Do you or anyone you know still play Unreal Tournament 3 on PC? Drop what you are doing and listen up, for an enormous patch containing the gaming equivalent of the cure for cancer and a new bonus content pack are on the horizon.
The patch, which contains no more than one billion individual items, can be viewed here. Most notable, at least from the perspective of an achievement-lover such as myself, is the inclusion of 57 Steam achievements the update will bring.
But all of that is only part one in the grand scheme of things. Part two, dubbed the Titan Pack, is said to be "substantially bigger than any bonus pack" Epic Games has previously released.
I'm sure this is very exciting for the several avid UT3 players in the audience. I haven't managed to pull myself away from UT2004's addicting grip long enough to progress up to UT3, but that's just me.
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