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Stephen Merchant to play Wheatley in Portal 2! photo

One of the few criticisms people had of Portal 2's E3 demo was that Wheatley, the English-accented Personality Sphere, sounded pretty damn dreadful. Well, Valve is a company that listens, and has revealed that Office co-writer and podcast legend Stephen Merchant will be taking over the role!

This is pretty fabulous news. I'm a big fan of Stephen Merchant as is anybody who likes funny men who are really tall. His voice and comedic timing will be a perfect fit for Portal 2, methinks, so this is a very, very good thing. Now GLaDOS is going to have some serious competition when it comes to quotability. 

Portal 2 gets Stephen Merchant [CVG]








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HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:23
HEL105
Epic news, I love his cameo in Hot Fuzz to pieces. Such a funny guy.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:24
Aurain
Ricky Gervais and his homies are unfunny.
fleshribbon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:25
fleshribbon
@Aurain
Agreed
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:26
Drach
but... but.... GLaDOS?! =(
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:29
Jim Sterling
Aurain: Except that they are.
Snorbuckle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:32
Snorbuckle
They are...unfunny?

Anyway this is amazing news and anyone who dislikes those guys are rubbish.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:35
Sexualchocolate
I dislike Gervais, but Merchant and Pilkington are funny as fuck.

You guys seen the new(ish) Ricky Gervais show, the one that's like a podcast where they just talk shit and lead Pilkington into saying retarded shit? It's hilarious.
Samwise's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:35
Samwise
I expect a cameo by karl pilkington
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:35
Chris Carter
Ricky Gervais is more conventially funny in anything outside of The Office. The Office is a niche brand of humor (that I happen to enjoy).
Chardan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:36
Chardan
@Aurain
Did you ever listen to the podcasts? I'm just curious to know why you find them unfunny (except Gervais recent lackluster films, which were in all honesty, not very funny)
EToaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:36
EToaster
Huh, I actually liked the old voice. I'm not familiar with the new guy, though.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:40
Themightylebeau2009
Best idea ever.

Unless you know Extras quite well this quote will mean nothing to you

"what are you doing?"

"Im having a sing song!"

@ Sexualchoclate - the tv show is the same shows but animated for stupid americans, sorry but its true. Best thing anyone can do is get the cd's with the bonus MP3 disc.
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:42
LawofThermalDynamics
they're always so mean to that other guy.

Incidentally, Ricky Gervais has the BEST LAUGH IN THE WORLD!!!
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:42
Aurain
Stop being wrong Sterling :p
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:43
Mista Smegheneghan
Wheatley's British voice was dreadful? I thought it was pretty funny.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:49
Handy
I liked the old voice, he reminded me of Noel Fielding from The Mighty Boosh.

Still, I bet Merchant will do a good job.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:56
Sexualchocolate
@Themightylebeau2009

The TV show is put right in front of me with little to no effort required. If i was to put enough effort in to find the audio and extra MP3 content or whatever, well I'd probably just play games instead.

Any non-game entertainment must be literally at my finger tips while i lay on the Sofa or I'm just going to bother.

i'm sure they're great though.
Forsaken Bacon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:57
Forsaken Bacon
But I liked wheatley's voice :(
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:57
Sharpless
Yeah, there was something off about the original voice actor. I almost wondered if his was a place-holder voice. I kind of feel bad for him now though, getting replaced. Merchant does sound perfect for the role, though.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 08:58
Themightylebeau2009
@ SC - More content on cd's = more funny :-) just saying. But fair enough I guess.
Doc lulz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:02
Doc lulz
Smerch?
Are you fucking kidding me?

I WANT KARL PILKINGTON!


Karl combined with Portal would literally be the greatest thing of all time
Kimicario's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:03
Kimicario
Wait, what? People hated that? News to me.
oknd's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:05
oknd
Yeah, the old voice of Wheatley was just placeholder. Someone working at Valve recorded those lines.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:06
Isay Isay
/fingers crossed for Karl Pilkington as the Companion Sphere
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:10
Occams electric toothbrush
Stephen Merchant is neat. This is pretty neat news.




Neat.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:11
Stevil
Anybody else think Charlie Brooker (when he's on a rant) would be awesome for Portal?
Chris Newby's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:15
Chris Newby
Karl Pilkington audio logs confirmed?
LawofThermalDynamics's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:21
LawofThermalDynamics
@Stevil: After watching that videogame show...yes.
GoodGuyA's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:26
GoodGuyA
Awesome. I don't know his work, but as long as they didn't keep the placeholder.
Gilthalas's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 09:41
Gilthalas
I love Stephen Merchant and I think he's got the perfect voice for it. Yay for Portal 2.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 10:22
Xzyliac
Wow. Ricky Gervais unfunny? Bold claim. Granted I've only seen him in The Office and Louie but dammit if his bit in Louie wasn't incredible.

Oh and this other guy sounds cool I guess.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 10:32
ace of knaves
I kind of liked Wheatley's voice, but obviously this is still very cool news.
klops's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 10:32
klops
The pathetic whiners won. Fuck internets.
hanowyoucantseeme's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 10:43
hanowyoucantseeme
There's way too much hype for this game . It's actualy a bit dissapointing , valve is
Really going over board showing us everything so soon like this . Am I wrong to say valve doesn't normally give away so much info on an upcoming game? Every time there's portal news I almost cringe thinking of what tid bit of info or story line they'll give away next. I hope I'm wrong because I expect allot from valve to begin with.
Monkey News's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 10:48
Monkey News
I wish it was karl pilkington, i love the little orange headed freak.....hense my username....but still merchant is a funny little tinker, just hope valve dont limit him to what he can say...
lastSKYsamurai's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 10:53
lastSKYsamurai
No sending off for the other guy? What were they like, "ah, sorry man, the people hate you, we're dumping you..." harsh...
Ender's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 10:59
Ender
Well it was a placeholder and it was actually the guy who modeled wheatley so Its ok if he sounded bad since he isnt a professional voice actor. No harm done to him cept maybe his ego
The White Light's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 11:14
The White Light
I actually really liked the previous voice, but I'm sure that Stephen will do great.
Mooks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 11:14
Mooks
First off, people hated the Wheatly voice? I recall people responding well to it, at least in rational circles.

THAT BEING SAID, Stephen Merchant will still probably do a better job.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 11:37
Xzyliac
@klops
Valve said from the very beginning that Wheatley's voice in the demo was not going to be in the final game. Regardless of whether anyone liked it or not.

I think too much emphasis is being put on the fact that some people didn't like it. It was going to change regardless.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 11:59
Vedicardi2
FUCK yes
CrazyBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 12:32
CrazyBlue
Whilst I'm not a huge fan of Merchant, I'm glad they listened to the feedback and replaced the voice actor with an actual British person! The previous voice actors was simply dreadful!
Matt Welch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 12:45
Matt Welch
People disliked the original VA? News to me, everyone I spoke to loved it and will be sorry to see it go. Much preferred over this guy actually. He sounds...boring. Even if the other guy sounded like he was putting on an accent at least he didn't sound boring. And Stephen Merchant is the *least* funny person on The Ricky Gervais Show. He's the "straight man" to Karl Pilkington's insanity and Gervais' hyena-laughs. Why would you want the boring guy to do a character that had originally been given such charm by the placeholder VA?
TKurata's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 12:46
TKurata
Yeaaaaaaah loved him in Extras...and all the other cameo stuff he's done.
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 12:46
Stephen Beirne
Oh? As I recall, there was more or less resounding praise for that first video, voice actor and all. What's with the unusual retcon?
killerpickles's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 12:59
killerpickles
People hating on the original VA is news to me too... tons of people I know who seen the vid loves it...
I don't know anything about this Stephen guy, but I quite like Wheatley's old voice... oh well...
*shrugs*
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 13:02
GohanGVO
Who complained about the original voice? It was rad, and I loved it.

Bleh.
DocAlexander's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 13:39
DocAlexander
Gervais and Merchant are both very funny men. Extras is still some of the best situational humour I've ever seen. I highly recommend tracking both seasons down if you haven't caught them yet.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 14:33
WarZombie
Wheatley's voice was fine before, but if they were going to replace him with anybody, I'm glad it's someone really funny. Makes me look forward to the game even more now.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2010 15:38
Johnny Justice
I didn't mind the original actor, but I'm glad the Smerch in on board.
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