Those chaps over at the Hair Palace bring news of sordid plastic debauchery in the form of a rather skimpy Ayane (Dead or Alive Xtreme 2) figurine that can show even more flesh than it bares by default. It's not like her skirt and top leave much to the imagination as it is, but this particular model allows you to remove such obscuring garments to reveal the sweet, sweet underwear that lies beneath, awaiting excavation like precious artifacts of ages long since past. Coming straight from the land of the rising penis, this is yet another shocking reflection of the state of humanity ... but what a tight-assed reflection, right guys?
If your rotten heart desires such smut for your bedroom shelf, feel free to visit Japanese site Amiami with 8,190 yen in hand and place a pre-order for November. If you happen to see a large Englishman over there wearing dark glasses and trying not be seen as he exchanges money for plastic quasi-porn then it's not me, it's Joe Burling, who also sent in this tip. That kind of proves he's the pervoid out of the two of us.
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7:26 AM on 07.21.2007
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Do you really want know what that is?
s0lesurviv0r, yes, Japanese figure models can be terribly adorable and nearly unresistable. You must resist however, or you will suffer a mass collection that will claim your soul and show your character to be as perverted as you fear it may be.
Who would want a strippable action figure =\
you win the internet :)
My tought excactly.
Your avatar somehow makes that pic even funnier.
Ahh fandom, how sick it can truly be sometimes
And by made it, I mean made it go WTF!?!?!?
And it's funny how a lot of peeps are calling it an action figure... unless the figure is making you do the action... which with that figure the action would be...
...oh, I see...
<washes hands>
Actually i would put some money down for a figurine of the one school chick, y'know, the one with the end cutscene where some buisness guy falls and uses her boobies as a balance. Id like a figurine of that outfit.
Fuck. There goes my next paycheck.
Wait, WHAT? Why am I admitting this?
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