Some things should be sacred to gamers, like Nintendo's roast beef. Luckily, three guys out of Jacksonville refuse to conform and have released a NSFW rendition of Zelda: The Adventure of Link's cave crawling tune entitled "wHEn A pRiNcEsS iNtErvEnEs bEtwEen rApE & 0rgASms". The complete lyrics can be found in the full story below, impressively written entirely in M1XeDcApZoRz. Yes, we are just as amused as you must be right now, unless your name is Brandan and are vehemently against guys screaming in small shorts.
This hardcore experimental band formed last year in October and is made up of Jehlar, Araya, and Parrish -- all friends from band camp we presume. Check out their site and rape them right back on MySpace. Unfortunately this is their only song, but we hope that flooding them with your attention will nudge them a little.
If you enjoyed this rendition of happy hardcore, we also recommend Dead Paris Hiatus and you'd be retarded to miss Keb Keb Keb, or whatever they are called. Know of any other notable weird video game bands on MySpace? Post your links in the comments below!
wHEn A pRiNcEsS iNtErvEnEs bEtwEen rApE & 0rgASms
LiNk: MeLLo JeLLo FeLLo
gAn0nd0rF: A-12 tYpE g
zELdA: MeLLo JeLLo FeLLo
LiNk: sHiTtHiS cAvEs fUcKEn dArk& iM fUcKEn bLAzEd
& i g0ts n0 fUcKEn LiGHt
aLL i g0ts iS tHiS fUcKEn sw0rd & sHiELd
fUcK tHAt sHiT! gAn0nd0rF cAnt kEep zELdA Fr0m mE!
fUcK tHiS sHiTiM g0iNg iN tHErE!!!
LiNk: gAn0nd0rF y0Ur dEfEAt iS iNEViTAbLE & iM c0MiNg f0r mY GiRL!.
gAn0nd0rF: tHAt sHAcKLEd wH0rE?
zELdA: LiNk, wHErE ArT tH0U?
gAn0nd0rF: sHUt Up BiTcH! (sLAp)
zELdA: AaUugHH!!!
LiNk: y0U fUcKiNg c0wArd, TrY BiTcH sLApPiNg mE!
gAn0nd0rF: c0mE Up f0r tHE AdDiTi0n.
LiNk: s0Unds LiKE A pLAn!
gAn0nd0rF: y0U st00PiD f00L, y0ULL nEvEr mAkE iT (LiNk: yEs i WiLL!)
Up mY stAiRcAsE. mY MiNi0ns ArE m0rE 0mNip0tEnT (LiNk: m0rE LiKE FeEbLE!)
tHAn AnY pAtHETiC bEAsT y0U hAvE dEfEAtEd... ...
...iN y0Ur UsELESs L0vE st0rY.
LiNk : tHE MiNi0ns tHAt mEeT tHE End 0f mY bLAdE, mEeT ErADiCATi0n.
tHiS iS mY L0vE st0rY. n0tHiNg WiLL iNtErvEnE!
gAn0nd0rF: bUt y0U FAiL t0 UndErstAnd, i'M tHE pRiNcE 0f tHiEvEs.
LiNk: m0rE LiKE tHE pRiNcE 0f c0wArd's!
gAn0nd0rF: i'vE HAd En0UgH 0f y0Ur m0k, i sHALL stEAL y0Ur LiFE & bAtHE iN tHE bL00d 0f zELdA, y0Ur prEcCi0Us zELdA.
zELdA: LiNk, rEmEmbEr y0Ur b0w & LiGHt ArR0ws.
gAn0nd0rF: y0U ActUALLy bELiEvE tHiS w0rm WiLL prEvAiL? y0U st00PiD wH0rE (sLAp)
zELdA: AaUugHH!!! jUsT gUt tHiS PiG's LiFE!
gAn0nd0rF: i sAiD sHUt tHE fUcK Up!!! (sLAp)
zELdA: AaUugHH!!! AaUugHH!!!
LiNk: zELdA!!!!!!
gAn0nd0rF: Ha3! tHE SiGHt 0f bL00d 0n HEr drEsS Ar0UsEs mE!
LiNk: i'LL fUcKiNg KiLL y0U!
Contest:
11:42 AM on 02.12.2007
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Mr. Destructoid > wHEn A pRiNcEsS iNtErvEnEs bEtwEen rApE & 0rgASms
That shit made my ears slap the shit outta me. Very original and clever..but fuck..
(shake n' bake!)
Still, it's a nice prank for my friends. "Hey, listen to this Zelda song." *rape*