EGM died a painful and cruel death, but its legacy has been done justice. Those still subscribed to the (officially) dead magazine need not worry that their money was spent unwisely, because instead of EGM, they will now instead be receiving Maxim. Yes, salacious bikini shots for people afraid of real pornography and articles about the best lager shall make a fine replacement for a gaming magazine.
Before we get too sarcastic, let us not forget that Maxim is written by true gaming connoisseurs. After all, they are the only print magazine brave enough to voice what we all know -- that 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is better than Killzone 2. They're also able to fully review any major videogame in 500 words or less. That's hardcore!
Such lucky, lucky subscribers! They'll be able to write a letter and cancel for a small rebate if they wish, but really, why would they want to?
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10:00 AM on 06.16.2009
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Then again:
Remember Jim, not all of us like to watch women/men being shat on.
At least not without offering a subscription cancellation / refund?
I mean, I subscribe to Total Guitar and would be seriouslly pissed if they decided to start sending me Piano Today or Hello kitty Weekly or something instead.
...I thought it was better than Killzone 2.
Anyway, the issue that you get comes with an explanation note as to why you're receiving it. All you have to do is mail a letter to get a pro-rated refund for whatever is left on your EGM subscription. I'm getting $20 back.
But, it's easier to be sensationalist about it and leave off the important piece in the linked article about the ability to cancel and get a refund.
That's the best father's day present EVER!
Also, not to be a downer, but t's very sad Maxim is able to thrive while EGM is no more :(
Chill out a bit. I don't see why you're flipping out on Jamn. He's not trolling, and when you say that someone is "wandering virtual streets", you sound like a goddamn idiot. Next time, think before you talk/type/breathe.
I do agree with what Jamn says, though. A bit of info on how to get the rebate would've been nice. I think I've still got a month or two left of EGM, but I don't mind Maxim that much, it's something easy to read that I can use to pass time.
I hope this doesn't apply to free subscribers.
"If you would like a pro-rated refund, please send your mailing label or name and address to: Maxim, PO Box 420235, Palm Coast FL 32142-0235 "
You're welcome :)
Completely agree with Otomiruninja, that was totally unnecessary. Especially when you also consider Jim's promotion of a gold selling website the other day :-/
I WANDER THESE VIRTUAL STREETS
I'm gonna be loling fa daaaaaaays
to be fair, while Poopy was kinda harsh, Jim did say at the bottom of the post that a refund was available. I don't see why Jim needed to include the info in a simple, article meant to add some humour to a slow news day as people affected- (unless their dad threw it away :) - will get the label with the mag. And Jamn said 50 cent is better than Killzone 2 which sounds retarded. Both sides bear some blame I think :)
I DONT NEED NO STANK ASS REAL GIRLS. THEY DON'T GET ME.
VIRTUAL PIMP, SON. WORD.
Thank you!
Glad to help, no one should have to suffer Maxim (although your dad may be disappointed lol)
@ Collette
You don't have to be good with Maxim. It's ok to say Maxim is shitty garbage, everyone will still love you :)
@ lol @ Waves, too true, but I would say a lot of them look that way AFTER the shoops
So true. I've never been a prude, but when people start busting out the ratings system excessively and shit, I just go "dude ugly as shit, wtf".
You can't just say "dude ugly as shit, wtf", you have to have a number with it to validate your review, duh!
Seriously, I would rather my money go to Cat Fancy magazine than some Axe bodyspray swilling recycled paper softcore stroke mag. I would rather pay extra to have back issues of EGM sent to my house instead of this mountain bike humping waste of ink.
I don't know if it's a n00b thing to say, but I really am extracting more enjoyment out of the outrageous antics of 50 Cent versus KZ2. That's just my taste however. Maybe my lack of "?" for implied sarcasm was missing.
Either way, the original post has been updated and information is being disseminated properly.
Saweeet!