Distributor Lace Mamba Global is bringing Super Meat Boy to retailers in the The Netherlands as a boxed Ultra Edition for PC. Oh, and also to Belgium, Luxembourg, the UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, France, Italy, Spain, Norway, Sweden, Finland and Denmark. Untrustworthy sources report it's too violent for Germany, and Portugal and Greece are out of money.
While Lace Mamba didn't actually detail the pricing or contents of this "Ultra Edition," or why they would release a boxed retail PC version of all things (especially after the Potato Sack pack and Portal 2 ARG), they did share its version of what Super Meat Boy is about.
"In the platforming game Super Meat Boy, people play a boy without skin. His girlfriend, who is made of bandages, gets kidnapped by a fetus in a tuxedo wearing a top hat and a monocle."
And here I thought he was just a regular jumping cube of meat...
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7:00 AM on 07.24.2014