Oh no, you guys! The Mega64 boys are expanding into the world of music! They want us to spend money on sh*t that ought to be free! Sellouts! I declare them sellouts... which is what I would say if their song wasn't the greatest track to ever be laid down in the studio.
Coming this Thursday to the Rock Band Network is a joint off of Mega64's latest DVD. It is called "My Name's Horatio (You Got Me, You Ain't Got Nobody Else, So Deal With It, and Love It)" -- the longest song title to ever appear in a Rock Band game. Even without listening to the song itself, the name alone should make you harder than the Petrified Forest.
The 99 cent download will only be available on the Xbox 360 initially, but if all of you behave like good little boys and girls, it may come to the PS3 as well. If you aren't good little boys and girls, whatever. Horatio really doesn't give a f*ck.
MEGA64 IN ROCK BAND 3!! [YouTube]
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