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Gaming-themed tattoos are a dime a dozen these days. Ever since the socially inept decided to infuse themselves into popular culture with threats of holding back their mathematical skills and self-esteem lacking womenfolk, every strata of fashion has become more and more ironic. Unsurprisingly, the crossover between traditionally geeky gaming and traditionally hardass body modification was inevitable. Most of these efforts are pretty tame and have been the sort of gaming blog fodder you've see Kotaku using for filler on particularly slow days ever since Gawker decided they needed to compliment their blog about "manipulating your joystick" with a blog about manipulating your joystick, but a few stand out.

The above photograph -- sent in by Chris Person from a BME link -- is so damn hardcore as to be the gaming equivalent of the sort of prison tattoos you'd see adorning the throats of guys named Machinegun Kelly (assuming the ironic-as-cool movement has penetrated our correctional institutions as well), or Pig Stabber. While the Triforce tattooed on my arm is an instantly recognizable token of shared history for most people who see it (read: pretty girls), that thing up there is the sort of art that proudly proclaims "I beat 1-1 and I'll f&$^ing shank you in the yard if you ask me about the Tanooki suit!" 


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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 10:21
BahamutZero
I heard a statistic that 30% of people with facial tattoos commit suicide
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 10:22
Lowtax
No you stupid cockmunch, getting a tattoo, any tattoo does not make you as cool as Steve McQueen. It just makes you dumb.
waxximis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 10:24
waxximis
that looks very painful
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 10:25
Lowtax
Nice bandana, way to really put the rebel in the mix.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 10:26
Jim Sterling
Once again -- people are so stupid.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 10:55
wardrox
Hey Jim, I got a tattoo of a monocle on my face, beat that.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 10:55
AngelsDontBurn
On the throat? Wtf? Retarded!

Pretty lol worthy though.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:00
RICHARD BLOCKER
It should say, "sex life over"
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:01
JonDarkwood
Someone should get the Warp Zone tattooed on their ass.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:08
blehman
I....I can't take much more of this stupidity.

At least he's not Mr. Cool Ice.
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:09
Upgrayedd
Nice tattoo, but throat tattoos in general look stupid.
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:19
hjd uk
"Welcome To The Warp Zone!"

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Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:25
Oni
Nice tattoo, unfortunate placement.

Well, at least laser tattoo removal is getting cheaper these days.
robotplague's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:33
robotplague
In general I really dig neck tattoos, but the nature of this one just doesn't look good there. It's too blocky and static to look good on the neck, it looks just slapped on there. If you're going to do something on the neck do something organic that has some nice lines and flows.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:36
Necros
I'd never risk putting any pointy object near my throat.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:36
BS3 Owner
3 possibilities I see.

#1.Maybe... IT's Reggie?

#2.You know what though. I think IT might have wanted to cover up that scar on his neck?

#3.Call Jack T. ... Look what videogames have done to our society! DOH!
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:44
Tiff
ugh
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 11:47
BS3 Owner
Remember Reggie has a LONG history of Wii'D Dealing!
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 12:03
B-Radicate
It's not so much the placement, it's just that that particular tatoo is fugly.

And I would have to disagree with Lowtax that getting ANY tatoo makes you dumb, but I agree that this tatoo in particular is.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 12:14
bluemeep
That is by far the stupidest thing I've seen today.

I've only been up for about an hour, but still.
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 13:10
Papapishu
GAME OVER indeed!

Yeah Nex, when I first saw the tattoo, I also imagined the guy cutting up women to make his princess peach suit, stroking his poodle Yoshi and yelling "PUT THE MUSHROOM IN THE GOD DAMNED BASKET!" at some poor blonde in a pit in his basement.

Glad you guys liked the link. I'll try to find more of that insane shit.
kariomart's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 13:38
kariomart
I imagine he started regretting it right around the time "Game" was finished.
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 14:52
Lowtax
Jim Sterling hopefully this isn't a recent discovery, for me it was. I found it out when I saw people still wear monicles.

Nex, neither, I just hate you. Alot.
RestingSound's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 15:33
RestingSound
Maybe he is going to hide this behind a beard and only reveal it in the moments before he kills someone.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 16:06
Spartacus
Tattoos fail.
This tattoo uber-fails.
Sorry.
jeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 16:36
jeep
that is an awesome tattoo...but as a tattoo hater its kinda dumb
Lowtax's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2007 19:33
Lowtax
I don't really hate you buddy. I bet you're a nice guy.
Papapishu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2007 00:14
Papapishu
I bet lowtax is the guy with the tattoo.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2007 03:49
Mxyzptlk
Somehow I get the impression that this tattoo combined with a prison term would get you traded for a carton of cigarettes within your first hour inside.
rre's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 02:23
rre
HAHA! so funny to see all of your comments here.
why should i regret it? its not that this is my first one. well keep on talking shit about it, not my prob if you dont have anything else to do :P
GAME OVER.
microjackson's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2007 04:44
microjackson
Did he get that to cover up a neck scar? What is he trying to say?
rre's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2007 04:45
rre
wtf is this talk about a scar? i havent had anything near that shit on my neck. maybe its a old hickie, i dont know :P
but its NOT a SCAR.
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