I've been playing L.A. Noire all week in preparation for tomorrow's review. I can't talk about the game yet (sorry, I can't even blink once for yes and twice for no) but I can talk about some of the absurd swag I got.
Because it's always fun to dress up infantile boasting as editorial transparency.
Seriously, publishers never fail to surprise me with the things they're willing to send out.
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