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Surprise: Japanese use Made in Ore to make bukkake porn photo

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: if you want something sick and twisted, leave it to Japan. Americans didn't do too shabby of a job showing off what perverts we can be during the whole Sporn debacle, but give Japan a WarioWare game with the ability to create your own levels and do anything you want, and the result is bound to be terrifying.

The game is called WarioWare Myself/Made in Ore, and if you hit the jump you can watch a lovely little video found on NicoVideo in which you have a few seconds to ... erm ... hit a girl in the face with Wario's "juices of love". As you can imagine this video is not remotely safe for work so please don't hit the jump if you are at your desk! Kotaku recently posted another one in which you have to tap a flaccid penis to make it erect. It gives that "OKAY!" sound that Wario makes a whole new creepy meaning.

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Hindesite's Avatar
Hindesite at 05/02/2009 10:03
Brilliant.
Nukkus's Avatar
Nukkus at 05/02/2009 10:03
Whiskey! Tango! Foxtrot!
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 05/02/2009 10:05
Haha I want this game so bad (not for this of course)
Boatz's Avatar
Boatz at 05/02/2009 10:07
That was...horrifying.
Analoge's Avatar
Analoge at 05/02/2009 10:11
GOTY.
TheDRMaster's Avatar
TheDRMaster at 05/02/2009 10:13
Holy. Balls.
nightv's Avatar
nightv at 05/02/2009 10:15
ooo i can see an update version of this being send to pod castle.
Buga's Avatar
Buga at 05/02/2009 10:24
OK!!
WarZombie's Avatar
WarZombie at 05/02/2009 10:44
Lol, of course. It's not even Japan, give customization to ANYONE and this stuff will happen.

This is still hilarious, though.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar
CRAZYAPE69 at 05/02/2009 11:14
Why does that girl look like a kid? The japanese really are a sick and sadistic race.
Discarded Couch Sandwich's Avatar
Discarded Couch Sandwich at 05/02/2009 11:27
@nightv

If this game used the DSi camera to make minigame backgrounds it would be amazing! Maybe for the next Warioware...
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Peteru at 05/02/2009 11:29
@crazyape

They say "lolicom" for "lolita complex".
If a nation has to make an abreviation of sexual deviation there HAS to be SOMETHING deeply wrong with it.

However Western civilisation, while maybe has not yet descended to this level isn't so far behind.
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sharpshell at 05/02/2009 11:37
that was fairly impresive actually
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar
Mr Wrighty 987 at 05/02/2009 11:52
lol
Creamsnake's Avatar
Creamsnake at 05/02/2009 11:54
If that was made by someone trying to be funny... it's HILARIOUS!

I found it sadly unsexy though. Needs more penises.
JoZo's Avatar
JoZo at 05/02/2009 11:55
HAHAHA wow... makes the game 10x more hilarious.
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RonBurgandy2010 at 05/02/2009 11:56
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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calpis at 05/02/2009 12:14
That's condensed milk right? It has to be condensed milk. Condensed milk inside a penis shaped and colored bottle. A penis bottle most likely purchased from the penis festival.

Also, is it weird that japanese men have 8bit dicks?
DaedHead8's Avatar
DaedHead8 at 05/02/2009 12:27
2 questions. 1) Why haven't I heard about this version of wario ware before and 2)Is is coming to America?
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 05/02/2009 12:51
It's funny how they blur the wang as if that's what bothers people.
Krahsh's Avatar
Krahsh at 05/02/2009 12:55
lol
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atastysammich at 05/02/2009 13:09
Seeing Wario's cackling mug immediately following really drives it home.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 05/02/2009 13:49
Spoogerific!
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 05/02/2009 14:03
I like how Wario pleasantly grins after it.
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Kyousuke Nanbu at 05/02/2009 14:18
Oh for fuck sakes.

Why is that whenever a game comes out with the capability to create your own thing, THE VERY FIRST THING we see is someone making something genital related.

LOL PENISES ARE FUNNY, I'LL MAKE SOMETHING WITH COCKS, LOL COCKS COCKS COCKS.

This is why we can't have nice things.
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 05/02/2009 14:52
@Kyousuke Nanbu

And you can't do anything about that.
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Discarded Couch Sandwich at 05/02/2009 15:10
@DaedHead8

1) I felt the same way when I first heard of this game. It only appeared on my radar about two weeks ago, when apparently it had been announced last october!

2) Yup, under the name, WarioWare Myself. No idea when, but hopefully soon.
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Syn at 05/02/2009 15:29
I can just imagine going through sex ed with some people. That would have been annoying.
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Magnalon at 05/02/2009 15:42
<3 Japan and their panty-vending-machine ways.
jackal27's Avatar
jackal27 at 05/02/2009 15:52
I feel horrible for laughing at this, but ooooooooh man was that funny.
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CitizenErased at 05/03/2009 00:34
Best mini-game ever.
eskimo bob's Avatar
eskimo bob at 05/04/2009 08:55
that is so wrong.

yet so right...
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