This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. What must be an incredibly lonely man has put an ad up on Craigslist looking for people interested in a "Nerd Orgy" at PAX Prime.
"Okay, I thought it might be fun for a bunch of us like minded adults to get together in a hotel room and have a friendly adult party," writes the anonymous sex fan. "This will be Friday night, with a possibility of a Saturday encore. Any who are interested please email me so we can get this set up. All sizes and shapes welcome! Please respond with either geek or nerd in the subject line. MW4MW MW4W ."
Of course, our shortsighted friend has already stumbled upon the one flaw in his plan: "Update: Getting too many responses from single males, so will not be accepting any more for now. If you are a single male and you already replied, I need to see what we have for couples and single females before you get an invite. No single males have an actual invite yet."
Seriously, was he expecting Felicia Day and Olivia Munn to be all up in that shit? Was he even expecting more than one female to sign up? We salute you, naive fool who tried to start an orgy at PAX and was surprised when only men turned up.
At least now we know where the obligatory PAX Flu epidemic will start.
Nerd Orgy at PAX [Craigslist via HotBloodedGaming]
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9:00 AM on 08.27.2010
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Like, DAMN. Is this guy trying to catch something that'll haunt his junk for the next few days/months/rest of his life? Protip: The guys and girls who show up for this sort of thing probably show up for this sort of thing regularly. Think about that for a second.
Not to mention the highlighted problem of too many men, not enough women. That'll be awkward quickly.
JOURNALISM IT!
Probably...
"I am the smartest guy ever. I don't have to be along at PAX because a bunch of hot nerd girls are going to show up and I'm going to have sex with every single o-What the F*CK are all these single guys replying for!?"
I'm guessing this guy just lacks that particular inner voice of caution. You know, when you're about to light something on fire that looks more dangerous than it has right to be, and then that little thought that just pops up: "Wait."
Oh, right, forgot to add gas!
They're fools to expect anything less.
I don't want to think of the damage that conAIDS can do.
Call me greedy, but I don't want to share my girlfriend. I like not having to wait my turn.
That is the best thing I've seen in a long time.
I DIDN'T WANT TO THINK IT.
Small price to pay...
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Folks, keep all your nerd-sluttin' for your own, private hotel rooms. Find a nice boy or girl and make a little sweet, tender lovin' with them on your own. This? No, not this. This is not the way. A (literal) ton of sweaty flesh floppin' all around a hotel room is just a recipe for tears and depression.
Don't forget the obligatory con smell of guys who forget basic hygiene while at a convention. Can anyone imagine the enticing, milk-gone-bad smell of guys who probably haven't showered in thirty-six hours mingling with the small size of the hotel rooms?
P E R F E C T ! ! !
Here it is: http://www.hulu.com/watch/5547/family-guy-you-have-aids
Just think of the prospect of a bunch of horny geek dudes standing around in a hotel room awkwardly looking at each other and hoping a girl shows up.
Priceless.