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Surprise: Japanese use Made in Ore to make bukkake porn photo

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: if you want something sick and twisted, leave it to Japan. Americans didn't do too shabby of a job showing off what perverts we can be during the whole Sporn debacle, but give Japan a WarioWare game with the ability to create your own levels and do anything you want, and the result is bound to be terrifying.

The game is called WarioWare Myself/Made in Ore, and if you hit the jump you can watch a lovely little video found on NicoVideo in which you have a few seconds to ... erm ... hit a girl in the face with Wario's "juices of love". As you can imagine this video is not remotely safe for work so please don't hit the jump if you are at your desk! Kotaku recently posted another one in which you have to tap a flaccid penis to make it erect. It gives that "OKAY!" sound that Wario makes a whole new creepy meaning.

[Via GoNintendo]


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Hindesite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:03
Hindesite
Brilliant.
Nukkus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:03
Nukkus
Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot!
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:05
eternalplayer2345
Haha I want this game so bad (not for this of course)
Boatz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:07
Boatz
That was...horrifying.
Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:11
Analoge
GOTY.
TheDRMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:13
TheDRMaster
Holy. Balls.
nightv's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:15
nightv
ooo i can see an update version of this being send to pod castle.
Buga's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:24
Buga
OK!!
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 10:44
WarZombie
Lol, of course. It's not even Japan, give customization to ANYONE and this stuff will happen.

This is still hilarious, though.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 11:14
CRAZYAPE69
Why does that girl look like a kid? The japanese really are a sick and sadistic race.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 11:27
Discarded Couch Sandwich
@nightv

If this game used the DSi camera to make minigame backgrounds it would be amazing! Maybe for the next Warioware...
Peteru's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 11:29
Peteru
@crazyape

They say "lolicom" for "lolita complex".
If a nation has to make an abreviation of sexual deviation there HAS to be SOMETHING deeply wrong with it.

However Western civilisation, while maybe has not yet descended to this level isn't so far behind.
sharpshell's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 11:37
sharpshell
that was fairly impresive actually
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 11:54
Creamsnake
If that was made by someone trying to be funny... it's HILARIOUS!

I found it sadly unsexy though. Needs more penises.
JoZo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 11:55
JoZo
HAHAHA wow... makes the game 10x more hilarious.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 11:56
RonBurgandy2010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 12:14
calpis
That's condensed milk right? It has to be condensed milk. Condensed milk inside a penis shaped and colored bottle. A penis bottle most likely purchased from the penis festival.

Also, is it weird that japanese men have 8bit dicks?
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 12:27
DaedHead8
2 questions. 1) Why haven't I heard about this version of wario ware before and 2)Is is coming to America?
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 12:51
brainderailment
It's funny how they blur the wang as if that's what bothers people.
Krahsh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 12:55
Krahsh
lol
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 13:09
atastysammich
Seeing Wario's cackling mug immediately following really drives it home.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 13:49
Chronic Logic
Spoogerific!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 14:03
Monodi
I like how Wario pleasantly grins after it.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 14:18
Kyousuke Nanbu
Oh for fuck sakes.

Why is that whenever a game comes out with the capability to create your own thing, THE VERY FIRST THING we see is someone making something genital related.

LOL PENISES ARE FUNNY, I'LL MAKE SOMETHING WITH COCKS, LOL COCKS COCKS COCKS.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 14:52
Monodi
@Kyousuke Nanbu

And you can't do anything about that.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 15:10
Discarded Couch Sandwich
@DaedHead8

1) I felt the same way when I first heard of this game. It only appeared on my radar about two weeks ago, when apparently it had been announced last october!

2) Yup, under the name, WarioWare Myself. No idea when, but hopefully soon.
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 15:29
Syn
I can just imagine going through sex ed with some people. That would have been annoying.
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 15:42
Magnalon
<3 Japan and their panty-vending-machine ways.
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/02/2009 15:52
jackal27
I feel horrible for laughing at this, but ooooooooh man was that funny.
CitizenErased's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 00:34
CitizenErased
Best mini-game ever.
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 08:55
eskimo bob
that is so wrong.

yet so right...
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