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Super fake PSP2 surfaces; fake just got real fake photo

Think of this post as a preemptive diffuser to what will surely be a million Sony fanboys flooding gaming sites and blogs everywhere with what they believe will be the "real" PSP2. This is a fake folks. Got it, fake. Not real. Doesn't exist ... like your God. Yeah, I just said it, look it up. Here are the fake stats on the PSP2:

• All Metal & Ruggedized Rubber Build
• 200% Brighter Screen
• Dual Analog Controllers
• Visual Battery Display
• 8GB Flash Drive
• Wifi (a,b,g)
• Bluetooth V.2 (A2DP, AVRCP)
• Firmware 4.07

[Full-on fakeness via Gizmodo-fakeland








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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 16:47
Aaron Mxy Yost
Awesome, I can't wait to pick up one of these totally real PSP2s!
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 16:49
Darren Nakamura
Man, with this coming out, maybe I'll buy a PSP finally!
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 16:53
dprime
Sounds about as fake as the quality on the original PSP!

Heyo!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 16:53
Snaileb
... my whole world came crashing down on me, but only hurts on the inside. Why God?!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 16:55
Namelessted
yeah, if Sony actually makes that they are officially fucking nuts. But then again they are already officially nuts. I just hope that is a mock up cus it looks fucking retarded.
spinjunct's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:00
spinjunct
I'd buy a "ruggedized" PSP. Hopefully it comes with a vacuum cleaner attachment.
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:03
Fana7ic
I´ve seen better fakes.
Satans Garbageman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:05
Satans Garbageman
For Sony to make a PSP2, wouldn't the PSP have to have been a success? Because thats not how I remember things happening.....
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:06
Niero
Wow that solves absolutely none of the PSP's existing problems, I would be laughing for a week if it was real
Jayeugene's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:08
Jayeugene
It looks like a pita pocket or one of those fake apple pies
chado53's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:11
chado53
so...uhh, what was the point of posting this then?
Jaded Alyx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:13
Jaded Alyx
Man, looking at that makes my hands ache.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:13
Aetsen
It looks like someone stretched a fucking NGage.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:19
BahamutZero
nietzsche > summa
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:27
iRaf
the psp needs a update with the capable of having friends like the ps3.
Jayeugene's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:29
Jayeugene


I knew i saw that same shape somewhere before.
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:34
scrap
^lolz
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:35
pizzaface
suck it summa.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:38
Gamechamp
200% lighter screen? Which brightness setting does this speak of? The lowest? The highest? The super special secret must-be-plugged-in ultra-bright setting?
Brad Rice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:39
Brad Rice
What the hell? You'd have to hold the system upside down to get anything done with those analog sticks. Someone is fucking retarted in photoshop.
Jayeugene's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 17:43
Jayeugene
Pizzaface, i think our Avatars need to have a dance off
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 18:20
dprime
I believe the PSP needs more shitty non-gaming features.

Bahamut, what the hell did you just say about Nietzche?
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 18:36
deanhatescoffee
Nintendo sucks! Sony FTFW! All I want for Christmas is a fake PSP2!

...elebits.
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 18:39
skankerzero
damnit!

I want a fruit pie now... .__.
chado53's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 19:08
chado53
i thought those analog sticks were speakers because of the placement????????
Kotua's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 20:17
Kotua
Why does that thing have HD and VCR? I guess the makers of it wanted to be recognized as a fake...
JuanoTejano's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 20:44
JuanoTejano
"Preemptive" as in you scanned other gaming news sites and reposted it here or what because coming to a story half a day late doesn't really count as preemptive.
DoctorEuphony's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 21:02
DoctorEuphony
maybe if it's like Conan's Iphone where it also serves as a Mace can, hand grenade, treadmill, and profolactic >D
DoctorEuphony's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 21:02
DoctorEuphony
maybe if it's like Conan's Iphone where it also serves as a Mace can, hand grenade, treadmill, and profolactic >D
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 22:00
CaffeinePowered
Does it blend?
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/18/2007 22:20
Magesx
That thing is hideous. Even Sony wouldn't do that.
ArrozConCarne's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2007 02:05
ArrozConCarne
Nice! Then it will get hacked to run PS2 games!
ArrozConCarne's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/20/2007 02:06
ArrozConCarne
Nice! Then it will get hacked to run PS2 games! Oh wait the PSP already run PS2 games like Socom and Tekken 5 @_@
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