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STFUAJPG contest

10:29 PM on 03.07.2007   |   Fronz

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You might have seen "STFUAJPG" before, but what does it mean? It's a secret.

Drama is an inevitable part of life, especially in gaming. In an industry that revolves around setting goals and boasting about accomplishments, it's not rare for debates and opinions to get out of hand and ruin the simplest of calm conversations. Long ago, before Destructoid had assembled its robot army of gamers to take over the world, I wrote down ten Dtoid commandments. But I ran out of room after writing just eight large letters: STFUAJPG.

What does it mean? It's our motto: "Shut The Fuck Up And Just Play Games"

We report gaming news and media, and then we all sit back and talk about it, it's really not so complicated. Yet there's constantly drama on every gaming site on the Internet -- I thought gaming was supposed to be fun?! If shit ever gets out of hand on Dtoid, then STFUAJPG is the best way to get everyone back on track -- don't be afraid to use it! So let's not ever forget . . .

Is your arrogant friend bragging incessantly about his speed run records and gargantuan Gamerscore? Dude, STFUAJPG! Pass the damn controller and get over yourself.

Is your artistic friend bitching about clipping issues in Shadow of the Colossus and pointing out all the texture seams in your favorite games? STFUAJPG! 

Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft just fucked up another service or was caught in another lie? Kill them. But after a day passes, move on -- STFUAJPG!

Fanboys getting out of control? Don't delay, STFUAJPG!

Simple enough? Good, now what's this contest all about? It's easy. All you have to do is make a STFUAJPG picture or gif, and post it in this article's comments to enter. And there's no limit to how many times you can enter. Just take a SFW picture that emotionally portrays someone yelling, shouting, screaming, bitch-slapping, or ass-kicking, and add your own STFUAJPG text. It doesn't even necessarily need to be a gaming related picture.

Pictures from the past have included Phoenix Wright, Ali, Arnold, geek gatherings, umpires, super heroes, cool concept art, and in-game screenshots. There's no rules, just make us laugh. Got a cat picture that would fit the occasion? Go for it. Reggie, Kutaragi, or Bill Gates STFUAJPG? Definitely. It's contagious, just stick a STFUAJPG syringe in somebody and they'll be playing games for days without whining.

Enter as many pictures as you'd like -- the best three will win a free regular priced video game of their choosing for any current handheld, next-gen console, or PC. I encourage everyone to participate, but I can only ship to winners in America, sorry. I'll post a reminder over the weekend, and then announce the winners on Monday. Let's see what you photoshopping phenoms can create!






Contests Official Rules



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1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.

2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.

3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.

4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.

5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.

6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).

7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.

8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.

9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.

10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.

11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.

Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.

 




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charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 21:58
charliesuh
shut the f*** and just play games
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 21:59
charliesuh
DO IT DO IT DO IT!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:06
Fronz
Gif version:




lawl's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:08
lawl
Made this one a long ass time ago:

AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:14
AndyCat
comic sans? lol
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:18
BlindsideDork
Standing Tall For Under Age Jumping Pasty Gamers?
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:19
Fronz
If you've got a forum account, just private message me your email and i'll gladly send you the font file.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:27
CannibalCalvin
um... can we reenter stuff from the forum?
ghnvt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:28
ghnvt
<a href="http://tinypic.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i15.tinypic.com/33uq43b.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:30
Fronz
Absolutely - if you entered any STFUAJPG pictures or gifs in the forum, repost them here - they'll count for the contest
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:36
Topher Cantler
hahaha I love this thread ^_^
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:41
Joseph Leray
This is gonna be E-PIC.
ghnvt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 22:53
ghnvt









Brute Force Attack by SADDAM WHO IS BACK FROM THE DEAD
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:20
Crunshii
lmfao, this thread made my day lolz
Cokeman170's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:25
Cokeman170
STFUAJPG!
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/Cokeman170/Picture1-5.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:33
Pepillou2
Before postin'... how do I insert ze pictures?? Plz explain BBCode for dummies.
Cokeman170's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:36
Cokeman170
Pepillou2: just upload the image into photobucket for example, then do this: [img]http//www.example.com/image.gif[/img] copy that with your link in the middle of the []'s. then click add comment and POOF!
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:40
Pepillou2
Thanx, Cokeman! OK, I'll try... durrrrr

Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:41
Pepillou2
DAMMIT! I can't see them.
/sleep
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:44
WmV337
Well mine sucks, i know, but i decided to have some fun in 1.6 with my custom sprays(note, this pic isnt the original, because, well, its too naughty for even this site).

Suck at CS? Well:
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:51
WmV337
PSST!! I know that image is a little big, sorry about that, but as i was looking through my pictures, i found this one in particular.

Waiting for your pedophile Wii game to come out, but annoyed with the internets making fun of you? Well:

Ignignokt01's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2007 23:58
Ignignokt01
woops damn thumbnail.

normachariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 00:01
normachariot
dude what does also, cocks meann?? i seriously havnt caught onto that joke yet :/
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 00:05
deanhatescoffee
Brian "Mutha Fuckin" Peppers... that's some scary shit!
skAnarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 00:30
skAnarky
Woa, sexy.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 01:00
Joseph Leray
"You're out of your element, Walter!"

Classic.
normachariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 01:10
normachariot
im serious about the also, cocks thing...
JimJim's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 01:16
JimJim
hopefully i wont get too much crap for this, but i had to do it.

Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 01:57
Farktoid

This image does not necessarily reflect the views of Destructoid. But come on.
Dexterp37's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 02:16
Dexterp37
Ehm. LOL.

tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2007 02:43
tehuberone
Or else.
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