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Halo: Reach

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Storm's Adventure with Halo: Reach and Black Ops

2:45 PM on 07.19.2011

I guess the theme of this video is "I don't like old stuff."

And as a Destructoid viewer, I hope you can understand that none of my anger is directed towards you.

On top of the list today is Halo: Reach. I believe I've covered the other Halo FPS in a condensed fashion. To get a preview of the running jokes and spelling errors, click here. When the news of Halo: Reach reached my ears, nothing but toothbrush commercials and cheap jokes entered my mind. However, Halo has never forsaken me. Since the first person shooters have always been insanely well developed, it's hard to be classy when trying to humorously analyzing the game. And I think that becomes apparent two minutes and ten seconds into the video.

For some reason, I feel there should be something in between these paragraphs...never mind.

Now we come to Call of Duty: Black Ops. I have a bit of history with Call of Duty, here, here, and here, dating back to when I though it was another dull franchise making faggy World War II games. Now, it seems Activision can do no wrong. Of course, even though I found Black Ops fun, there's plenty of bitching when I'm on the case.

For anyone interested, here is the fan-made flash game.

Also, Sarah will not be pursuing a careering in acting.

Also, also, the Future Storm story arc comes to a close. Continuity errors are abound.

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3:00 AM on 08.03.2011

Review: Halo: Reach
11:01 PM on 09.11.2010

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Sebproductions

Bye future storm 8'(

qlum

It has been a while since the last one

Mr Andy Dixon

Damn, I've got some catching up to do.

The Sama

I don't want to watch the video. Can someone give me, like a condensed text version?

Or not. Then I just won't ever know what it's about. eh.

garethxxgod

Holy shit, Storm still posts content here? Like Andy I apparently have catching up to do.

P.S. Everyone go watch Storm's videos, they're pretty good!

Agent

Great vid, I look forward to the next one.

P.S. Congrats on the marriage.

mratomix

This was fucking great. I really want to murder that Insidious pop-out ad though. And, whatever happened to that brief glimpse of investigative journalism we had during that IF vs. Activision pissing contest? THAT WAS FUN! I want to know what, if anything, happened.

Lukas Over

Time paradox FTW!

garethxxgod

Future Storm was outside for so long he grew back his beard and long hair to combat the cold.

Great vid as always.

Black Ops 2

8:30 PM on 05.23.2013

Black Ops 2's Revolution DLC has a free trial weekend

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2's Revolution map pack will be free to play on Xbox 360 this weekend, Activision's Dan Amrich announced, who only confirmed the promotion for Microsoft's console. The promotion has the content playabl...

Keith Swiader

Call of Corgi

4:45 PM on 05.23.2013

It doesn't get any cuter than this 'Call of Corgi' art

I'm sure you've heard about the Call of Duty: Ghosts dog by now. My first impression? 'Ooh, doggie!' My second, of course, is that it should have been a corgi. I'm not alone in that. Talented French artist and fellow corgi fa...

Dale North

Call of Doggie

11:35 AM on 05.22.2013

Awww! Call of Duty: Ghosts' cute little doggie

How could you not love a German Shepherd? They've got the cutest face markings, that funny lowered rear, and ears so big that they could double as windsails. They're also amazing animals when it comes to serving humans, worki...

Dale North

Black Ops II

3:00 AM on 05.22.2013

Vote on Black Ops 2's new Personalization Packs

Two new Personalization Packs will be released for Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 on May 29, and starting this Thursday you'll be able to vote on which packs make the cut, Activision's Dan Amrich announced. Voting will take p...

Keith Swiader

CoD DLC to Xbox One first

1:25 PM on 05.21.2013

Call of Duty: Ghosts DLC heading to Xbox One first

Keeping with the already established trend, DLC for the upcoming Call of Duty: Ghosts will be headed to Microsoft's Xbox One first. Like always, it will come to other consoles later, but if you want that hot Call of Dut...

Patrick Hancock

#Next Xbox

1:02 PM on 05.21.2013

GROSS ARM IS COMING TO TEAR OFF YOUR FACE!

RRRRAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

Jim Sterling

Call of Duty: Ghosts

1:00 PM on 05.21.2013

Next-gen arrives with Call of Duty: Ghosts

I have seen the future, and I'm here to tell you that it's a bit different from what you're probably expecting. Actually, I've seen two different futures. One is Infinity Ward's version of our country's future, in which Ameri...

Dale North

Call of Duty: Ghosts

11:35 AM on 05.21.2013

First look at Call of Duty: Ghosts trailer on Xbox One

[Update: Official trailer has been added.] The new Xbox is on center-stage today, but the new Call of Duty game swooped in a few minutes early and stole a bit of the spotlight. Thanks to a leaked advertisement, we now k...

Brett Makedonski

#Transformers

11:00 PM on 05.20.2013

10 games bundled with all their DLC discounted on PSN

The PlayStation Store is rolling out a new sales promotion that's packing ten different games with ALL of their downloadable content offerings. The Ultimate Edition bundles are all being offered at 65% off, with PlayStation P...

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Next Xbox

6:00 PM on 05.17.2013

E3 will be 'all about the games' for Microsoft

In an appearance on the Major Nelson podcast, IEB chief of staff Aaron Greenberg hinted at what's in store for the Xbox reveal event happening on May 21 at 10:00am Pacific. "We're really going to tell one story across two eve...

Jordan Devore

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⇓ Halo: Reach

3:00 AM on 08.03.2011
This makes me want to get into Halo: Reach again

Listen, Halo. It's not you, it's me. I love you, I really do. You'll always be my favorite first-person shooter franchise. Lately though, I found someone else. Her name is Call of Duty: Black Ops and she's wild, man. Just wi...more

11:01 PM on 09.11.2010
Review: Halo: Reach

On November 15, 2001, Microsoft officially joined the console wars with the release of the Xbox. The system launched alongside a handful of titles, including arguably the sole game that helped establish Microsoft in the conso...more

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