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#Kongate #FreeTheNipples

Bet you didn't realize that Donkey Kong has been 'censored' all these years

People are keen on calling out Nintendo for anything they view as censorship when it comes to localization these days, but what about the games of old? Where is the outrage over what very well may be the first case of Nintendo denying fans ...

 
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Paws

The next Shelter game is a spin-off called Paws

Might and Delight is continuing its animal adventure series with Paws, a new standalone game set in the "world of Shelter 2." Instead of tending to lynx cubs as their mother, this time around, you are one. And it looks like you've got a lit...

 
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Tokyo Jungle

Sony might be considering a new Tokyo Jungle

Based on some recent tweets by Sony producer Masaaki Yamagiwa, there may be some interest in making a new Tokyo Jungle. Yamagiwa had a meeting with Crispy's president Yohei Kataoka, developer of the original game.Roughly translated, Yamagiw...

 
Oh hai doggy! photo
Oh hai doggy!

Look out for this pooping dog in The Division

I didn't realize The Division had dogs in it, let alone that they would poop (let alone that said poop would look like that). I'm now imagining the conversations that presumably took place at Ubisoft leading up to this idea being formed, pi...

 
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Bird law

Lawyer adventure Aviary Attorney hits Steam soon

Can a game like Aviary Attorney carve out a niche for itself? I'm hopeful! This 19th century adventure starring a man who is a lawyer and also a bird intrigued enough people to earn funding through Kickstarter at the beginning of the year. ...

 
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Wild PS4

PS4 exclusive Wild looks like symbiotic Animorphs

We finally got to see some gameplay from PS4 exclusive Wild today at Paris Games Week and my goodness, it has some awesome Animorphs vibes. The idea behind Wild seems to be that as a shaman, you can enter a trance and control animals in th...

 
Cowmiya
The original title of this article was "XSEED named a cow Swag Lady," which is also true. There are several cows in Return to PopoloCrois: A Story of Seasons Fairytale, a cute and leisurely little RPG, if my brief time with t...   read

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Purrrrr-fect

This Fallout cosplay proves cats are better than dogs

The argument about whether cats are better than dogs has finally come to a close. Cats win. I mean, just take a look at these cats cosplaying as a character from Fallout -- how could you ever consider dogs better after seeing this? You're p...

 
Top Tentacles
Happy Splatoon Day, everyone! With the release of Nintendo's new squid-based cooperative shooter, it only seems appropriate to celebrate by taking a look at some of the great cephalopod video game characters out there. For th...   read

Playing as animals
One of the greatest aspects of the videogame medium is its ability to allow players to inhabit the mind of someone, or something, other than themselves. You can be people from all different walks of life, with all kinds of sk...   read

Sonic photo
Sonic

Forget Sonic Boom, this is what the next Sonic should really be

For those that have lost faith that a proper Sonic game will ever come out again, please feel comforted in the fact that with videos like these, there is always hope. Honestly, wouldn't you rather play a game that looks like this than the ...

 
Final Fantasy XV photo
Final Fantasy XV

Final Fantasy XV nature video showcases vibrant wildlife, Behemoths

"And here we see the majestic Behemoth on the hunt for food in its natural habitat. Watch as it establishes dominance over the other Behemoths within its territory." We've already seen trailers and gameplay footage of Final Fantasy XV, so ...

 
Things fish do photo
Things fish do

Watching fish play Street Fighter II live is actually entertaining

First there was a fish playing Pokémon over a Twitch stream like it was a human or something, and now we've got two fish fighting each other in Super Street Fighter II Turbo. If you're new to this phenomenon, the tank is segmented i...

 
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Sure, you could go watch the whole half-hour demo of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain we saw at E3, but then you don't get to look at my pretty face. Also, an animal shows up at the end of this video! Can you guess what it is?    read

PS VITA PETS IS SO FETCH photo
PS VITA PETS IS SO FETCH

PlayStation Vita Pets is pure nightmare fuel, buy it now

"Ah, dear tree, I honor you with my wee." This is the type of thing dogs say in the dystopian alternate reality depicted in PlayStation Vita Pets. I never really wanted to know what my dog thinks when he's ruminating over which piece ...

 
PS VITA PETS: GET HYPE! photo
PS VITA PETS: GET HYPE!

PSA: PlayStation Vita Pets comes out this Tuesday!

Awww! Look at the doggies! So cute! Or at least until they were until they started talking. Stop that, guys. Seriously. It's giving me the creeps. I'm out of here. The Drop: New PlayStation Games for 6/3/2014 [PlayStation Blog]

 
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Yuji Naka makes a whale photographing game

Prope, the studio founded by Sonic the Hedgehog main programmer Yuji Naka, has just released a whale photographing game called Real Whales. Yep. This iOS and Android release lets you visit locations all over the world in your boat. You swi...

 
Zoo Tycoon review

Review: Zoo Tycoon

Not all simulators are created equal. While some let you dabble into the tiniest microcosmic detail like individual wages of specific levels of society, others are content to let you roam free in a zen garden-like state. The ...   read

Vita Pets photo
Vita Pets

PlayStation Vita finally gets its killer app -- Pets

For all of you out there who have been waiting for something other than ports to hit the PlayStation Vita, your wait is finally over. The killer app from Sony has arrived, and it goes by the name of -- PlayStation Vita Pets. Yep, that's ri...

 
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Mad Max gameplay, GTA's dogs & Dishonored's witch hunt

Today's Destructoid Show is brought to you by vacation! Which I am going on, tomorrow. Because I feel like it. The News: Avalanche Studios' Mad Max will probably be cool, but I'm unimpressed, Dishonored's final DLC is coming this...

 
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Sega and BBC Earth team up for Orbi attraction

When Sega trademarked the name Orbi the internet went nuts. New console? New game? Nope. It's a new interactive experience coming to Yokohama, Japan this August.  Sega partnered with BBC Earth to create Orbi, an innovative museum-type...

 
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pretty badass

Become the crazy nastyass badger in Shelter

Pid was one of the most charming games I played in 2012, so it's no surprise that developer Might and Delight's next project, Shelter, focuses on the most mighty and delightful creature in the animal kingdom: the crazy nastyass badger. Thi...

 
Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla photo
Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla

I-Mockery's next game is Bionic Chainsaw Pogo Gorilla

Last year, fans of I-Mockery's irreverent brand of pop culture humor were treated to Abobo's Big Adventure, a mashup of all things NES starring the muscle-bound Double Dragon boss Abobo. As hilarious as Abobo's Big Adventure was, I was just...

 
Animales de la Muerte photo
Animales de la Muerte

Animales de la Muerte lives on as a mobile game

Remember High Voltage Software's Animales de la Muerte? Originally one of the most promising-sounding titles for the then-new WiiWare service, it stewed in limbo for a few years before dropping WiiWare and becoming an XBLA / PSN game inste...

 
Tamagotchi  photo
Tamagotchi

Tamagotchi mounting a comeback on iOS and Android

Bandai has announced plans to resurrect Tamagotchi on iOS and Android devices. While the handheld digital pet never truly went away, its star certainly has faded since the late nineties. Perhaps the popular egg-shaped toy has been...

 
Sly Cooper launch trailer photo
Sly Cooper launch trailer

Sly Cooper sneaks into his fourth adventure today

Sly Cooper is in for his biggest adventure yet as he travels through the ages in Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. The new launch trailer gives you a decent look at what to expect from the franchise's decidedly Saturday morning cartoon-esque th...

 
That's our Gaben photo
That's our Gaben

Gabe Newell will sign your horse mask, and then put it on

Don't let anyone say that Gabe Newell isn't a man of the people. After speaking to students at The University of Texas at Austin, which is where his quote about Apple being competition for the PC industry in the living room originated, the...

 
Japan World Cup photo
Japan World Cup

Japonies 2013

So, like, this is nothing new. We briefly brought up Japan World Cup, a weird-ass horse race-betting DVD game, a couple years back. You might not have heard of it. Or, if you are like me, you completely forgot that this is a thing that exi...

 
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Edmund McMillen of Team Meat has just announced that he and Tommy Refenes are hard at work on their follow-up to Super Meat Boy. It's about cats. Mew-Genics was conceived during a game jam session, but the duo felt it had pot...   read

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Flightless looks quacktastic, shooting for Steam release

Indie developer Nitrome, known for its disgustingly massive selection of free web games, is prepping its first major commercial release, Flightless. It's a fairly basic puzzle-platformer starring a thieving duck who has had its wings clipp...

 

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I MAY have made Mazinger Z an unstoppable tank for early game SRW Oops?

 
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Battlefield 1 is a violently fucktarded

 
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god I hope the rumors for Battlefield 5 are true, alternate WW1? Yes please!

 
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Hellfighter DLC items for Battlefield comments for something additional

 
CJ Andriessen

Attempting to play Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse on my Kindle Fire tablet makes me hope and pray none of the big three abandon actual buttons on their

 
KingSigy

Battlefield 5 is Battlefield 1!!!!!

 
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The new Battlefield is called Battlefield 1, and takes place in an alternate history World War 1

 
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When your opponent Rage Quits your Gold Promotion match in Killer Instinct and it be like:

 
SeymourDuncan17

So, Ive just finished the first version of the first of my Persona 3 covers for my upcoming SMT/Persona fan album! And, of all songs, its probably P3s most hit or As a result, its probably my most hit or Feedback, pls! Link in

 
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My new favorite Mothers Day joke:

 
NakedBigBoss

Just got a 25 Kill Streak as Hanzo in the Overwatch I dont even play these types of What madness is this?!

 
OverlordZetta

Its kind of sad when a topic goes without mention or coverage on a site for a while and youre actually relieved since you know just how it would have turned So much for that,

 
Nathan D

Evangelion movies are on sale at Rightstuf for Mothers I guess they figure the purest form of love between a mother and son is a good old fashioned Oedipus

 
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So, me in a

 
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Watching Uncharted 4 commercials before buying a Neo like

 
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I wish for a Space Station 13 game with better controls and maybe a little less jumbled coding-onset I miss being an assistant and trying to steal EVA suits in every /tg/station best

 
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Im a I have one desire, to keep your character alive and well as long and as efficiently as Thats all I want to Would it really be all that much drama for you to just *maybe* attempt to do the same for me?

 
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One thing about Overwatch sucks: that most of the players at the moment are

 
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Buried in the muck and mire of a slapfight comment section was this gift to you #CaucusForOuyaSanders #RallyForAContestedE3

 
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Today, a Lizard Person pretending to be a human that are my coworkers attempted to tell me a They have discovered the human concept of THEY ARE EVOLVING!

 
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The managers have come to their senses and I am now free from the floral All is right with the

 
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Dtoid REALLY needs to sort out its mobile Opening another web page or even opening an entirely different app is just Posting QPs is more of a pain than it should be in this tiny box

 
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With 7 out of 8 badges, the run is still going strong with no major deaths The team is holding up very well, but Musclina the Machoke has yet to impress As much as I like Fighting types, she may get

 
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Etymology is my thing, folks, if you didnt already It lets me hold no end of boring party conversations like how the word lord and lady derive ultimately from loaf and highlight the great importance of making bread in early

 
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You know what day is this right? Meow !

 
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I just noticed I already broke the 1000 comments I hope you are entertained! #shitposting

 
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So what was up with War Machine punting a baby ? That was

 
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