The above header image was purposely keyframed and photoshopped horribly to artistically represent my secret desire to strangle my Nintendo Wii. Luckily for you and the (imaginary) person sitting next to you, I have a great deal of patience. Storm Dain in the other hand, does not. For anyone that missed out on our "officially official" written review and video review of The Conduit, you can save yourself the Youtube trolling and check it out here, but if it's extra "lulz" you seek, then hit the jump and prepare for greatest, "for tonight we dine in..." oh never-mind.
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