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Storm's Adventure with Crysis 2 and Portal 2

3:00 PM on 10.06.2011 // Storm Dain

Sequel time!  For the originals, here's Crysis and Portal.

I've learned my lesson.  Crysis joins the list of franchises I'll never touch again.  That's not to say Crysis 2 was a bad game.  Just a bad all around experience.  That aside, Crysis 2 really shocked me by turning the franchise around and bringing it closer to all the other, better first person shooters.  Giving the player stuff to hide behind and a power suit that can actually do something.  Now if Crytek could just compensate me $1,000 for all the broken stuff the "Crysis Curse" brought upon.

Portal 2 was, as fully expected, some great stuff.  And you know what else is great?  Whenever I see Destructoid's name appear in a trailer.  It makes me proud to post on this site.  And that robot head guy...nicest person you'll ever meet.   I'm skillfully avoiding posting anything further about Portal 2.  Yeah, it was good game.  We all know this.  Did you also know that we see with our eye's and hot things are hot?

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destructoid's previous coverage:
Portal 2


  Jan 31

Portal Stories: Mel mod gets a teaser, coming soon

Now THIS is my kind of downloadable content


  Apr 30

Behold, Portal 2's freakish Frankenturret brought to life

Wheatley's abomination is just as scary in real life


  Nov 01

Portal 2 In Motion DLC arrives on PSN next week

Time to dig out the ol' PS Move controller


  Oct 22

Steam Workshop's one-year anniversary has arrived!

How will you celebrate? With a TF2 hat or new Portal 2 level, perhaps?


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