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Short and sweet today. Cracked my back top molar and it hurts. Bad. On my way out the door to get the last kid from school and then go to the dentist. Sweet pain and drugs ahoy! Have fun gaming tonight, I'll be mumbling and bumbling in some Spartan Ops. See you there.
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