, and one that can take you out of the immersion. Bulletstorm developer People Can Fly is avoiding this issue in a rather clever way -- by making all of its enemie...

 
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No PC demo for Bulletstorm, PC gamers reported 'grumpy'

Sir Clifford of Bleszinski, who I think is handsome and has great hair, upset a few PC gamers today by making a little jab about the lack of a non-console Bulletstorm demo. A taster for the highly anticipated game hits the Xbox 360 and PS3 ...

 
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Destructoid: Cliffy B, SEGA, and exploding men, oh my!

Today's episode of Destructoid is a special one. I say that every episode, but today I really mean it. Why, you ask? Because it's Friday, of course! But also because Max chose to wear his zebra print tie today and that can only mean one ...

 
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Bullestorm demo skillshoots PSN, XBL on January 25

Electronic Arts, People Can Fly, and Epic Games have announced that a demo for its batsh*t first-person shooter, Bulletstorm, will hit Xbox Live Marketplace and PlayStation Network on January 25. The demo will allow players to check out a p...

 
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First Bulletstorm 'Skillisode' lays out a few sick moves

It seems like there's no stopping the Bulletstorm hype train that is picking up steam. A new series of videos from Epic Games, dubbed "Skillisodes," shows some of the variety of special combat bonuses you can earn while playing the game. I...

 

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