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Shocker: Crazy Christian game selling well in the South

Remember a while ago when we said that the controversial (and decidedly insane) Christian-themed RTS Left Behind: Eternal Forces would be sold in Walmart? The game's publisher has today declared that scheme a success, selling well in that g...

 
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Walmart to sell that f*cked up crazy Christian game

Most of you will have at least heard of the Left Behind series. For those that haven't, they're a series of screwed up PC titles that allow Christian extremists to either convert or kill non-believers. In a somewhat terrifying twist, users ...

 
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Hellion: Mystery of the Inquisition introduces Godric

Hellion: Mystery of the Inquisition is one of the more obscure new games coming out, but it's certainly interesting. Its medieval setting and quasi-religious tone gives it a very unique premise, and today we've been introduced to the game's...

 
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E3 09: Protestors descend upon the Dante's Inferno booth

Well, maybe descend isn’t quite the right word. It’s more like they were peacefully standing outside the convention center waving signs with slogans like “EA = Electronic Anti-Christ,” and “Hell Is Not A Game.&...

 
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Hindu Society pissed about PS2 game, asks it be pulled

Who is Lord Hanuman? Well, in case you aren't familiar with the name, he's a monkey god held beloved by followers of Hindu. In the ancient Sanskrit epic the Ramayana, Hanuman leads a monkey army to fight a demon king. Sounds like a perfect ...

 
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Hellion: Mystery of the Inquisition gets site and screens

I could make the obligatory Monty Python reference, but I'll leave that for others. Hellion: Mystery of the Inquisition was revealed a few weeks ago, and now developer Flying Fish Works is back to promote the intriguing title with a Web sit...

 
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Jack Thompson's secret Veggie Tales twin discovered!

Ever since Jack Thompson lost his job, I resolved to stop covering the man's antics until he did something supremely stupid. That said, I could not resist following up on the suspicions that had been aroused yesterday when I was flicking th...

 
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Islamic leader wants more Jew-killin' in his videogames

We all like a good laugh here at Destructoid, which is why we're more than happy to chat about Imam Nabil Al Awadi, an extremist Islamic leader who wants more videogames about slaughtering Jews. Oh Mr. Awadi, you do make us laugh. Back in 2...

 
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DS game allegedly claims that 'Islam is the light'

A mother in Indiana is currently kicking up a stink after discovering an alleged religious message in the kid-focused DS game Baby Pals. Bought for her 8-year-old daughter, the game speaks a phrase that sound a lot like "Islam is the...

 
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Thank f*ck: 50 Cent game is done, bitches!

With Swordfish Studios hung out to dry by Activision's swathe of studio merger destruction, the future of 50 Cent: Blood in the Sand, has been called into question. We can all breathe a sigh of relief, however, as Swordfish is now the prope...

 
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Killing in videogames is not a sin: CONFIRMED!

If you were worried that you'd be burning in Hell for all of eternity because you shot someone in Grand Theft Auto, then fret not, my son. According to the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod, a reader was seriously concerned about this, b...

 
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Is Spore the work of Satan? One Christian thinks so

I am convinced this is a joke, but some people online seem to be taking it seriously. Apparently one man has gone on a crusade to fight against the "war on creationism" that is Spore, claiming that EA's game teaches evolution to c...

 
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Christian writer lays into videogames for 'in-depth' report

The Christian Examiner Online has published what it claims to be an "in-depth" report on videogame violence -- a report so deep, in fact, that it refers to Grand Theft Auto IV as "GT4" and is loaded with anti-game commen...

 
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Drop whatever you are doing and melt your face with Fruit Mystery

Sometimes a game can come along and make you feel something you've never felt before. In the case of Fruit Mystery, I present you with the unique opportunity to role play as a child at the zoo who rubs salsa on the genitals of polar bears a...

 
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E3 keynote speaker wants some of us to go to Hell

Let's be honest here -- we all know that the ESA's public image of late is not, shall we say, spectacular? However, when the organization brings out a politician to deliver a keynote speech, a politician that has publicly backed the preachi...

 
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Guinness World Records for Tapper and Ms. Pac-Man set at Barcade event

Barcade in Brooklyn hosted a little shindig yesterday in which it invited hopeful gamers to drink a few rounds and beat a world record or two, although not necessarily in that order. Official judges from Guinness were there to do what they ...

 
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Is The Bible less suitable for kids than gaming?

While videogames are demonized as a moral cesspool of sex and violence, The Bible is considered to be "the good book," that must be read by everyone. it is especially popular among the right wing Christian extremists who just hate...

 
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People turn into animals and God makes them race: I'm a horse now!

Reader Kariomart emailed me with the above video, explaining that he was unsure if the entire concept was a joke or if this was a serious, sincere venture. The game in question is called The Zoo Race, and is a Christian game somehow based o...

 
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Games of the week for 12/17/07: Jesus Christ Superstar edition

Gamers, I am overjoyed to meet you face to face. You've been getting quite a name all around the place. Healing Heavies, spawning from the dead ... and now I understand you're l33t ... at least that's what you've said. So ...You are the l33...

 
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RetroforceGO! is moving!

On up? To the East Side? To a deluxe apartment in the sky? No, my fellow sprite loving friends, to Sundays!That’s right; starting this week, RetroforceGO! (tied for first as the best podcast on Destructoid) will be recording each and ...

 
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Bibleman gets a videogame? There IS a God!

If you're as cool and hip as myself, you'll doubtless be aware of Bibleman, the classic collection of DVDs about a God-fearing superhero who fights for justice using the power of religion. The wearer of the full armor of God is a sight to b...

 
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Make faces at yourself with the DS Camera

Coming out alongside a new title called Otona No Ds Kao Training (Face Training) is a new camera that plugs into that Game Boy Advance slot on the bottom of your Nintendo DS that you rarely use anymore. The camera 'sees' and recogni...

 
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Ikaruga's final stage, double-fisted

Disclaimer: The above video contains scenes of ridiculous awesome, and things that will make you question the value of your own life. Keep in mind that the gentleman you are about to see is almost certainly a cyborg, and has pursued his l...

 

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