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Handy’s X-mas X-travaganza begins now!


Dec 24
[Handy created this awesome Destructoid themed Christmas poem! Merry Christmas from everyone at Destructoid!] It’s that time of year again. The time of year when we forget about all our problems and just try to enjoy ou... read
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ESRB: Dante's Inferno contains demon penis


Dec 21
Oh yes, it's that time again! Time for another brilliant ESRB rating. We've had Street Fighter IV's flexed gluteus, Mass Effect 2's future blouse, and Final Fantasy XIII's breast side portions. Now the ESRB has given us the m... read
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The return of the F**khead: No More Heroes 2 ESRB listing


Nov 29
We haven't heard too much about No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle lately, which had me worried that the game wasn't going to make its January 2010 launch date. Seeing the ESRB rating for the game has put those worries to r... read
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Tim Langdell is a dick, indies respond...from the EDGE


Nov 12
Tim Langdell, founder of EDGE Games and former IDGA board member, is evidently not a big believer in freedom of speech -- at least, not in respect to the word "edge."  After managing to remove Mobigames' EDGE from the iP... read
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Water Sports coming to the Wii


Oct 14
There is only one reason why I chose to run this story. You already know exactly what that reason is.  read
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Katamari Forever launch trailer is ... uh, yeah


Sep 23
I'm sure you all remember the first trailer for Katamari Forever that Joseph posted a while back. It had a monkey in it, which is really the only reason I remember. Above, you'll find the new launch trailer for the game, whic... read
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Penultimate experience in gaming arrives in Love Death 4


Sep 20
You knew it was coming. You knew that one day man would devise a way to control videogames with his penis. We think with it most of the time. Most of the games we play have something to do with proving who has the bigger wang... read
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Nier Replicant will be getting sexy hermaphrodite fun


Sep 15
Nier Replicant has been revealed has been revealed as a PS3-exclusive version of Square Enix's upcoming action RPG, while Nier Gestalt will be an alternative Xbox 360 version. We don't yet know if the two games will have some... read
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Send a greeting with some Dissidia flavor


Sep 12
Have you been stuck sending greeting cards without Final Fantasy characters all over them? I know, me too. It's a tough world for us gamers. A world in which we are forced to send electronic greeting cards without our favorit... read
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Gackt getting sexy body involved with Samurai Warriors 3


Aug 04
I have a big fat wobbly man-crush on Gackt, and really, who could blame me? The androgynous Japanese singer looks quite unbelievable, and I have made a mission in life to mack Gackt's sack, whether he grants me permission or ... read
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Watch Mindfreak, get free couch in Home


Aug 02
Are you tired of sitting on things not shaped like coffins in your virtual home in Home? It's just a pain, isn't it? But who wants to go out and buy a virtual something shaped like a coffin? There's the awkward looks from the... read
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Warner Bros. hands a rose to The Bachelor videogame


Jul 29
Yup, this is happening.Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and Ludia announced today that they will be creating videogames based on the hit reality shows The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. According to the press release, t... read
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Lars Von Trier's Antichrist getting the game treatment


Jun 20
Antichrist, Danish director Lars Von Trier's newest film, hit Cannes this year and divided critics more than two rival console fanboys arguing over which system should be able to use the only outlet left in the house. Some th... read
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Podtoid 100: Podtoid 100


May 19
Yay. You can listen to it here, or subscribe to us on iTunes.- Do you people really want a Sportstoid podcast? Really? - Adam Dork's Podtoid soundboard- We retrospect the hell out of everything- Why the hell is Topher on this... read
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Videogames are stupid and babyish, states 'games journalist'


Mar 28
A group of "videogame journalists" scaled a soapbox this past week at GDC in order to rant about the industry and bad jurnalizmz, basically calling out everyone and everything in existence. While a lot of it seemed ... read
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GTA IV's male nudity sparks controversy: Anti-game groups run like cockwork


Feb 20
The self-styled "media watchdogs" are so very predictable. No sooner has Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned been released for download, than the moral fearmongers get up in arms about it. Responding to the GTA... read
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Left 4 Bed: Post-Valentine Priapism


Feb 16
Offworlder Joel Johnson spotted this over in the Bay Area Craigslist personals while cruising for a "casual encounter".  You know: bowling shirts, some brewskis, couple games of Fumble the Crumble (peach). FRWA... read
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A guy gets his knob out in GTA IV: The Lost and Damned


Feb 16
Hey you! Like GTA IV? Love penis? Then you'll be thrilled to know that Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned comes complete with a pubic mushroom and all the trimmings. That's good to know. I can already hear the likes of ... read
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Presenting the pinnacle of gaming controllers: Your schlong


Feb 09
I suspect just about everyone has made the joke comparing male genitals to a joystick at some point. Some people take it further than others.Take the guys at SF Media Labs, for example. They have devised a way to transform a ... read
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Magazine publisher starts dating site for gamers


Jan 20
Future, the publisher responsible for a wide range of UK gaming magazines as well sites like GamesRadar and CVG, has extended its tentacle-like reach over games media by opening a dating site aimed at gamers. A dating site ..... read
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Woman uses Second Life to fulfill prostitution fantasies


Jan 11
As you may know, we are yet to get tired of casting our judgmental eyes upon the  freaks and weirdos that frequent Second Life, and this one, I assure you, is a real doozy.She goes by the name of Palela Anderson, and she... read
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LittleBigBallBags: This LittleBigPlanet level is ... hard


Jan 03
LittleBigPlanet is a place where imagination and fun roams free, where adorable Sackpeople live out magical adventures in faraway lands and a community of dreamers share their creativity with the world. It's also a place wh... read
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Males play games for the thrill of conquest, science says so


Dec 27
I seriously wonder who it is that actually pays for these so-called studies. A highly useful piece of research has shown that men are particularly drawn to videogames because they are internally wired to love competition. The... read
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We here at Destructoid are responsible people.While we love to give away amazingly fun prizes, we also realize that sometimes these rewards aren’t suitable for real-life, emergency situations.Take this scenario, for exa... read feature

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When wanking gets this complicated, you should stop


Dec 08
Not the kind of headline you'd expect on a gaming blog, I fully admit, but just look at that contraption! This device, which I am still attempting to make sense of, is an automated onanism machine known as the SOM, otherwise ... read
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Shigeru Miyamoto's sexual inadequacy and tear-stricken confession


Nov 29
While making my journey from the United Kingdom to the United States, I happened to pick up a copy of Edge magazine for the flight. Contained within was a very fascinating interview with game design legend Shigeru Miyamoto, c... read
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Porn game publisher hates on videogame ratings


Nov 28
If you know anything about the ESRB, then you'll know that any game with an Adults-Only (AO) rating is pretty much dead in the water. Most stores will refuse to stock it, while the "big three" hardware manufacture... read
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Nerdcore 2009 calendar launch event tomorrow night in Los Angeles


Nov 19
Our friends at Nerdcore are celebrating the release of their new 2009 calendar tomorrow night and you need to be there! If you live in the Los Angeles area, come out to Golden Apple Comics on Melrose (right next to staple Pin... read
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Daily irrelevance: Game piracy lawyers protecting the rights of Army F*ckers


Nov 18
This is only related to videogames in the most vague of ways, but it's far too hilarious a story to pass up. The UK law firm that is currently putting pressure on thousands of alleged videogame pirates is now tightening the s... read
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Touch My Warp Whistle? Twisted advert on Craigslist is ... wow


Jul 05
"Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it?"That's not exactly the kind of phrase one would expect to read on a Saturday night, bu... read






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