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The future of features on Destructoid photo
The future of features on Destructoid
by Chad Concelmo

As some of you know, I love to write features on this site. It’s kind of my favorite thing ever, outside of dolphins ... or Showgirls ... or punching old ladies in the face. Well, you get the point. I love writing features.

Because of this, I am happy and ridiculously honored to announce that Niero has made me the new Features Editor for Destructoid. Not only do I promise to take this new role very seriously, I have every intention of performing my duties completely topless at all times.

There are a million ideas swirling around in my head about what direction features should take on the site (including many unwanted ones that involve copious amounts of Laguna Loire fan art), but we really want to know what you, the community, would love to see.

So, please, the floor is yours. What kind of original features would you love to see on Destructoid? A healthy mix of the absurd and serious? More videos? Interviews? Top Ten lists? Recurring series? Community blog crossovers? More visits to the zoo? A month of Ekans? We want to get a good sense of the content you all are interested in, so please let us know what you think in the comments!

Also, EXCITED!

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