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Our PAX panel intro "Applause Please"

I landed in Seattle for my very first PAX Thursday afternoon, and the moment I got off the plane, I was greeted with warm hugs and smiles from our epic community. The first 48 hours here have been pretty amazing, and I can't begin to imagin...

 
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Bacalao! Double Dragon

There comes a time in every boys life when they've reached their first milestone into manhood. Take Bacalao's coming of age story with soldiers, tree branches and a Dragon shaped rectum. For many, Double Dragon was their first experience wi...

 
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Bacalao! Tetris

Miami. It has beaches. We often go on long walks along the marina with our coked-up  mustached unicorns, collecting seashells and avoiding used condoms and needles. It's a beautiful, multi-cultural smorgasborg. This morning we stumbled...

 
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Bacalao! Punch-Out!

 Señor Luigi Santa-Rosa Bacalao, our intrepid video game connoisseur from Havana Cuba, is a man who loves American flavors. He spit-cleans his 1958 Buick Special (he only owns a fender, so far) hand-oils his 1897 J.W. Emerson st...

 
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Bacalao! Duck Hunt

Cuba's biggest video game critic just mailed us his newest video review: Duck Hunt is the latest gaming craze on the island, and Luigi Santa Rosa Bacalao is not short on enthusiasm. We tried our very best to translate the joy and terror Bac...

 
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