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I admit, I was completely wrong about the Wii. All those jokes about it being two GameCubes taped together was totally way off. The Wii is next gen and it can produce next-gen graphics and situations. I fully admit that I have now been put in my place and I shall dine on crow tonight. Watch this video taken from Super Paper Mario that has finally forced me to shut up about the Wii being inferior.

Thank you Epileptic Gaming for setting me straight. 








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zomB Eter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 12:59
zomB Eter
holy crap that was incredible they must have like five graphics cards duct taped together to get that much processing power out of that little machine when i saw those hundreds of enemies all at once I am not gonna lie i WII"d a little on myself
thunderleg's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 12:59
thunderleg
Wow, people are still bashing the Wii.

How very childish.

I suppose their anger is justified since they can't play all their SWAT and UFC games on it.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:00
galagabug
there's no way it could do that with rubber ducks.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:01
World Famous
Bashing? What are you talking about? This proves how awesome the Wii is. Sheesh.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:04
Rockvillian
Your Wii Hate Meter is back at operating levels again Summa... it was dropping a bit with that last post. Whew!
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:05
Pepillou2
Yes! YES!!! MOAR ENEMIES!!! >:D
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:07
Tino
Theres actually a scene later on in the "Over There" that has even more enemies on screen. Would have served this purpose better.
spameggspam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:08
spameggspam
have you actually played the game?
its fricken awesome
though it doesnt necessarily use the motion sensing abilities much, it is very creative game.
it is proof that you dont have to have your games in 1080i to be good.

some people may not agree with me, but i think the game looks good. the style of game allows it to be multi-dimensional.. if that makes any sense
Tapen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:09
Tapen
I completely agree that the Wii is lacking in the processing power department, but that video was not funny one bit. Definitely not worth a post on the main page.
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:12
imbeta
you know you love it... and we love it too!

GO Wii, GO!!! FTW!

(oh wait... you already kinda won)
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:13
Oni
I have no idea weather or not you're being serious here, Rob. Given your track record I'm leaning towards not, but sometimes, it's just hard to tell with you.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:14
Snaileb
(agrees with Tapen)

Nice way to bash the Wii and commercialize (?) for EG. Two birds with one stone and all ya need was a website.

Anyone wanna buy my Wii? I simply cannot handle the magnitude of such awesome power, so I must find someone worthy.
skAnarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:14
skAnarky
I know deep down these jabs at Nintendo are just tough love. I just hope they show you up, for your sake, and more importantly, mine.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:14
Snaileb
Music was spot on...I guess..
-----'s Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:15
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Since Summa loves to ignore quality and overhype horsepower, I'm guessing he drives something like this:


I'm also guessing he wears a mesh shirt while driving it.
_cody_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:18
_cody_
Maybe if Destructoid wants to be taken as a decent source for news they should stop allowing jackasses like this "Summa" to post.
bobafettm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:21
bobafettm
NEXT GEN FTMOFOW SON!!1!one!
PoeticJustice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:23
PoeticJustice
It's sad people cant take it when someone bashes the wii. If it bothers you guys that MUCH that Summa posted this, then you need to get a life period.
mattyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:25
mattyb
Way to beat a dead-horse there, guys. Wii is underpowered. Can we move along now?
twesterm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:25
twesterm
Meh, Super Paper Mario may be simple but it doesn't change the fact it looks incredible, awesome writing, and it actually fun.
ExpertPenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:26
ExpertPenguin
HUNDREDS OF ENEMIES !!
Tapen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:27
Tapen
Thank you Epileptic Gaming for providing the most unfunny youtube video of the day.
eRectangler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:27
eRectangler
Yeah why should anyone ever be allowed to bash the Wii!? What about all those great games it has so far, right? Oh wait - that's the 360...
Kinjiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:28
Kinjiro
Really, it's a valid point. That game was simply OK, not spectacular, and the power of the system really is holding it back, due to the lack of quality motion sensing games out. Party games don't count the same as regular games, so people who will flip out about Warioware and Rayman, I will agree, they are fun, but cheap, gimmicky, last a month maximum fun.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:28
Cruds
fuck that was lame.
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:29
LordRegulus
ZOMG!

Whatever.

No, really. Whatever.
StriderS's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:29
StriderS
Year advantage.
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:30
Pepillou2
Now put another unfunny video of the Xbox 360 with thousands of enemies.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:36
Aaron Linde
Go for a three-peat!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:38
Snaileb
Poetic Justice puts it very well.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:45
DJDuffy
Wow, you are on a roll today Summa...like Linde said, THREE-PEAT!
fromagex's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:46
fromagex
how much does that crappy 'epileptic gaming' to get advertised on destructoid? they are pretty terrible.
dayeight's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:49
dayeight
let's play funny/not funny.

NOT FUNNY
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:50
Phist
People like Summa, djWheat and other gaming journalists want Nintendo (and every other publisher) to do the best that they can possibly do. We all want to play really good games. If you're telling me that these ports are the best that Big N can do, then Nintendo is whoring you out and not even giving enough to buy a sandwich and a 40.

I consider myself a lifelong Nintendo fanboy. I'll stick up for the Cube anyday. As for the Wii, probably not. SPM is the last Wii game I play till probably RE4. $50 is a horrible price point for most of these Wii ports. I pre-ordered RE4 Wii because it's only gonna be $30.

There are too many justifiable reasons as to why fanboys and non-fanboys are "Wii-hating" right now. Stop defending a lackluster product and start telling Nintendo to get on top of their shit or we will all lose in the end.
bobthecat23's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:51
bobthecat23
SUMMA FTW the wii is a nintendo 64 and a gamcube ductaped together
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:53
BahamutZero
Buried as "lame."
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:54
Joe Burling
@kariomart...

Or this?

Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:55
Sharpless
Isn't critiquing the Wii for its graphical capabilities kind of like calling a retarded person a retard? In other words: easy, assholish, obvious, and- Okay, fuck the analogy. I've got nothing.

Summa, I've fallen out of love with you, of late. It makes me sad.
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:56
LordRegulus
ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz......zzzzzzz........

zzzzzsnort- What? Huh?

[i]"ZOMG t3h wii=t3h ubar console!!"
"Duct tape lol fag"
"Xsux360=teh sux and M$=gayfags"
"stfu n00b"
"fag"
"Summa=fanbot lolz!"
"fuck summa."
"SUMMA PWNZ roflcoptorzz!!!"[/i]

Eh? Whuzzat? Hehh...?

THUD ZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Michymaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:56
Michymaster
ROFL canadian geese
kodack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:56
kodack
I can think of no greater measure of the Wii lacking next gen cred, than to compare it's *offroad racing* game to the PS3's *offroad racing* game.

It's like comparing a lcd gameboy with no backlight to a PSP.

Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:57
Cruds
«how much does that crappy 'epileptic gaming' to get advertised on destructoid? they are pretty terrible.»

There Summa's new friends. Great minds think alike or something. Funny how Wheat is complaining that that Boogie vid below that it's a waste of time and than makes something that's only worthy of showing to his wife.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:57
Aaron Linde
Phist, that'd make a lot of sense if SPM wasn't such a great game. I agree, the Wii's got a lot of catching up to do, but this video is silly on so many levels that it makes the baby Jesus bleed out his asshole. We get it: the graphics aren't great. Doesn't make it any less fun.
LordRegulus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:58
LordRegulus
Testes, testes, one, two...three?

BBCode troubles, Dtoid?
emuscles's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 13:58
emuscles
the tears of wii fanboys makes me stronger.
StriderS's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 14:03
StriderS
@emuscles - Me too. Sept tears from PS3 fanboys. I'm incredibly powerful. :D
@Phist - You can help by not buying one. That's like, eating and telling everyone else not to.
dv8withn8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 14:03
dv8withn8
I can see this being funny maybe to 10-15yr olds heckling to eachother in cracked pre-pubescent voices; perpetually looking over their shoulders while munching on some food item with a pretentious look on their face.

Please, stop wasting space on the internet.
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 14:04
PetiePal
Honestly haven't we been through this too many times. It's not meant to be a powerhouse. I've had more fun with most of the Wii games to date than anything on the ps3.
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2007 14:05
DrRockso
I'll admit, I lol'd.
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