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T&A sells your PS3
12:05 AM on 11.23.2006, Faith 21 comments

T&A sells your PS3 photo
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With so many PS3 auctions on eBay right now, its hard for sellers to make their auction stand out above the rest. So why not use a little sex appeal to make your auction more appealing?

Several eBay sellers have decided to either pose with their PS3s for a sexier picture of their product or even go as far as having themselves or their girlfriends pose half-naked with the PS3 to better appeal to the men buyers of the gaming community.

Note: Following pictures are NSFW. 

One of the lady sellers offered some cleavage shots and party favors in her auction to create the perfect PS3 party. Honey, unless you're including some weed in your party package, then no amount of party balloons is going to make your PS3 sell any higher.

Another lady even when as far as to pose naked behind her PS3 and offer home delivery if her $10000 bid was met. Guess it didn't work, because her auction didn't even manage one bid.

Out of all the sexy picture including Ebay sellers, only one managed to meet his selling price of $1500 for a PS3, two games, and wireless controller. Though somehow I don't think his bikini wearing girlfriend had anything to do with it. The rest of the Ebay sellers either sold their PS3s for an average of $950 or removed their auction probably for lack of bids, so I guess T&A doesn't make a PS3 worth more in the long run. Sorry girls.

 

 

[Via The Fist of an Angry God ]


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Husky Hog's Avatar
Husky Hog at 11/23/2006 01:36
or I can just plug my auction right about... here
Senryoku's Avatar
Senryoku at 11/23/2006 01:37
The PS3 is massive.
Jelster's Avatar
Jelster at 11/23/2006 01:43
Looks like top right is about to eat the PS3 and top left is the result. BEWARE Sony makes you fat. :)
Faith's Avatar
Faith at 11/23/2006 01:44
I didn't want to put a pastie up, but I didn't know the rules on side boob pictures. Though I'd just be safe and put the pastie up.
Aurain's Avatar
Aurain at 11/23/2006 04:56
I can totally see geeks buying those PS3's because its the closest they're going to get to breasts for a very long time.
Rezbit's Avatar
Rezbit at 11/23/2006 06:23
Would the home delivery just involve her coming to your door and saying "Here's your PS3 kthxbi", or something much sexier?

lol.
fromagex's Avatar
fromagex at 11/23/2006 11:04
ill tell ya, that 1st pic, very hot.
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 11/23/2006 14:49
When did the United States suddenly transform into the glorious nation of Kazakhstan?

And no, your sister who is the number five protistute in all of Iowa with a vazheen as loose as a wizard's sleeve will NOT convince me to PayPal your ass $1,000 for a PS3.

High five!
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 11/23/2006 14:53
Please do not post any eBay photos of TMX Elmos being used as marital aids.

I'm eating tofurkey here, beetch!
Lezbro's Avatar
Lezbro at 11/23/2006 15:29
Sex sells?

Only to suckers.

Did YOU buy one of those PS3s just because some flyover country stepdad coerced his daughter into revealing cleavage so he could snap a pair?

Neither did I.
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 11/23/2006 15:58
Wow I suddenly want a PS3 now!

Wait... no. No I don't.

Never mind.
MF DOOM's Avatar
MF DOOM at 09/26/2008 00:43
hell yeah 2008 post bitches!!!!!!!!!!
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