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Sweaty nerd sex orgy planned for PAX Prime


9:00 AM on 08.27.2010
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This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. What must be an incredibly lonely man has put an ad up on Craigslist looking for people interested in a "Nerd Orgy" at PAX Prime. 

"Okay, I thought it might be fun for a bunch of us like minded adults to get together in a hotel room and have a friendly adult party," writes the anonymous sex fan. "This will be Friday night, with a possibility of a Saturday encore. Any who are interested please email me so we can get this set up. All sizes and shapes welcome! Please respond with either geek or nerd in the subject line. MW4MW MW4W ."

Of course, our shortsighted friend has already stumbled upon the one flaw in his plan: "Update: Getting too many responses from single males, so will not be accepting any more for now. If you are a single male and you already replied, I need to see what we have for couples and single females before you get an invite. No single males have an actual invite yet."

Seriously, was he expecting Felicia Day and Olivia Munn to be all up in that shit? Was he even expecting more than one female to sign up? We salute you, naive fool who tried to start an orgy at PAX and was surprised when only men turned up. 

At least now we know where the obligatory PAX Flu epidemic will start.

Nerd Orgy at PAX [Craigslist via HotBloodedGaming]






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