Strippers cannot distract Counter-Strike players

1:00 PM on 11.01.2009

Jim Sterling

Former Reviews Editor

Dedicated Counter-Strike players are possessed of an indomitable will, as evidenced recently in Russia where a team promoter tried to shake their nerves during a round of the first-person-shooter. In order to put his players off their game, he flooded the room with strippers who did their best to distract the players. However, these hardened Counter-Strike veterans have clearly given up on women long ago, and acted like they were not there.

Even exposing their bare boobs and sitting astride the computer monitor like had no effect. The gamers just kept on clicking like nothing was happening. To be fair, a number of the strippers look kind of haggard and drug-ruined, so they might be easier to ignore. In any case, however, this story is proof that if you play Counter-Strike for long enough, you turn into a psychopath. FOX News must be informed!

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