With all this jazz of war, world hunger, Mayan calendars, and a Zombie Apocalypse, the world is coming to its inevitable end. Leave it to our very own (and trustworthy) Storm Dain to tell you how it is. With the recent controversy surrounding Valve's Left 4 Dead 2, what better time then any to take it back old-school (too soon?) and reintroduce the reasons why Left 4 Dead was and will always be so great? I've got no friends, you say? No worries -- next to preventing the world's end, Storm also has the answer to loneliness. No, it's not masturbation.