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Stupid Sunday rumor: Phil Harrison dating Jade Raymond photo

So, with the fun of E3 now over and even the UK staff recovering from hard journalistic work, it's time to get our noses back to the grindstone and, very much like cleaners dealing with the morning after a wedding party, sweep out the streamers and put away the bits of stale cake. On that note, we just got in a completely anonymous and sourceless rumor, the kind of which a tabloid rag would publish. I present it to you because it is Sunday and because the idea alone is just rather awkwardly funny. Plus, on the offchance it's true, I'll make a certain Mr. Haley very jealous.

Essentially, Jade Raymond of Assassin's Creed fame is dating Phil Harrison of Sony fame. That's it. 

Topher: Horse****. Anyone who's anyone knows that Jade Raymond is dating Chad Concelmo. I mean come on.

Jim:  Tempting, but do we want to be the gaming version of Hello magazine?

Nex: Can we just point out the fact that any kid of Phil’s is going to look like a ****ing naked giraffe?

Jim: Giraffes are normally clothed?

Nex: See, if we slip it in there like that, no one will question it. We’re molding paradigms here, people! Soon every giraffe on Everett Street is going to be wearing Gautier and strutting about like a minx!

Jim: Wow, that's smart ... and that, Nex, is why you won the war.








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tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 14:33
tehuberone
Niero, the white on red plus the green grass makes that picture flawless.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 14:34
tehuberone
WTF damn sterling postin out of nowhere . i clicked on the first stories comments.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 14:34
cjpkiller
she can do better...
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 14:34
Jim Sterling
lolzors wrong post.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 14:49
tazarthayoot
God dammit, I told you guys I called dibs a long time ago.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 14:50
Justice
If that was true AC would be exclusive... MAYBE SHE GETS AROUND!
xrayne446's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 15:07
xrayne446
pllleeeaaasseee lets not makes this US weekly. video games and ONLY video games!

i wouldn't give a shit if Peter Moore was fucking Cliffy B., it has NO PLACE ON THIS WEBSITE, ya heard!

RivaOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 15:09
RivaOni
Cheers Justice can't get The Beach Boys out of my head now
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 15:15
Jim Sterling
xrayne: That was my point in the article. The ONLY reason I ran it was because Nex was hilarious, in my opinion. The post's not for the gossip, just for a quick laugh.

And come on, we'd ALL wanna know if Moore and B were an item.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 15:20
Topher Cantler
Horseshit. Anyone who's anyone knows that Cliffy B is dating David Houghton.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 15:50
Justice
Electro I thought that said Destructoid is not Jerusalem for a minute there hehe
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 16:04
Faith
Next up .... we look into Adam Sessler's hair transplant surgery and Morgan Webb's chin lift.
CorpseGrinder's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 16:05
CorpseGrinder
Perrin's a woman?
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 16:09
Churchhills Dog
I'll carve my initials in Phil's head if this is true.*


*not really, please don't show up at my house and arrest me mister internet policeman...
Pixelated Lilac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 16:17
Pixelated Lilac
@Faith,

Funny you should mention Adam in this post. During the E3 coverage on G4 some friends and I were, "ZOMG" over the gold band on his left ring finger.

Anyways.. I will NEVER look at a giraffe the same way again.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 16:32
Faith
@ Pixelated Lilac

Someone actually married that? Guess there is someone for everyone then
xmetninjax's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 16:44
xmetninjax
My inside source at ubi mentioned she was taken a few months back... Doubt it's Harrison though.
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 17:53
Ritalin Twitch
Sure, Sessler looks like the bastard child of Ed Grimley with that hair, but even bastard children need love.

Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 18:06
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
AND NEXT ON DESTRUCTAINMENT TONIGHT, IS BRIAN CRECENTE OF KOTAKU DATING MOOT FROM 4CHAN? MORE ON THIS TONIGHT AT 10!
FireofEvil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 19:33
FireofEvil
I thought Jade was dating Summa
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 21:53
Joe Burling
Summa is too busy playing Uno...

Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2007 23:51
Aaron Mxy Yost
I'm going to have to start reading Destructoid while waiting in the grocery checkout line.
Jim's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2007 13:01
Jim
Phil Harrison reminds me only about a Dan Aykroyd movie ;)
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