Strauss Zelnick has a few things going for him. First, he’s the chairman for Take-Two Interactive and successfully ousted the evil EA Empire out of his front room. Secondly, he’s ripped. GamePolitics is reporting that Zelnick will grace the cover of this month’s Men’s Fitness magazine.
Upon inspection of the cover, one doesn’t really come to appreciate what Zelnick has accomplished with his body. He’s obviously a busy man, doing whatever busy videogame industry executives do. He’s also 51 years old, which certainly doesn’t help in the skin department.
To be honest, I’m jealous. I am now officially starting my campaign to be featured on the cover of Men’s Fitness. I already have the headline ironed out. It willl say, “Blogger writes games, but works with iron.” I also want a few comparison shots between Marcus Fenix and myself for reference.
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12:45 PM on 10.22.2008
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I can also see a carnival style, "World's Strongest Blogger" cover.
http://www.mensfitness.com/bcvideo/?bctid=1863363814