Sequel time! For the originals, here's Crysis and Portal.
I've learned my lesson. Crysis joins the list of franchises I'll never touch again. That's not to say Crysis 2 was a bad game. Just a bad all around experience. That aside, Crysis 2 really shocked me by turning the franchise around and bringing it closer to all the other, better first person shooters. Giving the player stuff to hide behind and a power suit that can actually do something. Now if Crytek could just compensate me $1,000 for all the broken stuff the "Crysis Curse" brought upon.
Portal 2 was, as fully expected, some great stuff. And you know what else is great? Whenever I see Destructoid's name appear in a trailer. It makes me proud to post on this site. And that robot head guy...nicest person you'll ever meet. I'm skillfully avoiding posting anything further about Portal 2. Yeah, it was good game. We all know this. Did you also know that we see with our eye's and hot things are hot?
This is the first time I've seen Storm with short hair. I hope you feel the same way about its absence as I felt about getting rid of mine so long ago (awesome) because, damn dude.
By the way Storm, you can play Crysis 1 on consoles now, the way nature intended. I'd totally jump on some Portal 2 with you if you didn't suck at the game (and had it for 360).
Always enjoyed your videos.
Also, what Conrad said. Shaving my head for the first time was better than sex. Since then my personal barber is Mr. Remington.
inb4 all the PC elitists go "LOL! UR RIG SUX!!!" or something else incomprehensible to normal people.
Nothing against PC gamers, just the elitists. All elitists are annoying and I feel it necessary to rag on them no matter their preference. (I wish I didn't need to clarify, but lots of white knight trolls would jump down my throat if I didn't)
@Jeffrey Warf
No pc elitist would debase themselves with such language. That's for console kiddies. A true pc elitist would explain in great detail exactly how your rig sucks and how even a pleb could build a better rig for a very minimal fee.
Gotta get your gaming stereotypes right. Next thing you'll be saying Linux users are all douchey hipsters and Apple users are smart but don't know anything about hygiene.
Awesome video as always Storm! Sorry about all your hardware failures, if it's any consolation I laughed heartily at you banging your head against the wall! We've all been there!
It would be fantastic if they compensate for the broken stuff :D <a href="http://theimpartialreviews.com/flex-seal-reviews-does-it-work">flex seal reviews</a>
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By the way Storm, you can play Crysis 1 on consoles now, the way nature intended. I'd totally jump on some Portal 2 with you if you didn't suck at the game (and had it for 360).
Funny video as always!
Also, what Conrad said. Shaving my head for the first time was better than sex. Since then my personal barber is Mr. Remington.
Nothing against PC gamers, just the elitists. All elitists are annoying and I feel it necessary to rag on them no matter their preference. (I wish I didn't need to clarify, but lots of white knight trolls would jump down my throat if I didn't)
No pc elitist would debase themselves with such language. That's for console kiddies. A true pc elitist would explain in great detail exactly how your rig sucks and how even a pleb could build a better rig for a very minimal fee.
Gotta get your gaming stereotypes right. Next thing you'll be saying Linux users are all douchey hipsters and Apple users are smart but don't know anything about hygiene.
Also, looking good with the short hair! Now you just need an epic stache like Conrad. Get workin on that.