If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: if you want something sick and twisted, leave it to Japan. Americans didn't do too shabby of a job showing off what perverts we can be during the whole Sporn debacle, but give Japan a WarioWare game with the ability to create your own levels and do anything you want, and the result is bound to be terrifying.
The game is called WarioWare Myself/Made in Ore, and if you hit the jump you can watch a lovely little video found on NicoVideo in which you have a few seconds to ... erm ... hit a girl in the face with Wario's "juices of love". As you can imagine this video is not remotely safe for work so please don't hit the jump if you are at your desk! Kotaku recently posted another one in which you have to tap a flaccid penis to make it erect. It gives that "OKAY!" sound that Wario makes a whole new creepy meaning.
[Via GoNintendo]
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10:00 AM on 05.02.2009
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This is still hilarious, though.
If this game used the DSi camera to make minigame backgrounds it would be amazing! Maybe for the next Warioware...
They say "lolicom" for "lolita complex".
If a nation has to make an abreviation of sexual deviation there HAS to be SOMETHING deeply wrong with it.
However Western civilisation, while maybe has not yet descended to this level isn't so far behind.
I found it sadly unsexy though. Needs more penises.
Also, is it weird that japanese men have 8bit dicks?
Why is that whenever a game comes out with the capability to create your own thing, THE VERY FIRST THING we see is someone making something genital related.
LOL PENISES ARE FUNNY, I'LL MAKE SOMETHING WITH COCKS, LOL COCKS COCKS COCKS.
This is why we can't have nice things.
And you can't do anything about that.
1) I felt the same way when I first heard of this game. It only appeared on my radar about two weeks ago, when apparently it had been announced last october!
2) Yup, under the name, WarioWare Myself. No idea when, but hopefully soon.
yet so right...