12:05 AM on 11.23.2006
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With so many PS3 auctions on eBay right now, its hard for sellers to make their auction stand out above the rest. So why not use a little sex appeal to make your auction more appealing? Several eBay sellers have decided to either pose with their PS3s for a sexier picture of their product or even go as far as having themselves or their girlfriends pose half-naked with the PS3 to better appeal to the men buyers of the gaming community. Note: Following pictures are NSFW. 
One of the lady sellers offered some cleavage shots and party favors in her auction to create the perfect PS3 party. Honey, unless you're including some weed in your party package, then no amount of party balloons is going to make your PS3 sell any higher. 
Another lady even when as far as to pose naked behind her PS3 and offer home delivery if her $10000 bid was met. Guess it didn't work, because her auction didn't even manage one bid. 
Out of all the sexy picture including Ebay sellers, only one managed to meet his selling price of $1500 for a PS3, two games, and wireless controller. Though somehow I don't think his bikini wearing girlfriend had anything to do with it. The rest of the Ebay sellers either sold their PS3s for an average of $950 or removed their auction probably for lack of bids, so I guess T&A doesn't make a PS3 worth more in the long run. Sorry girls. 
 
[Via The Fist of an Angry God ]
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You know, I was JUST going to post that story a while back. Then I thought, "Hell no. Faith is gonna be picking this up in another couple of minutes."
I open up Dtoid half an hour later, and BAM! There it is.
dtoid head over the boobies? :(. that makes me a sad panda. Heehee, every bodies boobs look really small next to the PS3 boxes.
or I can just plug my auction right about... here
The PS3 is massive.
Looks like top right is about to eat the PS3 and top left is the result. BEWARE Sony makes you fat. :)
I didn't want to put a pastie up, but I didn't know the rules on side boob pictures. Though I'd just be safe and put the pastie up.
I can totally see geeks buying those PS3's because its the closest they're going to get to breasts for a very long time.
Would the home delivery just involve her coming to your door and saying "Here's your PS3 kthxbi", or something much sexier?
lol.
ill tell ya, that 1st pic, very hot.
I was wondering the same thing Rez, so I bought the system. She showed up, was very kind and we spent most of the day together. We had Italian Sodas, we rowed around a lake in a Swan shaped boat, and we even had daguerreotypes made of ourselves to commemorate the occasion.
If I wasn't already married to the sea, I'd make that woman my wife.
When did the United States suddenly transform into the glorious nation of Kazakhstan?
And no, your sister who is the number five protistute in all of Iowa with a vazheen as loose as a wizard's sleeve will NOT convince me to PayPal your ass $1,000 for a PS3.
High five!
Please do not post any eBay photos of TMX Elmos being used as marital aids.
I'm eating tofurkey here, beetch!
Lez, what does Kazakhstan have to do with the age-old truism that sex sells? Or was that just a clever segue into you mentioning Borat? Wow. You're so very original in referencing that movie that's referenced every 10 seconds by some 20 something all over the country! Congrats! You're special!
Sex sells?
Only to suckers.
Did YOU buy one of those PS3s just because some flyover country stepdad coerced his daughter into revealing cleavage so he could snap a pair?
Neither did I.
Wow I suddenly want a PS3 now!
Wait... no. No I don't.
Never mind.
I think my insult flew the hell over Lez's head.
hell yeah 2008 post bitches!!!!!!!!!!