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Storm's Adventure with Gears of War 3

5:30 PM on 10.30.2011

Storm Dain

Video Ninja

I don't think this joke will be well accepted, but I already wrote it down, so I might as well run with it.

Fun Times with the Lancer 3 is the journey to save Sera, and this video is a journey into copyright infringement. I already enjoyed the franchise quite bit up to this point, and I'm glad to see it end. Don't get it twisted, I don't mean that Fun Times with the Lancer needs to end. I like that it has the dignity to end. Over the top violence and production value is always a winner in my book, and Fun Times with the Lancer 3 delivers.

If you care to understand the background and progression of these jokes, you should watch my videos of the original Fun Times with the Lancer and Fun Times with the Lancer 2.

Also, stop staring at my chestplate.

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