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Surprise: Japanese use Made in Ore to make bukkake porn


10:00 AM on 05.02.2009
Surprise: Japanese use Made in Ore to make bukkake porn photo



If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: if you want something sick and twisted, leave it to Japan. Americans didn't do too shabby of a job showing off what perverts we can be during the whole Sporn debacle, but give Japan a WarioWare game with the ability to create your own levels and do anything you want, and the result is bound to be terrifying.

The game is called WarioWare Myself/Made in Ore, and if you hit the jump you can watch a lovely little video found on NicoVideo in which you have a few seconds to ... erm ... hit a girl in the face with Wario's "juices of love". As you can imagine this video is not remotely safe for work so please don't hit the jump if you are at your desk! Kotaku recently posted another one in which you have to tap a flaccid penis to make it erect. It gives that "OKAY!" sound that Wario makes a whole new creepy meaning.

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Brilliant.
Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot!
Haha I want this game so bad (not for this of course)
That was...horrifying.
GOTY.
Holy. Balls.
ooo i can see an update version of this being send to pod castle.
OK!!
Lol, of course. It's not even Japan, give customization to ANYONE and this stuff will happen.

This is still hilarious, though.
Why does that girl look like a kid? The japanese really are a sick and sadistic race.
@nightv

If this game used the DSi camera to make minigame backgrounds it would be amazing! Maybe for the next Warioware...
@crazyape

They say "lolicom" for "lolita complex".
If a nation has to make an abreviation of sexual deviation there HAS to be SOMETHING deeply wrong with it.

However Western civilisation, while maybe has not yet descended to this level isn't so far behind.
that was fairly impresive actually
If that was made by someone trying to be funny... it's HILARIOUS!

I found it sadly unsexy though. Needs more penises.
HAHAHA wow... makes the game 10x more hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That's condensed milk right? It has to be condensed milk. Condensed milk inside a penis shaped and colored bottle. A penis bottle most likely purchased from the penis festival.

Also, is it weird that japanese men have 8bit dicks?
2 questions. 1) Why haven't I heard about this version of wario ware before and 2)Is is coming to America?
Seeing Wario's cackling mug immediately following really drives it home.
Spoogerific!
I like how Wario pleasantly grins after it.
Oh for fuck sakes.

Why is that whenever a game comes out with the capability to create your own thing, THE VERY FIRST THING we see is someone making something genital related.

LOL PENISES ARE FUNNY, I'LL MAKE SOMETHING WITH COCKS, LOL COCKS COCKS COCKS.

This is why we can't have nice things.
@Kyousuke Nanbu

And you can't do anything about that.
@DaedHead8

1) I felt the same way when I first heard of this game. It only appeared on my radar about two weeks ago, when apparently it had been announced last october!

2) Yup, under the name, WarioWare Myself. No idea when, but hopefully soon.
I can just imagine going through sex ed with some people. That would have been annoying.
<3 Japan and their panty-vending-machine ways.
I feel horrible for laughing at this, but ooooooooh man was that funny.
Best mini-game ever.
that is so wrong.

yet so right...
I agree it's the best. Two years ago I began experiencing some bulging disc symptoms and decided that I'll go to the doctor. In his office I played this game just like in the video and it was great! so fun and I didn't feel the time pass. Later on, I went to a few online paralegal programs and surprise surprise, it went well once again. I really like this game and I have some good memories with it. What can I say? I love it.

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9:30 PM on 05.21.2013
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