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Super Best Guide! Surgeon Simulator 2013


9:00 AM on 04.23.2013



People have complained that Surgeon Simulator 2013 is almost unplayable thanks to its fun-but-impregnable controls. This is not actually true. The recent Greenlight release is actually pretty simple once you learn a few medical tricks and put them into practice. 

Let my new little waste of time, Super Best Guide!, teach you how to perform adequate heart surgery and be hailed a surgical god. 

I am never gonna properly review this bloody thing.








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9:30 AM on 03.13.2014
Still funny: Surgeon Simulator out now for iPad

I laughed three times during this trailer. The patient being beaten in the face with his own heart, the distended eyeballs, and the demented writhing at 43 seconds. If you have a friend or family member with an iPad, buy the...more



7:00 PM on 02.13.2014
Surgeon Simulator for iPad features flailing eyeballs

Bossa Studios has another quick clip from the upcoming mobile version of Surgeon Simulator following that teaser for dental operations. Apparently people have also been asking for eye surgeries, the maniacs. I love me some g...more



2:30 PM on 01.16.2014
Become a dentist in Surgeon Simulator for iPad

I love and hate Surgeon Simulator 2013, but mostly, I love it. Losing is hilarious at first, don't get me wrong. Then that humor begins to fade away as you repeatedly fail to complete the same objective over and over again b...more



9:00 PM on 09.26.2013
Operate on aliens in new Surgeon Simulator procedures

The Surgeon Simulator 2013 has come through for us all. There was another alternate-reality game hidden inside of this hilarious title from Bossa that sounded like a real headache to solve -- but it's been figured out, thank...more



1:15 PM on 06.28.2013
Surgeon Simulator 2013 ARG isn't related to Half-Life 3

Yesterday, word got out about a peculiar clue hidden underneath a statue in Surgeon Simulator 2013. This was part of the update that brought Team Fortress 2's Medic and Heavy to the game and, knowing Valve's history with alte...more



4:30 PM on 06.21.2013
Mutilate Team Fortress 2's Heavy in Surgeon Sim 2013

You've got to appreciate Surgeon Simulator 2013, even if it's not something you want to necessarily play. One could argue that, more than anything, it plays you. A fun bit of extra content has found its way to the goofy, cha...more



6:00 AM on 05.04.2013
This Surgeon Simulator cake is super gross

The guys behind Surgeon Simulator 2013 had a special cake made to celebrate the game's success. It's themed after what you do in the game, and well, it's pretty damn gross. So gross that I put it below the fold in case you'r...more



12:30 PM on 04.22.2013
My review of Surgeon Simulator 2013

Well ... not quite.  A proper review will come ... if I can stop messing around long enough to clear at least the first surgery.more



7:00 PM on 04.19.2013
There will be blood: Surgeon Simulator 2013 up on Steam

One of the year's great delights among the game-jam scene, Surgeon Simulator 2013 has found its way onto Steam with a proper release following its approval via Steam Greenlight. Horrible, gore-filled, strangely hilarious dre...more




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Goat Simulator devs: Relationship with players is the best investment

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11:30 AM on 04.07.2014
Another map, local multiplayer planned for Goat Simulator

Fans have been asking Coffee Stain Studios for Goat Simulator DLC and I can see why: what's there is tremendously funny, goofy stuff but there isn't a ton of it. We're in luck. The studio doesn't want to "charge for new conte...more



8:00 AM on 04.03.2014
Don't Starve's Reign of Giants DLC out on Steam

For those of you who have experienced countless deaths in Don't Starve, countless more await with the addition of the Reign of Giants DLC, which debuted on Steam today. After you download the add-on you can basically toggle i...more



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