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Storm's Adventures! GTA IV


4:40 PM on 09.01.2009




With my recent purchase and new found love for the PlayStation 3 "Slim," I've returned most of my Xbox 360 games and repurchased them (most of which are used of course) for my nice new console. GTA IV happens to be one of them. Before you Xbox fanboys prod me with your butter knife and clothing iron, take a moment and exhale as you check out Storm's latest adventure with the Rockstar's classic title. Yes, you will discover urine stains, plenty of pie with vulgar sweet creamy goodness and something about awful driving mechanics with touch of large American breasts.
 
Inhale now. Ok now, where was I? Oh yes! (tosses up gang signs) Sony! Wut!?
 





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