While our executive editor may look like a heartless rapist crawling the Austin streets for girls with daddy problems, Robert Summa has a heart of gold for the chilluns and participated in today's Seagate charity event. Check out the video and study the jab jab uppercut elbow technique sure to irritate your friends and guarantee your victory into the virtual heavyweight championships, or bragging rights in your home town.
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