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Storm's Adventure with Halo: Reach and Black Ops


2:45 PM on 07.19.2011



I guess the theme of this video is "I don't like old stuff."

And as a Destructoid viewer, I hope you can understand that none of my anger is directed towards you.

On top of the list today is Halo: Reach. I believe I've covered the other Halo FPS in a condensed fashion. To get a preview of the running jokes and spelling errors, click here. When the news of Halo: Reach reached my ears, nothing but toothbrush commercials and cheap jokes entered my mind. However, Halo has never forsaken me. Since the first person shooters have always been insanely well developed, it's hard to be classy when trying to humorously analyzing the game. And I think that becomes apparent two minutes and ten seconds into the video.

For some reason, I feel there should be something in between these paragraphs...never mind.

Now we come to Call of Duty: Black Ops. I have a bit of history with Call of Duty, here, here, and here, dating back to when I though it was another dull franchise making faggy World War II games. Now, it seems Activision can do no wrong. Of course, even though I found Black Ops fun, there's plenty of bitching when I'm on the case.

For anyone interested, here is the fan-made flash game.

Also, Sarah will not be pursuing a careering in acting.

Also, also, the Future Storm story arc comes to a close.  Continuity errors are abound.








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