A little click here will take your wretched carcass over to the soon-to-launch official site for Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the much anticipated Wii sequel to the popular Nintendo themed violence party.
I'm very easily confused, so I don't know if they're telling us the site is due to launch in seven days, or if that little black eldritch rune next to the number is supposed to be a number itself and they're going to make the site live in 78 days, which would be ridiculous and ... let's just say 7 days.
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8:47 AM on 05.15.2007
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But I could be a moron.
oh well, come on NEWCOMER Gizmo Reggie
You are right but didn't we (US) get the Wii before Japan?
DUN DUN DUN!
bhive01, it did cross my mind that the 8 could refer to Japan, but it would be odd that a Japanese game would have the 8 smaller than the 7 in an obscure manner. I'm guessing we just leave it at a week, I just enjoy throwing unwarranted confusion around.
All you have to do now is constantly hate on the Wii and you'll be the brand new Summa.
You have created one of the more disturbing images of the day.
Thank you.
BTW, who the fuck is Jim Sterling anyway?
Is that d'toid meme dead yet, Jim?
@tazar
You misspelled bukkake, thought you might want to know.
I consider that more of a compliment, really.
WE ARE BUKKAKE!
I'll provide some examples of this in use.
"We've got to get the Delorean up to 日日 miles per hour to send you back to the future!"
日67-5309
日 Days a Week, as sung by the Beatles
The 日th wonder of the world.
People watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" an average of 日 times before they get the "Ni!" joke.
So as you can see, 日 is a pretty commonplace character, and should not be misconstrued or incorrectly associated with the kanji for day which is 夜.
Me want 8-player carnage with this variety of characters. Although, I'll only play with Pikachu and Nes like I did with the original and Melee.
also. Who the fuck is Jim Sterling?
I don't think 8 is too many. It would be chaos. Delicious, delicious chaos.
I agree that it sucks but you don't need at LEAST [i]five(5)[/i} of those numbered points. 5-7 and 11 & 12 are just dumb and added just to overexaggerate.
When people exchange friend codes, you give your friend code to each other at the same time. That is what I have done in the past, who talks to a friend only to get their Wii Code and not bother to tell them yours.
Teehee!
I'm so jaded on all consoles today.
My buddy just received his 5th 360 from MS Support, and it wasn't a new console like he was promised. It wasn't even clean. Halo 3 beta starts tomorrow!
The PS3 is too expensive and doesn't offer anything compelling yet, but I have this craving to play Shadow of the Colossus but I am not willing to buy a PS3 because of that game and I sold my PS2 already.
As for the Wii, I got a couple of hours in with Super Paper Mario this weekend, but spent my entire time reading boring text and flipping my fucking screen in hopes of finding an extra coin or two. And, Nintendo basically said "fuck online this generation. buy our gamecube 1.2 with special waggle controller and bask in the glory of shitty ports and sub-par 1st party graphics with recycled characters and game design. smile as we sit on your face and take a nice crap in your mouth and slap a Nintendo sticker on it."
...Thanks! I feel much better now. =)
Valid points though.
-> Snaileb: That's clearly a mug, not a cup you effing nub!