You play PC games, you say? *curls moustache thoughtfully* I remember the days of PC gaming, my boy....when I was growing up, we played a fine device called the Commodore. It was amazing, you see...we typed things, and the device typed back to us, just like a real person! By golly, it was the finest thing I had ever seen....although now that I play Xbox LIVE, I can hardly imagine that PCs even exist anymore. You see, I like to get on Call Of Duty 4 and blast some scoundrels to bits.
So the Steam people from the inter-nets, you say that they are having a sale on the games? I suppose if I could fire up the old Commodore I could ... oh. So the Commodore isn't "compatible?" I don't think I understand you, son. This is all very confusing. What is a BioShock? Oh...that sounds nice. I think I might have a gander. You may have to help me with the dowdloading, as I don't think I have the foggiest idea what you mean by that word. Down-load-ing? Well, alright. Let me get my pipe.
[Via Gamasutra -- thanks Justin]
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Contest:
5:53 PM on 12.26.2007
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Psychonauts is
only $9.95! YAY!
Also a demo of it here, but the game costs more there.
A few of those look pretty sweet, but I have that little problem that I iz po'. :(
/moustache_adoration
Well it's only a matter of weather you want to run the games at a higher fps, better controls, less ms and to be called, a cheese-eating cock-sucker with no skills!
Or
Have a shiny interface, advertisements, sluggish controls, terrible player-hosted servers and to be called, [i]a cheese-eating cock-sucker wigger with no skills![i/] by a 13 year old.
Either way, more power to you! After all, the more people who play console games only, the less whining I have to hear about how I must cheat - game on!
hehe.
So would I, but my DVD drive is on the fritz. Besides, you can download the game from multiple locations, via Steam. It only sucks if Steam suddenly crashes and goes to hell.
I like the deals, maybe I will purchase the Sam & Max episode 1.
Get yourself some sourceports.
Doom/Heretic/Hexen
Legacy: http://legacy.newdoom.com/legacy.php
GZDoom: http://grafzahl.drdteam.org/
Doomsday: http://www.doomsdayhq.com/
ZDoom: http://zdoom.org/News
Risen3D: http://risen3d.newdoom.com/
Quake
Tenebrae: http://tenebrae.sourceforge.net/
Darkplaces: http://www.icculus.org/twilight/darkplaces/
Quake II
Quake2Max: http://quake2max.planetquake.gamespy.com/
Quake 2 Evolved: http://quake2max.planetquake.gamespy.com/
I've been running Heretic and Hexen with no problems what-so-ever with GZDoom which only requires the WAD files to run.
I hate to be the one to say this, but you have been smoking entirely too much reefer. Awesome. SALES!