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Super Mario Power Up! Energy Drink contains cocaine photo

Ok, it doesn't, really. But if it had, wouldn't it have been some crazy gossip to tell your friends? "So, I was up trying to finish this paper, and I only had 6 hours left before class, so I slammed a few Power Ups and finished that sh*t an hour early!!!" They'd probably laugh. Or if you have any uptight friends, they might call the police and report you. Maybe it's best to forget that little fantasy altogether.

So what does Power Up contain? Not a clue, as the sites that sell it only describe it as "a blue-raspberry drink that will keep you jumping." I love the mystery of energy drinks, like no one really knows what's in there, despite the listing on the label. It could be powdered cow ass for all the consumer knows. You could host a gamer party and mix these with vodka, though. Certainly sets the theme better than a boring old six pack of Red Bull (although it can't come close to donning a Goomba costume).

[Via Coolest-Gadgets - Thanks Jonathan!]








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king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 13:47
king3vbo
Mix em with vodka? Sounds great! Cocaine drink + vodka FTW!
Nassimo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:02
Nassimo
mmmmm cow ass
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:02
Putthebottledown
It is actually a pretty wonderful drink. They sell them at the spencers at the mall near me.
kadosho's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:04
kadosho
Do tell. Bit surprised it has a "tangy kick" too. Like Put, via Spencers', might say its an easter egg for everyone to find. Overall not a bad drink.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:10
Eschatos
I'd sell my soul for a case.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:12
Rainbowblack
I tried that Cocaine drink once. WHEW!!

anyone who can drink that strait is a man among men. mixing it with liquor is pussying out lol.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:13
Oni
Miracle Drug. Best. Tag. EVAR!
SourGr8pes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:18
SourGr8pes


DID I HEAR CUH-CUH-CUH-COCAIIIINE?!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:24
AgentMOO
It'll keep you coloring chocobos in between the lines all night... at least until the shakes kick in
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 14:57
grrza
I guess I'll have to put my own cocaine in them since you were lying about that. :(
CRaZyTooTHJiM's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 15:49
CRaZyTooTHJiM
You got me all excited about the cocaine Mario drink, but you lied about the cocaine. You're a cruel, cruel woman Colette.
Putthebottledown's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 15:50
Putthebottledown
I hate you Dr. Rockzo
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 16:02
Sharpless
Lawsuit for slander in 3, 2, 1...
Jark212's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 16:12
Jark212
The mushroom is there for a reason.
Torzelan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 16:18
Torzelan
Collecting energy drinks (hey...) and the obvious passion for games, I want this! But boring old Sweden... How can I get this without shipping it fifty laps around the world and paying more in shipping and taxes? :'(
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 16:31
PrinceofCannedPeaches
F* cocaine. This is the MUSHROOM Kingdom we're talking about. Trippeh!
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 17:25
MasterMS
And for those of you that don't like mushrooms you can drink some of the T-virus antidote for energy http://www.animecastle.com/pc-112703-22406-resident-evil-t-virus-antidote-energy-drink-250ml.aspx
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 17:29
MasterMS
[img]http://www.animecastle.com/pc-112703-22406-resident-evil-t-virus-antidote-energy-drink-250ml.aspx]Lets try that again[/url]
vp360's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 17:30
vp360
awesome
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 17:30
MasterMS
God damn it. Just go to www.animecastle.com and click on drinks to see it
amalgamut00's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 18:13
amalgamut00
Don't buy this stuff, it's a rip off. It tastes just like Red Bull (for the most part) and this thing costs a lot more. Now if you want an energy drink go with Pimp Juice. The name is dumb but it's pretty darn good.
walnutthewise's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 18:49
walnutthewise
I remember and old soda that used to have Nintendo characters on it.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 20:22
Roryzilla
I love this drink, had a can a while ago. i need moar.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 20:45
Bob Muir
Dr. Rockso FTW.
JReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 21:05
JReaper617
Ooooooooooooo i want.

Also @ rainbow Cocaine was like the strongest energy drink ive ever had good stuff
amalgamut00's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2007 22:19
amalgamut00
Cocaine was so great, I almost bought a case on Ebay for $100. A few friends were going to pay for this, would have been great.

If you want energy go with Foosh Mints. Goddamn those things are powerful
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2007 05:33
Fading Star
Vodka? Why not martinis? If they're good enough for Bogart, they're good enough for us :D.

Mario Energy Cocaine Drinks for the win!
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2007 09:19
LarkOhiya
I'll stick with water thanks
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2007 09:24
Holyetheline
I would love some drug beverages right now?
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/12/2007 11:18
Hitogoroshi
Energy drinks + vodka = win
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