Ok, it doesn't, really. But if it had, wouldn't it have been some crazy gossip to tell your friends? "So, I was up trying to finish this paper, and I only had 6 hours left before class, so I slammed a few Power Ups and finished that sh*t an hour early!!!" They'd probably laugh. Or if you have any uptight friends, they might call the police and report you. Maybe it's best to forget that little fantasy altogether.

So what does Power Up contain? Not a clue, as the sites that sell it only describe it as "a blue-raspberry drink that will keep you jumping." I love the mystery of energy drinks, like no one really knows what's in there, despite the listing on the label. It could be powdered cow ass for all the consumer knows. You could host a gamer party and mix these with vodka, though. Certainly sets the theme better than a boring old six pack of Red Bull (although it can't come close to donning a Goomba costume).

[Via Coolest-Gadgets - Thanks Jonathan!]